The first time is awkward, yeah. But the cashier doesn't do anything to make you uncomfortable, they just scan them and put them in a bag like anything else. It's not like you're the only person to go in and buy condoms.
The first time is awkward, yeah. But the cashier doesn't do anything to make you uncomfortable, they just scan them and put them in a bag like anything else. It's not like you're the only person to go in and buy condoms.
Well the first time my girlfriend had to get them because I was on vacation with my family for a couple weeks and we had agreed the day I got back we'd do it since it landed on our 8 month anniversary. So she bought them that time.
But the first time I did it was VERY awkward for me..I went up and teh cashier started going on a tangent how they're a rip off that they cost serveral bucks for a pack of three and that they should be only like fifty cents and I was just standing there not making eye contact and then to make it worse, my best friend walked in to get a soda and I hadn't told him me and my girlfriend were having sex. Terrible day.
I absolutely hate buying them. Its just because the cashier knows your havin sex tonight or whatever and there just a weird thing to buy. So most of the time i just get my gf to buy them. but we have these self serve machines now so its easier
I absolutely hate buying them. Its just because the cashier knows your havin sex tonight or whatever and there just a weird thing to buy. So most of the time i just get my gf to buy them. but we have these self serve machines now so its easiersiinn
If one were to walk up to the counter with a box of surgical gloves, a pint of vanilla yogurt, a bottle of MD2020 and request the latest issue of "Plumpers and _ _ _Â Â _ _ _ _ _" from the clerk...well, then you might have an awkward situation. Purely hypothetical, of course.Â
The first time I bought condoms my girlfriend's aunt just so happened to be in the same freaking drug store at the same time. She saw me and came over to talk to me. I'm guessing she saw what I had in my hand because the next time I was at my girlfriends house she called us into the living room for "the talk." Twas the worst day of my life...
If one were to walk up to the counter with a box of surgical gloves, a pint of vanilla yogurt, a bottle of MD2020 and request the latest issue of "Plumpers and _ _ _Â Â _ _ _ _ _" from the clerk...well, then you might have an awkward situation. Purely hypothetical, of course.Â
StrawberryHill
:lol: Jerk! you made me choke on my soda, haha that would be rather awkward although I don't know who for.
Other than the handful of magnum styles (and I mean handful, I don't think I've ever seen more than two or three out of the dozens in total) I thought they were all one size fits all. I mean, different brands fit differently, but still.
jimmyjammer69
Yeah, I don't think manufacturers would get much business with the word SMALL emblazoned on the package.
Shops should provide fitting rooms.
lol true. or why need a fitting room when you could try them in public? :o
Yeah, I don't think manufacturers would get much business with the word SMALL emblazoned on the package.
darkIink
Shops should provide fitting rooms.
lol true. or why need a fitting room when you could try them in public? :oaw dude why...bad images would forever be stained in my head and I'd develop a fear of any place that sold condoms. Public condom testing is one thing this country doesn't need lol.
lol this reminds me of a hialiorus situation me and my friends thought about:
What if you got a first date with some girl and so about 3 hours before the date you go to the drug store and pick up some condoms and you talk with the this older guy whos the clerk and you joke about the whole thing..you think everythings cool. So you go to the girls house and knock on the door and her father ansewers and her father is the clerk at the store.
Last time I bought some, I stopped in a convenience store at 1am on my way to my "date"... the guy looked at me, said "hey we only have packs of 3, will that be nough or do you want 2 of them?"
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I just burst out laughing and said "give me 2, in case her neighbor wants to join in...", it made the situation funny rather than uncomfortable
Lmao, this reminds me of an event when I was a cashier at Target. I was just doin' my job and I didn't even notice but this old black dude in a suit walked up and all he was buying were some magnum condoms and a thing of lube... Then, after he'd payed, he asked me for $5 change in quarters. At the time I kind of just did my stuff but for the rest of the week I just loled every day I went to work. It was epic
The first time I tried to act really smooth and sorta tossed them onto the counter, only they flew off, skidded on the floor only to be picked up by an old lady who then proceeded to say "they start young these days" to her friend, who then burst into laughter aswell as the cashier. Worst day, ever.death1505921
[QUOTE="death1505921"]The first time I tried to act really smooth and sorta tossed them onto the counter, only they flew off, skidded on the floor only to be picked up by an old lady who then proceeded to say "they start young these days" to her friend, who then burst into laughter aswell as the cashier. Worst day, ever.Soul_Killa_Dark
First time I bought condoms (for my friend's 16th birthday), when I brought them to the counter, I was really nervous. When teh cashier saw them, he was like, "Are you serious? :|" And I was like, "they're for my friend's birthday :oops::cry:."
[QUOTE="helium_flash"][QUOTE="MrLions"]As much as it disturbs me, I just take some out of my dads closet. -.- He has a unlimited supply.MrLions
What is it like knowing that your father is getting some action? :lol:
With my mother *twitches* They're like 50. >_>
Well, have you actually ever heard them getting some action? When I was 16 I actually heard my older sister getting some action literally 3 feet away from me. The only thing that seperated us was a one foot wall.
[QUOTE="helium_flash"]What is it like knowing that your father is getting some action? :lol:helium_flash
With my mother *twitches* They're like 50. >_>
Well, have you actually ever heard them getting some action? When I was 16 I actually heard my older sister getting some action literally 3 feet away from me. The only thing that seperated us was a one foot wall.
Gah. I didn't sleep that night.
Good God, you just opened a whole other can of worms buddy:(. Though I do remember a thread on this matter not to long ago.
[QUOTE="helium_flash"]What is it like knowing that your father is getting some action? :lol:helium_flash
With my mother *twitches* They're like 50. >_>
Well, have you actually ever heard them getting some action? When I was 16 I actually heard my older sister getting some action literally 3 feet away from me. The only thing that seperated us was a one foot wall.
Gah. I didn't sleep that night.
That's understandable. I wouldn't dare try to sleep if I had such a good night. Would have even taken a few pics.
meanwhile, I have like 3 folks behind me, and finally a guy whispers "just get the blue pack, theyre lubed so she will appreciate it and unless youre really small or really big you will fit fine"
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