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#1 TheChosenTurkey
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Hey guys. I know this looks like a rant but I need to talk about this huge problem. Little Kids. Don't you just hate them? I mean, I know I used to be one but come on! They're out of control! They won't listen to reason at all! I blame the parents, just today one argued with me because I taught their kid a lesson in behavior. I was out in the driveway polishing my brand new car. This car was beautiful, got it cheap too. I notice a couple walking down the path talking. They looked like decent people, kinda wished I got to know them. So I go to spray more polish when I hear a sound. I look back up and just as if it was in slow motion, I see a toddler emerge from behind them. Holy crap. I was litterally shaking at the sight. The kid scared me to tears. I quickly look back at my car, trying to distract my mind from the "thing" walking towards us. I hear laughter from the couple, joined by the high pitched squeal laugh of the kid. He must have done something "cute". Blargh. I decide nothing good will come out of this so I grab the polish and head to my door. I pass the little kid and we exchanged glances. That's how I saw it. The little punk slips on one of my mops. My MOP! Now, I'm a forgiving person so I would have let that slide. But this rebel, gets the idea to grab onto my car to stop his fall onto my box of nails. Yeah, that's right, my CAR! His hand slides down the front door like a banana thrown into an ice rink. He just dodged my bucket, good thing to, I don't know what I would have done if he broke one of my nails. I hear him say something. Sorry? Ouchy? I don't know but I wasn't listening. All I could see was that disgusting hand print on my red metallic door. I don't know what happened, whether it was the hand print, pitiful excuses coming from his mouth or the parents doing nothing at ALL about the problem but I took matters into my own hand. I spray polish in the kids puny eyes and kick him square in the chest. He was light as feathers, I was actually quite impressed with myself when I saw him launch 10 meters away but that wasn't far enough to stop me from getting to him. It took 3 men to pull me off of him, guess they couldn't handle the annoying noise of the squirms. I stand up, ready for people to praise me for my work. I see the police drive around the corner and smirk. Finally I thought! They have the balls to take wannabe punks like this away! To my complete surprise they ended up arresting me! ME! I was astonished, I still can't believe it. I looked at the kid laying on the ground and was in shock! They actually wasted ambulance assistance on him. Argh, whats with people these days. Anyway, anyone ever experience this problem?
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#2 jun_aka_pekto
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If that was my kid, you'd get a hell of a lot worse from me. I'd be the sitting one in jail. A little yelling at the kid and the parents would've been plenty enough.

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#3 zbdyx
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If that was my kid, you'd get a hell of a lot worse from me. I'd be the sitting one in jail. A little yelling at the kid and the parents would've been plenty enough.

jun_aka_pekto

But, it was his beautiful metallic door! Surely you would kick a kid in the chest!:o:D:P

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#4 ProjectClash
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I also hate little kids i can't stand the sight of them, but i do think you overreacted.

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#5 jun_aka_pekto
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[QUOTE="jun_aka_pekto"]

If that was my kid, you'd get a hell of a lot worse from me. I'd be the sitting one in jail. A little yelling at the kid and the parents would've been plenty enough.

zbdyx

But, it was his beautiful metallic door! Surely you would kick a kid in the chest!:o:D:P

If the kid was a teenager, maybe. But a toddler? C'mon. That's what they do. If I was the car owner, I'd have a word with the parents if their kid scratched or dented my car. But a palm print? That's not even worth the spit.

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#6 TheChosenTurkey
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If that was my kid, you'd get a hell of a lot worse from me. I'd be the sitting one in jail. A little yelling at the kid and the parents would've been plenty enough.

jun_aka_pekto

What? People these days are too soft. You think if I didn't teach the PUNK a lesson, he wouldn't be touching peoples cars when he was 18? Jeez.

And no, I didn't over react, it's just common sense really.

And man, do you know what a palm print looks like. Ugly as heck. You think a sobbing sorry is going to cut it?

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#7 XilePrincess
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uhh... he made a hand print on your car so you sprayed polish in his eyes? troll post.
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#8 zbdyx
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[QUOTE="zbdyx"]

[QUOTE="jun_aka_pekto"]

If that was my kid, you'd get a hell of a lot worse from me. I'd be the sitting one in jail. A little yelling at the kid and the parents would've been plenty enough.

jun_aka_pekto

But, it was his beautiful metallic door! Surely you would kick a kid in the chest!:o:D:P

If the kid was a teenager, maybe. But a toddler? C'mon. That's what they do. If I was the car owner, I'd have a word with the parents if their kid scratched or dented my car. But a palm print? That's not even worth the spit.

I was joking of course. I don't condone the beating of children for stupid reasons, but some deserve it.
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#9 TheChosenTurkey
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uhh... he made a hand print on your car so you sprayed polish in his eyes? troll post.XilePrincess

Yeah, because a hand print doesn't deserve a punishment.

Go be soft somewhere else. This is what's creating irresponisble kids. Zbdxy is half right. MOST deserve it.

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#10 gigatrainer
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You'd probably be in jail if the parents wanted. You did abuse the child physically, regardless of what it did.
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#11 Lonelynight
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Somehow, I highly doubt that the story is true.
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#12 aaronmullan
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Oh wow... a whole hand print :|
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#13 Travo_basic
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Somehow, I highly doubt that the story is true.Lonelynight
Me too, but even if it was, it's was just a toddler. :?
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#14 Xx_Hopeless_xX
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i was lol'ing near the end...i dislike little kids quite a bit but it wouldn't go as far as personally harming one of them physically..i think my sister is the only little kid i can handle being around..

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#15 Vespiion
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uhh... he made a hand print on your car so you sprayed polish in his eyes? troll post.XilePrincess

My thoughts exactly.

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#16 TheChosenTurkey
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In my opinion, my decision was the right and necessary one.

However, it seems many people disagree/dont believe in what happened so I guess I'll leave this thread to die.

I'd finally just like to say that the hand print took away many minutes of my time to clean up and if you want to avoid "mishaps" like this, I'd suggest you follow my actions.

Edit - Seems I have to defend my actions.

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#17 T_P_O
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[QUOTE="XilePrincess"]uhh... he made a hand print on your car so you sprayed polish in his eyes? troll post.

Pretty much my first thought. And if it is true, I can't believe you're surprised about being arrested when you were the perfect example of a petty common assault.
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#18 pengo93
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Ugh, little kids like me for some reason. Always hanging off me, I try to ignore them but they will not desist! Help me!

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#19 TheChosenTurkey
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Oh yeah, I'd like to apologize to the user too which I said, go be soft somewhere else. I know how that can be hurtful.

Also, too people saying I'm trolling, different opinions/ideals does not equal trolling.

And too the people saying that I went "to far" (Ehh..) what else could have been done. Let him walk away scot free and continue a life of disrespect?

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#20 lazerface216
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yeah, if you would have done that to my kid i would have beat the living **** out of you. the TC sounds like a *****, proud of yourself because you kicked a toddler?!? gtfo.

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#21 Vaasman
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Ok just as a reference point, the average toddler weighs about 30 pounds. There is no way in hell you kicked him further than 5 feet, much less 10 meters, unless you have some kind of olympian strength and bone density.

As if the story didn't fall apart anywhere else.

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#22 xXDrPainXx
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This story made me laugh such a bundle of lies towards the end there. I hope it was at least a round house kick to the kids chest.
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#23 TheChosenTurkey
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Sorry, maybe 10 metres is a bit of an exaggeration or maybe he crawled away.

Also, I'm not proud of this. Infact, I'm angry that kids have been raised this way to resort to me doing "this".

People keep saying I'm lieing and to be honest, I'm surprised that you'd think that. I guess it doesn't happen everyday because of society "standards" but its perfectly possible.

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#24 Xx_Hopeless_xX
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Sorry, maybe 10 metres is a bit of an exaggeration or maybe he crawled away.

Also, I'm not proud of this. Infact, I'm angry that kids have been raised this way to resort to me doing "this".

People keep saying I'm lieing and to be honest, I'm surprised that you'd think that. I guess it doesn't happen everyday because of society "standards" but its perfectly possible.

TheChosenTurkey
By me the little kids swear and throw things at cars...mostly women because when a guy stopped they started running..:lol:..
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#25 BigBoss154
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You sound like someone in need of anger management if you need to resort to spraying a toddler's eyes with polish then kicking him in the chest, just for getting a hand print on your car. :|

That was if, of course, I believed your story.

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They are dumb, going and having sex at such a young age!
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#27 TheChosenTurkey
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[QUOTE="TheChosenTurkey"]

Sorry, maybe 10 metres is a bit of an exaggeration or maybe he crawled away.

Also, I'm not proud of this. Infact, I'm angry that kids have been raised this way to resort to me doing "this".

People keep saying I'm lieing and to be honest, I'm surprised that you'd think that. I guess it doesn't happen everyday because of society "standards" but its perfectly possible.

Xx_Hopeless_xX

By me the little kids swear and throw things at cars...mostly women because when a guy stopped they started running..:lol:..

Wow, that sounds extremely bad.

You guys seriosly wouldn't kick them in the chest?

What do you do then?

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#28 Xx_Hopeless_xX
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[QUOTE="Xx_Hopeless_xX"][QUOTE="TheChosenTurkey"]

Sorry, maybe 10 metres is a bit of an exaggeration or maybe he crawled away.

Also, I'm not proud of this. Infact, I'm angry that kids have been raised this way to resort to me doing "this".

People keep saying I'm lieing and to be honest, I'm surprised that you'd think that. I guess it doesn't happen everyday because of society "standards" but its perfectly possible.

TheChosenTurkey

By me the little kids swear and throw things at cars...mostly women because when a guy stopped they started running..:lol:..

Wow, that sounds extremely bad.

You guys seriosly wouldn't kick them in the chest?

What do you do then?

i would do worse..but i also abide by the law...in which it's illegal for an adult to physically injure minors..as far as i know at least...plus they aren't worth the exertion.....so i just yell at them..

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#29 topsemag55
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[QUOTE="Lonelynight"]Somehow, I highly doubt that the story is true.Travo_basic
Me too, but even if it was, it's was just a toddler. :?

No way this could be real. A story like this would have been released to the press by usual police action, and it would have been all over the Net.

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#30 hyperjj3000
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I dont understand, you beat him because he slipped?

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#31 supa_badman
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No, don't hate 'em.

I'm actually really good with kids.

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#33 TheChosenTurkey
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[QUOTE="Travo_basic"][QUOTE="Lonelynight"]Somehow, I highly doubt that the story is true.topsemag55

Me too, but even if it was, it's was just a toddler. :?

No way this could be real. A story like this would have been released to the press by usual police action, and it would have been all over the Net.

Wait what?

I hear many things from my refugee friends. Torture, exhile, the whole lot.

Do I see it in the media? No. Instead I get Justin Beiber hitting his head on the glass door.

I doubt some little rebel crying would make it to the news. Hell, this should be news to inform people everywhere.

Also, he didn't just slip. He slipped on my NEW mop and damaged my NEW car.

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#34 Chris_Williams
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What if someone did that to your kid, i'm sorry to say kids usually don't know better and you doing that is pretty disgusting

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#35 TSNAKE617
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You should have finished the punk. :x

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#36 Iceozo
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Raise your hand if you believe this story so I can begin the marathon facepalm.

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#37 guildclaws
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[QUOTE="TheChosenTurkey"]Hey guys. I know this looks like a rant but I need to talk about this huge problem. Little Kids. Don't you just hate them? I mean, I know I used to be one but come on! They're out of control! They won't listen to reason at all! I blame the parents, just today one argued with me because I taught their kid a lesson in behavior. I was out in the driveway polishing my brand new car. This car was beautiful, got it cheap too. I notice a couple walking down the path talking. They looked like decent people, kinda wished I got to know them. So I go to spray more polish when I hear a sound. I look back up and just as if it was in slow motion, I see a toddler emerge from behind them. Holy crap. I was litterally shaking at the sight. The kid scared me to tears. I quickly look back at my car, trying to distract my mind from the "thing" walking towards us. I hear laughter from the couple, joined by the high pitched squeal laugh of the kid. He must have done something "cute". Blargh. I decide nothing good will come out of this so I grab the polish and head to my door. I pass the little kid and we exchanged glances. That's how I saw it. The little punk slips on one of my mops. My MOP! Now, I'm a forgiving person so I would have let that slide. But this rebel, gets the idea to grab onto my car to stop his fall onto my box of nails. Yeah, that's right, my CAR! His hand slides down the front door like a banana thrown into an ice rink. He just dodged my bucket, good thing to, I don't know what I would have done if he broke one of my nails. I hear him say something. Sorry? Ouchy? I don't know but I wasn't listening. All I could see was that disgusting hand print on my red metallic door. I don't know what happened, whether it was the hand print, pitiful excuses coming from his mouth or the parents doing nothing at ALL about the problem but I took matters into my own hand. I spray polish in the kids puny eyes and kick him square in the chest. He was light as feathers, I was actually quite impressed with myself when I saw him launch 10 meters away but that wasn't far enough to stop me from getting to him. It took 3 men to pull me off of him, guess they couldn't handle the annoying noise of the squirms. I stand up, ready for people to praise me for my work. I see the police drive around the corner and smirk. Finally I thought! They have the balls to take wannabe punks like this away! To my complete surprise they ended up arresting me! ME! I was astonished, I still can't believe it. I looked at the kid laying on the ground and was in shock! They actually wasted ambulance assistance on him. Argh, whats with people these days. Anyway, anyone ever experience this problem?

don't be racist, he's just a kid, I don't care about your car
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#38 Iceozo
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Uhhh do you know what racist means?

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#39 TheChosenTurkey
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Huh? Racist? Wah...

If you think my actions were disgusting, well, your opinion I guess. A palm print is a chore to get rid of.

I think I've said enough about the truth issue.

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#40 Big_Bad_Sad
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I hate other peoples kids. I hate the way people bring their children to the pub and sit there and drink all afternoon while their kids run riot. Its a shame you cant hit other peoples kids.
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#41 guildclaws
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Uhhh do you know what racist means?

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#42 Xeros606
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That sucks. Did you have to move in with your aunt and uncle in Bel Air?
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#43 Teenaged
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Yes I get irritated by children who were spoiled/left without rules by their parents.

Ultimately, imo, whatever the child is (either a good kid or a bad kid) is a reflection of the type of parenting of the parents.

So in the end if I encounter annoying little kids I want to slap their parents. And about most of the kinds, I have witnessed their behavior at home when their parents were around and how the parents reacted to anything their child did.

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#45 TheChosenTurkey
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Yes I get irritated by children who were spoiled/left without rules by their parents.

Ultimately, imo, whatever the child is (either a good kid or a bad kid) is a reflection of the type of parenting of the parents.

So in the end if I encounter annoying little kids I want to slap their parents. And about most of the kinds, I have witnessed their behavior at home when their parents were around and how the parents reacted to anything their child did.

Teenaged

You have a point.

Argh, now you have me feeling sad. I should have got the parents, the dad looked smug anyway.

It angers me when I see a little kid cry because they didn't get the toy in the happy meal and the parents make a scene.

ARGH!

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#46 ghoklebutter
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I would beat the **** out of you if that was my kid. :|
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#47 Iceozo
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[QUOTE="Iceozo"]

Uhhh do you know what racist means?

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woops, sorry sorry, and yes I know what racist means!

Okay just making sure. :D

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#48 T_REX305
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My next door kid threw a bag of poop lit with fire :evil:

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#49 bobbetybob
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Just in case this story is true: I hope I never encounter you, because God forbid I should accidentally nudge you and get a hair on your new coat, you'd probably beat me with a tire iron. If this story were actually true and you genuinely don't think you over-reacted then I don't even know what to say...
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#50 PerfectCircles
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[QUOTE="TheChosenTurkey"]Hey guys. I know this looks like a rant but I need to talk about this huge problem. Little Kids. Don't you just hate them? I mean, I know I used to be one but come on! They're out of control! They won't listen to reason at all! I blame the parents, just today one argued with me because I taught their kid a lesson in behavior. I was out in the driveway polishing my brand new car. This car was beautiful, got it cheap too. I notice a couple walking down the path talking. They looked like decent people, kinda wished I got to know them. So I go to spray more polish when I hear a sound. I look back up and just as if it was in slow motion, I see a toddler emerge from behind them. Holy crap. I was litterally shaking at the sight. The kid scared me to tears. I quickly look back at my car, trying to distract my mind from the "thing" walking towards us. I hear laughter from the couple, joined by the high pitched squeal laugh of the kid. He must have done something "cute". Blargh. I decide nothing good will come out of this so I grab the polish and head to my door. I pass the little kid and we exchanged glances. That's how I saw it. The little punk slips on one of my mops. My MOP! Now, I'm a forgiving person so I would have let that slide. But this rebel, gets the idea to grab onto my car to stop his fall onto my box of nails. Yeah, that's right, my CAR! His hand slides down the front door like a banana thrown into an ice rink. He just dodged my bucket, good thing to, I don't know what I would have done if he broke one of my nails. I hear him say something. Sorry? Ouchy? I don't know but I wasn't listening. All I could see was that disgusting hand print on my red metallic door. I don't know what happened, whether it was the hand print, pitiful excuses coming from his mouth or the parents doing nothing at ALL about the problem but I took matters into my own hand. I spray polish in the kids puny eyes and kick him square in the chest. He was light as feathers, I was actually quite impressed with myself when I saw him launch 10 meters away but that wasn't far enough to stop me from getting to him. It took 3 men to pull me off of him, guess they couldn't handle the annoying noise of the squirms. I stand up, ready for people to praise me for my work. I see the police drive around the corner and smirk. Finally I thought! They have the balls to take wannabe punks like this away! To my complete surprise they ended up arresting me! ME! I was astonished, I still can't believe it. I looked at the kid laying on the ground and was in shock! They actually wasted ambulance assistance on him. Argh, whats with people these days. Anyway, anyone ever experience this problem?

Eh I didn't find that funny, you tried too hard :)