Ask a Scotsman

OK, so This is how it works, I will answer all your questions in a stereotipical way and then IRL. FOr this porpousese I am Jonneh Mc Bobbeh

So? Who first?

Why the hell is Dundee so dull?

Why do you take the 'e' out of 'whiskey'?Engrish_Major

They didn't. That was actually added on by the Irish because scotch whiskey had a bad reputation in the 1870's, so the Irish and Americans added on the "e" to distinguish their higher quality product from scottish whisky.Bitter_Altmer

Haggis was never an actual food, right? It's just something you guys made up to mess around with tourists?

"Why is Dundee so dull?

"'Cos ale teh sheep SHA*ers are thier !"

I realy don't know , I live near Edinburgh

"Why we take the e oot of whiskey?

" Shut up wee man or al batter yeh!"

It's a name, it donsn't apply to the English language

"Kilts?"

We do, all the time and we also ware them tay bed !

No but yes at weddings

Thingy with the wotsit and the bobber and( slurs speach)" (netbook Q)

"oh,halfpast four!"

Oh , half past four!

What age can you start drinking in Glasgow?

Nah, we eat it for breakfast, lunch and din dins"

Haggis is a real food but our national food isVindaloo now (Curry).

lololol

"The movie question"

"Cos were all druggies!"

??? mabey it's our film persoae

"What age you can start drinking in Glasgow?"

" Ae wis given tennints at the age of 2 wee Bobbeh!"

I would proberbly think the "legal age" is 18 but the real age is 11, 12

Glasgow is too rough even for me.

BTW sry for the SPs but i'm replying in a hurry so...

How do I reconnect the terminals at the adaptor end of a broken notebook charger when I've no soldering iron handy?jimmyjammer69

I acualy have this prob wit my PS3 connecter but it's not broken so I couldn't care less.

Try pushing it back in

Why do u have annoying accents?

"Racist"

But seriosly it's like I find French accents annoying (No offence France!) ,it's just the way of the world

Why do u have annoying accents?

kermtebog

Gamerofthering could you cover for me , I got a go and eat some deep fried marsbars( go on B:BC2)

Internet cookies would be paid on the hour every hour???:D

I'll be back!!!

Do you know any Scots-Korean people?

am away for a chippy :D

"Korean-Scots? Wee chinese ********!"

Yes I do, not personaly but I have met 1 or 2 in the street.

"Heavy metal? We only listen tay bagpipes!"

Personaly, I like Metallica and Iron Maiden and Guns 'n' Roses.

But all my mates are into Fireflys by Owl city and "Charlie's like a melodie" or Replay and other chavey music

Just to say the sentances in the "'s are what a stereotypical scotsman would think , as I am not racist in any way

[QUOTE="Engrish_Major"]Why do you take the 'e' out of 'whiskey'?Bitter_Altmer

Dae ye ken whair Niddrie is?

"Aye ,it's Craig Miller, behind Kennaird Park"

Aye its Craig Miller, behind Kennaid park

What clan do you come from? Are you related to Duncan Mcloud? Do go to war playing bagpipes? Did you fought the french during the napoleonic wars?

I'm an Anderson and I have never been in a war personaly but my ansestors are unknown

Is there still bad blood between you and the redcoats? I know we still don't like 'em here in America!

Well we do still have a slight grudge, heres a joke the scots have

Scots hate English

Irishhates English

Welsh hates English

English hate everyone including most of the English

That isn't true... I saw that on Mock the Week

And that name is either a not very common Scottish name or a Irish name. Probrebly a Irish

And that name is either a not very common Scottish name or a Irish name. Probrebly a Irish

Warhammer40KA

Is Frankie Boyle, Susan Boyles Son ?

Is Boyle a common scottish name?

*SARCASIM ALERT*

" Aye they are! And 9/11 wis commited by Docter Evil!" (Austin Powers)

No they aren't. And I don't know many other ppl called Boyle

Do any of you actually like bagpipes?

"Are yeh dissin? cosal' batter yeh tay timbuktoo wee maty jim!"

Well, I like bagpipes but I do not play them.

Do any of you actually like bagpipes?

DJ-Lafleur