Arbys, Kidnappers, Wilderbeats, and Mushy Cookies. (Stanley The Octopus V1)

STANLEY THE OCTOPUS Thread Version 1

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I have had this imaginary friend named "Stanley" the friendly octopus. And I went to an organic deli and there was a seafood section, and there was octopus. I ate some, and when I got home stanley was gone :cry:!!! I think I killed him by accident. When I would go to sleep, he would make me hot coco and give me cookies (the mooshy good kind) and we would have a picnic in his garden under the sea. What do I do? I feel so ashamed of myself, and I am angered by myself for eating him.:cry: Help me!!!

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UPDATES ON THE STORY (FINALLY SOLVED)

I made up first story to get attention, and now I relize he really has dissapeared. >>>See End Page 1

I asked Opey the turtle to go and find him but he went to florida never to return. >>>See Start Page 2

Stanley is still missing, but is still loved and we will be on the search across the globe. >>>See Middle Page 2

I heard from a poster that his friend said that he heard over the phone that Opey went to Utah. I went to florida and spoke with the owner of the house Opey was staying at, Carl, and he said he overheard opey say stanley was headed to north dakota. >>>See End Page 2

I quickly boarded the next plane to North Dakota. Hopefully, I can catch him before he moves again!>>> See End Page 2

I found stanley and the epic conclusion of the story is found. Stanley didn't run away!!! See End Page 2

you need serious psychological help

Wait, so you ate his "mushy cookies?" What? Huh? :?Bayleef

No, I was talking about the good times I had with him. I went to a seafood section in a deli and ate some octopus. When I got home to talk to stanley, he was dead.

I made a poster to help identify him, in case anyone sees him. This is him right TC?

I made a poster to help identify him, in case anyone sees him. This is him right TC?

pokeracc

omg, that's him!!!

[QUOTE="pokeracc"]

I made a poster to help identify him, in case anyone sees him. This is him right TC?

_LiquidFlame_

omg, that's him!!!

BWAHAHAHAHA That was a trick to make sure I had the right one.

Give me 20 qazillion dollars or stanley gets it.

[QUOTE="_LiquidFlame_"][QUOTE="pokeracc"]

I made a poster to help identify him, in case anyone sees him. This is him right TC?

pokeracc

omg, that's him!!!

BWAHAHAHAHA That was a trick to make sure I had the right one.

Give me 20 qazillion dollars or stanley gets it.

It's impossible for you to have him. He died 2 days ago. :|

[QUOTE="pokeracc"][QUOTE="_LiquidFlame_"][QUOTE="pokeracc"]

I made a poster to help identify him, in case anyone sees him. This is him right TC?

_LiquidFlame_

omg, that's him!!!

BWAHAHAHAHA That was a trick to make sure I had the right one.

Give me 20 qazillion dollars or stanley gets it.

It's impossible for you to have him. He died 2 days ago. :|

No. That was an elaborate trick so that I could have a 2 day head start.

Wait, I'm watching CNN news! Stanley's alive! He is in prison!!! Everyone who wants to help come with me! *Walks out door*_LiquidFlame_

*Cough*stuntdouble*cough*

[QUOTE="_LiquidFlame_"]Wait, I'm watching CNN news! Stanley's alive! He is in prison!!! Everyone who wants to help come with me! *Walks out door*pokeracc

*Cough*stuntdouble*cough*

never! I'm going to get him! FYI, look at the first post for a surprise!

i got him out for you, we are in the blue suv, meet us at arbys

idk he just had that arbyssign above his head...

[QUOTE="pokeracc"]

[QUOTE="_LiquidFlame_"]Wait, I'm watching CNN news! Stanley's alive! He is in prison!!! Everyone who wants to help come with me! *Walks out door*_LiquidFlame_

*Cough*stuntdouble*cough*

never! I'm going to get him! FYI, look at the first post for a surprise!

MUWAHAHAHHAHA If you ever get too close Stanelys going for a swim, in the atlantic, with cement galoshes.

Alright, kill stanley again, but he is imaginary. Chances are he will come back in a few weeks good as new. ;)_LiquidFlame_

FINE *Shoves Stanley overboard

OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE!!! I'M A MURDERER

MUREDERERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR :cry:

Alright, kill stanley again, but he is imaginary. Chances are he will come back in a few weeks good as new. ;)_LiquidFlame_

hes over here at arbys

idk wat that other guy is saying but he is lying

[QUOTE="_LiquidFlame_"]Alright, kill stanley again, but he is imaginary. Chances are he will come back in a few weeks good as new. ;)merlynsid

hes over here at arbys

idk wat that other guy is saying but he is lying

HOW DARE YOU SOLLY MY GOOD MURDERING NAME!

He's dead now. Drowned.

Wait Octopus's can breath under water right? THERES STILL HOPE!

[QUOTE="_LiquidFlame_"]Alright, kill stanley again, but he is imaginary. Chances are he will come back in a few weeks good as new. ;)merlynsid

hes over here at arbys

idk wat that other guy is saying but he is lying

OMG, stanley had kids!?!?! So where's teh real stanley??? Octopus comes in through the door, "Hey, I'm back LiquidFlame! I was just hanging out at the arbys when my kids dissapeared, I think one went out toward the ocean and the other stayed to eat at arbys with some guy." OMG!!!

[QUOTE="merlynsid"]

[QUOTE="_LiquidFlame_"]Alright, kill stanley again, but he is imaginary. Chances are he will come back in a few weeks good as new. ;)_LiquidFlame_

hes over here at arbys

idk wat that other guy is saying but he is lying

OMG, stanley had kids!?!?! So where's teh real stanley??? Octopus comes in through the door, "Hey, I'm back LiquidFlame! I was just hanging out at the arbys when my kids dissapeared, I think one went out toward the ocean and the other stayed to eat at arbys with some guy." OMG!!!

:cry: so i didn't kill stanley? just some baby octopus? :cry: thank god.

[QUOTE="_LiquidFlame_"][QUOTE="merlynsid"]

[QUOTE="_LiquidFlame_"]Alright, kill stanley again, but he is imaginary. Chances are he will come back in a few weeks good as new. ;)pokeracc

hes over here at arbys

idk wat that other guy is saying but he is lying

OMG, stanley had kids!?!?! So where's teh real stanley??? Octopus comes in through the door, "Hey, I'm back LiquidFlame! I was just hanging out at the arbys when my kids dissapeared, I think one went out toward the ocean and the other stayed to eat at arbys with some guy." OMG!!!

:cry: so i didn't kill stanley? just some baby octopus? :cry: thank god.

JUST SOME BABY OCTOPUS?!?!?!?!? *stanley runs out the door with a chainsaw*

[QUOTE="pokeracc"][QUOTE="_LiquidFlame_"][QUOTE="merlynsid"]

[QUOTE="_LiquidFlame_"]Alright, kill stanley again, but he is imaginary. Chances are he will come back in a few weeks good as new. ;)merlynsid

hes over here at arbys

idk wat that other guy is saying but he is lying

OMG, stanley had kids!?!?! So where's teh real stanley??? Octopus comes in through the door, "Hey, I'm back LiquidFlame! I was just hanging out at the arbys when my kids dissapeared, I think one went out toward the ocean and the other stayed to eat at arbys with some guy." OMG!!!

:cry: so i didn't kill stanley? just some baby octopus? :cry: thank god.

JUST SOME BABY OCTOPUS?!?!?!?!? *stanley runs out the door with a chainsaw*

ah It wasn't me! It was, it was, ummm the mods, YEAH it was a consipiracy against me and stanleys baby, IM BEING FRAMED!

YOU DID IT FOR ATTENTION DIDN T YOU!? (how could u?)Setsa

I WANT A LAWYER. READ ME MY RIGHTS. And theres still time for Stanely if you try to save him and not kill me :cry:

I have a doctor but it's not for Stanley

Sometimes, it helps to drown your sorrows in food. Here, have some seafood.Oleg_Huzwog

:lol: that caught me off guard i almst choked on my chips :lol:

:lol: i seriously hope ur not serious :)MichaeltheCM

Not at all :lol:. But I did have an imaginary friend octopus named "Stanley." And I did go to the seafood deli and eat some octopus. Everything else is fake... although I still don't know where he went. He dissapeared a while ago, never saw him again.

well its your own damn fault