Assault with a delicious weapon

Or should I say a salted and delicious weapon...

"A Massachusetts man is facing a felony assault with a dangerous weapon charge after allegedly tossing a batch of ?hot and oily? McDonald?s french fries at his stepdaughter during an dispute last Friday in the family car, police report."

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i'm not buying this story.

if you throw fries at an american girl she would just open up that enormous gob and suck them all out of the air.

We should all be so lucky as to have free McDonalds fries thrown our way.

>mfw Americans go to court over insignificant sh*t like this

Only in America..........

>mfw Americans go to court over insignificant sh*t like this

Baranga

[QUOTE="Baranga"]

>mfw Americans go to court over insignificant sh*t like this

DeadMan1290

Such as? I haven't heard of anything like this here.

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And who throws fries? That's the only edible food offered by dyks.

Good.

McDonald's french fries aren't good for eating anyway.