Aren't we just really intelligent, less hairy apes?

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#1 JuiceCakeOoh
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If you think about it, we are all just that. People often forget that, and make things more complicated than they need to be. War, for example is really just a bunch of rival ape families fighting over bannanas. The same could be said for politics. The apes with no bannanas will always want to take from the apes that do, this is why governments were formed.
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#2 agentpheonix
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Congrats. You see the ways of the world.

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#3 JPOBS
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Soon non of us will have bananas because of a virus which is killing the banana population. what happens then?
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#5 xsynth
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I'd like to argue the less hairy than apes part, I've seen some really hairy people..
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#6 __Chris__
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You could practically make that analogy with any animal. It just so happens they look similar to us...

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If you think about it, we are all just that. People often forget that, and make things more complicated than they need to be. War, for example is really just a bunch of rival ape families fighting over bannanas. The same could be said for politics. The apes with no bannanas will always want to take from the apes that do, this is why governments were formed. JuiceCakeOoh
Yes. Tc, how long did it take you to figure that out?
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#8 ColonelWilks
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We're accidents of the universe who give ourselves too much credit.
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#9 ManifestoJoe
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Soon non of us will have bananas because of a virus which is killing the banana population. what happens then?JPOBS
Then we wait....
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#11 VaguelyTagged
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i'm not intelligent in any way,your argument fails therefor.

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#12 Mochyc
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Well we are apes. However, if you are saying we are just smarter and less hairy gorillas, you are truly oversimplifying homo sapiens on so many levels.
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#13 deactivated-5e0e425ee91d8
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Well, if evolution is correct, we were apes.QWERTYCommander
Common misconseption caused by poor wording, we're still those same apes. its not like we split off from another species, we've evolved from another group of monkeys that obviously aren't around anymore
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#14 DraugenCP
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I had figured that one out by the time I was 10 years old. Nothing has changed since then.

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#15 ChaelaMcchubble
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I am not a disgusting hairless ape.

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#16 michael_1234576
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nope I have just as much hair.
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#17 wstfld
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We are primates along with all the monkeys and great apes.
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#19 -Big_Red-
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If you think about it, we are all just that. People often forget that, and make things more complicated than they need to be. War, for example is really just a bunch of rival ape families fighting over bannanas. The same could be said for politics. The apes with no bannanas will always want to take from the apes that do, this is why governments were formed. JuiceCakeOoh

yesPretty much.

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#20 Strider_91
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I'd agree with the intelligence point.. although i'm probably as hairy as majority of apes :roll:
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#21 Shankapotomus
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[QUOTE="QWERTYCommander"]Well, if evolution is correct, we were apes.darkspineslayer
Common misconseption caused by poor wording, we're still those same apes. its not like we split off from another species, we've evolved from another group of monkeys that obviously aren't around anymore



Kinda, we didnt actually evolve from apes per say, we shared a common ancestor with the apes, the lineage split (evolved), one branch evolved into apes, the other into us. Im kinda nitpicking but eh

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#22 Treflis
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Christians will tell you we aren't. Darwin will tell you we evolved from apes. I'd say bananas are a puny reason to start a war.
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#23 MagnumPI
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"We" probably are. The others aresome kind of mix breed between ape & human. The most distinguishing feature is the more common breed can talk just as we can but their intelligence is inferior when compared to an ape's.

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#24 Will2Live
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Ever read This Simian World by Clarence Day? That's basically the entire gist of the book.

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#25 -Big_Red-
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"We" probably are. The others aresome kind of mix breed between ape & human. The most distinguishing feature is the more common breed can talk just as we can but their intelligence is inferior when compared to an ape's.

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What do you mean: "The others"?
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#26 Gaming-Planet
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No, just humans. Might have been hairier but have always been humans. That's like saying a cat and a dog at one point looked the same...

I guess you could category us as apes...

I don't see how you can change one specie to another. ...but then again birds are similar to dinos.

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#27 cain006
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Well, if evolution is correct, we were apes.QWERTYCommander

No... if anything, you just proved you know next to nothing about evolution.

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#28 Treflis
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[QUOTE="MagnumPI"]

"We" probably are. The others aresome kind of mix breed between ape & human. The most distinguishing feature is the more common breed can talk just as we can but their intelligence is inferior when compared to an ape's.

-Big_Red-
What do you mean: "The others"?

I'm gonna guess he means Democrats
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#29 heysharpshooter
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More than OT even means... we are as ape-ish as you can imagine... everything we do socially is observed in primeape populations...

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#30 ColonelWilks
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More than OT even means... we are as ape-ish as you can imagine... everything we do socially is observed in primeape populations...

heysharpshooter
Primeape populations? Toto, we're not in Kanto any more...
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#31 heysharpshooter
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[QUOTE="heysharpshooter"]

More than OT even means... we are as ape-ish as you can imagine... everything we do socially is observed in primeape populations...

ColonelWilks

Primeape populations? Toto, we're not in Kanto any more...

Honestly...lolwut? If there is a joke there, its past me... something to do with The Wizard of Oz...

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#32 ColonelWilks
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[QUOTE="ColonelWilks"][QUOTE="heysharpshooter"]

More than OT even means... we are as ape-ish as you can imagine... everything we do socially is observed in primeape populations...

heysharpshooter

Primeape populations? Toto, we're not in Kanto any more...

Honestly...lolwut? If there is a joke there, its past me... something to do with The Wizard of Oz...

Primeape is a pokemon. You're thinking of "primate."
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#33 Vesica_Prime
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And if you look deeper we're just a bunch of cells joined together with chemical reactions happening inside.

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#34 PernicioEnigma
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I've known this for as long as I remember, it's pretty obvious.
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#35 chrisrooR
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You can extend that to anything living.

[QUOTE="QWERTYCommander"]Well, if evolution is correct, we were apes.darkspineslayer
Common misconseption caused by poor wording, we're still those same apes. its not like we split off from another species, we've evolved from another group of monkeys that obviously aren't around anymore

Actually, the bonobo chimpanzee is the closest extant relative to human beings.

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#36 heysharpshooter
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[QUOTE="heysharpshooter"]

[QUOTE="ColonelWilks"] Primeape populations? Toto, we're not in Kanto any more...ColonelWilks

Honestly...lolwut? If there is a joke there, its past me... something to do with The Wizard of Oz...

Primeape is a pokemon. You're thinking of "primate."

O I C... well, spelling is not a strong suite of mine... especially on the interwebz... yet it does little to dispute my argument...

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#37 surrealnumber5
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you use intelligent too loosely
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#39 ColonelWilks
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[QUOTE="ColonelWilks"][QUOTE="heysharpshooter"]

Honestly...lolwut? If there is a joke there, its past me... something to do with The Wizard of Oz...

heysharpshooter

Primeape is a pokemon. You're thinking of "primate."

O I C... well, spelling is not a strong suite of mine... especially on the interwebz... yet it does little to dispute my argument...

Serial murder is a phenomenon I haven't seen in primate populations. Genocide and the trading of toxic mortgages also come to mind.
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#40 Danm_999
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That's why we share well over 90% of our DNA with chimpanzees.
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#41 DivergeUnify
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We're primates rawr
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#42 Gaming-Planet
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And if you look deeper we're just a bunch of cells joined together with chemical reactions happening inside.

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Yeah pretty much. We don't mean anything at all. We're here to have fun.
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#43 heysharpshooter
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[QUOTE="heysharpshooter"]

[QUOTE="ColonelWilks"] Primeape is a pokemon. You're thinking of "primate."ColonelWilks

O I C... well, spelling is not a strong suite of mine... especially on the interwebz... yet it does little to dispute my argument...

Serial murder is a phenomenon I haven't seen in primate populations. Genocide and the trading of toxic mortgages also come to mind.

Serial murder is a form of extremely violent behavior, which is something observed in all ape's... baboon males will sometimes be so violent, they will be driven out of family units and forced to live by themselves... kind of like sending a murder to jail...

One group of chimpanzees will attack and kill every member of another group of chimpanzees includuing females and infants, and eat the dead chimps, for seemingly no reason at times... they even organzie in squads and use loose battle tactics... similar to genocide, although on a smaller scale...

Toxic mortages, you got me there... but is that such a bad thing...

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[QUOTE="ColonelWilks"][QUOTE="heysharpshooter"]

O I C... well, spelling is not a strong suite of mine... especially on the interwebz... yet it does little to dispute my argument...

heysharpshooter

Serial murder is a phenomenon I haven't seen in primate populations. Genocide and the trading of toxic mortgages also come to mind.

Serial murder is a form of extremely violent behavior, which is something observed in all ape's... baboon males will sometimes be so violent, they will be driven out of family units and forced to live by themselves... kind of like sending a murder to jail...

One group of chimpanzees will attack and kill every member of another group of chimpanzees includuing females and infants, and eat the dead chimps, for seemingly no reason at times... they even organzie in squads and use loose battle tactics... similar to genocide, although on a smaller scale...

Toxic mortages, you got me there... but is that such a bad thing...

Bad enough to send the US into recession.
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#45 Palantas
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If you think about it, we are all just that.JuiceCakeOoh

You mean if I put as much thought into it as you did.

Do animals have war? Do they have governments? If I can make an analogy of something, does that mean the analogy and the object of my analogy are identical?

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#46 yabbicoke
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Yes of course, humans are animals that just happen to be much more intelligent than anything else on Earth. Anthropology is basically the same thing as zoology, but just focuses on humans. There's still a TON of things humans do based on instinct that nobody really takes the time to think about (especially aspects of romantic relationships and sex, so much of the silly little things we do are a result of evolution). Even things like culture that is unique to being human is an oddly ritualistic thing that has formed as a natural part of our evolution.
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[QUOTE="JuiceCakeOoh"]If you think about it, we are all just that.Palantas

You mean if I put as much thought into it as you did.

Do animals have war? Do they have governments? If I can make an analogy of something, does that mean the analogy and the object of my analogy are identical?

Yes on the first 2... no on the last one... thats the difference between us and other apes...

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#48 yabbicoke
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Well, if evolution is correct, we were apes.QWERTYCommander
Evolution really doesn't anything to do with that. Human's make up their own words to classify animals, and since DNA wise we are most closely related to primates, we have categorized ourselves as primates. Even if you're religious, I don't see how you could deny that we have something like 99.8% identical DNA to chimpanzees.
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#49 Danm_999
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[QUOTE="JuiceCakeOoh"]If you think about it, we are all just that.Palantas

You mean if I put as much thought into it as you did.

Do animals have war? Do they have governments? If I can make an analogy of something, does that mean the analogy and the object of my analogy are identical?

The more developed primates have both wars and governments in very primitive forms.
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We're accidents of the universe who give ourselves too much credit.ColonelWilks
we deserve the credit if you ask me.