[QUOTE="nocoolnamejim"]Meh. Not wearing any green, but I haven't left my house today. I'm home with a cold so the only person who might pinch me is my wifey when she gets home. ... ... ... And that could lead to all sorts of fun.Blow your nose on your shirt and feel the festiveness.
[QUOTE="spazzx625"][QUOTE="nocoolnamejim"]Meh. Not wearing any green, but I haven't left my house today. I'm home with a cold so the only person who might pinch me is my wifey when she gets home. ... ... ... And that could lead to all sorts of fun.Blow your nose on your shirt and feel the festiveness. No worries. It shall not keep me enjoying the mandatory tradition of drinking heavily to celebrate the holiday. Playing God of War 3 while inebriated is certain to be an amusing experience.
So anyone gets pinched regardless of whether they're Irish or not? I've got green in my bracelet, does that count? :?tofu-lion91
Little known fact...the holiday was invented by a bunch of horny, drunk guys called "The Society of the Lizard" who wanted an excuse to pinch any hot women they came across without consequences. So they invented the whole "St. Patrick's Day...if you aren't wearing green then you can be pinched" thing as a cover. The whole "green beer" thing was later added in by the famed womanizer Sir. Alfred Tiberious Houshmanzadeh in 1907 to further diminish the chances of a guy being slapped hard when he pinched a girl by increasing the odds that the girl would be at least partially drunk. True story! Men everywhere should make sure that they give a toast to "good old Sir. Alfred" when they're celebrating the holiday tonight.
[QUOTE="tofu-lion91"]So anyone gets pinched regardless of whether they're Irish or not? I've got green in my bracelet, does that count? :?nocoolnamejim
Little known fact...the holiday was invented by a bunch of horny, drunk guys called "The Society of the Lizard" who wanted an excuse to pinch any hot women they came across without consequences. So they invented the whole "St. Patrick's Day...if you aren't wearing green then you can be pinched" thing as a cover. The whole "green beer" thing was later added in by the famed womanizer Sir. Alfred Tiberious Houshmanzadeh in 1907 to further diminish the chances of a guy being slapped hard when he pinched a girl by increasing the odds that the girl would be at least partially drunk. True story! Men everywhere should make sure that they give a toast to "good old Sir. Alfred" when they're celebrating the holiday tonight. Lol that's awesome if it's true. :lol:
[QUOTE="tofu-lion91"]So anyone gets pinched regardless of whether they're Irish or not? I've got green in my bracelet, does that count? :?nocoolnamejim
Little known fact...the holiday was invented by a bunch of horny, drunk guys called "The Society of the Lizard" who wanted an excuse to pinch any hot women they came across without consequences. So they invented the whole "St. Patrick's Day...if you aren't wearing green then you can be pinched" thing as a cover. The whole "green beer" thing was later added in by the famed womanizer Sir. Alfred Tiberious Houshmanzadeh in 1907 to further diminish the chances of a guy being slapped hard when he pinched a girl by increasing the odds that the girl would be at least partially drunk. True story! Men everywhere should make sure that they give a toast to "good old Sir. Alfred" when they're celebrating the holiday tonight. good old drunk talk :D
A lot of people don't know that. I just learned that today from my teacher. He said someone Irish should wear both then explained the protestant/catholic thing.
meh didnt realize it was st patricks day til like 5th hour in school today when i was pretty much the only without green on, then i thought to myself, what is with all the green? then i facepalmed when i realized what day it was:lol:
[QUOTE="nocoolnamejim"][QUOTE="tofu-lion91"]So anyone gets pinched regardless of whether they're Irish or not? I've got green in my bracelet, does that count? :?Wolls
Little known fact...the holiday was invented by a bunch of horny, drunk guys called "The Society of the Lizard" who wanted an excuse to pinch any hot women they came across without consequences. So they invented the whole "St. Patrick's Day...if you aren't wearing green then you can be pinched" thing as a cover. The whole "green beer" thing was later added in by the famed womanizer Sir. Alfred Tiberious Houshmanzadeh in 1907 to further diminish the chances of a guy being slapped hard when he pinched a girl by increasing the odds that the girl would be at least partially drunk. True story! Men everywhere should make sure that they give a toast to "good old Sir. Alfred" when they're celebrating the holiday tonight. good old drunk talk :D It's true I say!
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