Are You Of Woman Born??

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#1 weezyfb
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or were you untimely ripped from your mother's womb?

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#2 Theokhoth
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I was of man born.

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#3 HipYoungster42
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I was born regularly. No c-sections for me!:P

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#4 Wilfred_Owen
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My mother said I came out like the cover of Meat Loafs Bat Out of Hell.
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#5 Pirate700
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I fell from the sky.

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#6 Oleg_Huzwog
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I naturally rendered my mother's loins in twain and burst forth in a screaming, gooey spectacle.

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#7 thriteenthmonke
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I grew on a tree.
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#8 kulmiye
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Respawned after receiving a headshot.
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#9 jJaAmMeEsS2184
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El Natural

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#11 MgamerBD
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Naw I was delivered by the stork. He's a cool dude. But drops you when your in front of your house.
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#12 mindstorm
Member since 2003 • 15255 Posts

Nope, I'm born of a rhino.

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#13 comp_atkins
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sliced out of that lady like an aztec sacrifice

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#14 Pirate700
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sliced out of that lady like an aztec sacrifice

comp_atkins

:lol:Oh man that's wrong.

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#15 kulmiye
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Nope, I'm born of a rhino.

mindstorm
Dude that rhino is so horribly fake.
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#16 MasterBolt360
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Born 100% natural! ^-^

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#18 m0zart
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Nope... Jackal here.

Seriously though, I was born normally. Though I don't know how my mother managed it -- I was 13 lbs. when born and it took about 24 hours.

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#19 hydralisk86
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I was born natural. No c-sections.
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#20 mindstorm
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[QUOTE="mindstorm"]

Nope, I'm born of a rhino.

kulmiye
Dude that rhino is so horribly fake.

It's supposed to be. He was in a mechanical rhino trying to spy on people. He got hot and that was the only way out. o_O You haven't seen Ace Ventura?
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#21 jJaAmMeEsS2184
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Nope... Jackal here.

Seriously though, I was born normally. Though I don't know how my mother managed it -- I was 13 lbs. when born and it took about 24 hours.

m0zart

that is huge!!...I just saw the other day some woman (I forget where) gave birth to a (world record) 19 Lb. baby...thats crazy

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#22 Crazyguy105
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I was born natural.

My mom said I caused her great pain. D:

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#23 kulmiye
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[QUOTE="mindstorm"] It's supposed to be. He was in a mechanical rhino trying to spy on people. He got hot and that was the only way out. o_O You haven't seen Ace Ventura?

I have but I obviously can't remember it. Even so those people who watched and thought it was real are dumb.
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#24 ZookGuy
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I came as the free toy in the Froot Loops box
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#25 themagicbum9720
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born naturally.
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#26 RushMetallica
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Pretty sure it was regular. I can't remember though.
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#29 Wolls
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My mummy says i was a gift from the lord :D :P

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#30 Ace6301
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I was not born of woman. 2 weeks early as well.
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#31 deactivated-6224e9178325f
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I burst out of my mother's nose.

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#32 deactivated-6016f2513d412
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My mother had to have a c-section.
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#33 WarEagle1357
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I was found under a cabbage leaf.
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#34 adv_tr00per
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i'm guessing regularly. i don't have the guts to ask my mom

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#35 Dante2710
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i ripped through my mom`s womb screaming "FOR THE MOTHERLAND"
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#36 Head_of_games
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I was created in a lab during an experiment which went horribly wrong. I'm now half-man, half-dragon. It's a tough life.

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Especially with us modern dragon slayers running around. *Raises laser sword* Anyways, I just willed myself into existence.
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#37 TM_Darkside
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"Untimely ripped," as you put it.

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#38 weezyfb
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"Untimely ripped," as you put it.

TM_Darkside

i was refering to shakespeare :x

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#39 TM_Darkside
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[QUOTE="TM_Darkside"]

"Untimely ripped," as you put it.

weezyfb

i was refering to shakespeare :x

No wonder I didn't grasp the reference, then.

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#40 Got_to_go
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I am a far older and a much different being that what you are typically accustomed to. I have seen the rise and fall of many a universe, so many that you haven't even gotten around to naming the number yet. I was not "born". To tell of my origin would take countless millenia. I am not of woman born, and I consider that an insult.
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#41 Cherokee_Jack
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I sprang from the head of Zeus.
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#42 Lief_Ericson
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I was born the same way McDuff was

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#43 jessica_bie
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I was untimely ripped, but there was more than one of us in there.........
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#44 D_Battery
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I was MacDuff'd too. Usurpers beware!

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#45 Serraph105
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Actually I was a test tube baby

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#46 LP4EVA2005
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WTF?.....i tell you, topics here get weirder and weirder every day.
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#47 D3nnyCrane
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I used the cord as a rope and abseiled out, singing the French Foreign Legion battle hymn and grinning like a toothless Jack Nicholson.
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#48 Serraph105
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WTF?.....i tell you, topics here get weirder and weirder every day.LP4EVA2005
better than being more and more boring
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#49 GamerForca
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Nope, I was ripped out. I will destroy thee, MacBeth!
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#50 mimic-Denmark
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There werent many games to play in there, so I got bored. Used one of my fingernails to slice my way out, and even said my first word when my mommy looked at me(WAZZUUUUUP), while I was covered in stuff...