Aww, gee thanks America!

Well, it seems that America finally recognises my country as an ally again! Thanks!

20 years ago New Zealand was no longer welcome in joint military exercises and opperations and having a free-trade deal put on indefinite hiatus for the hienous crime of refusing US nuclear-powered battleships in our main commercial habour, which is also incidentally hundreds of meters from residential and commercial districts of our largest city.

I doubt anyone even knows this occured. I mean why would you? We've only ever been good for giving free land to the CIA so they can build high-powered radar and satilite monitoring stations on our mainland, not trade partners; I mean DAMN, our GDP is barely even enough to support the placement of missile silos (which apparently back during the good old days, our chums the US government asked if we wanted some silos in our backyard).

So today, when Condee came to government house and let slip that the Whitehouse now regards us as an ally and quickly jumped to the next topic, I almost spluttered.

Are you kidding me? 20 ****ing years of quietly telling my nation to go **** itself and suddenly we are buddies again, and all because we wouldn't let you park your nuclear ships in our habour during the height of the cold war?

Thanks heaps, mate.

Not participating in joint military exercises really bothered you didn't it?duxup

I loled in real life.

Does this mean we can both participate in bbq's and have 'play dates' for our children now? :ozakkro

I lol'd when I saw this.:P

You're welcome.

-AMERICA

You live in New Zealand?!

That's awesome!

That's basically Middle-Earth!

XD

New Zealand? That's in Africa, right?

Just feel priviledged that we didn't kickin the crap out of yer country like everyone else who pisses us off.CheezyFrog

New Zealand? That's in Africa, right?

fidosim

It's nowhere near Africa.

It's right next to Australia.

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New Zealand? That's in Africa, right?

Shad0ki11

It's nowhere near Africa.

It's right next to Australia.

Isn't Australia in Africa?

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New Zealand? That's in Africa, right?

CheezyFrog

It's nowhere near Africa.

It's right next to Australia.

Isn't Australia in Africa?

You tell me.

New Zealand, huh? aren't you guys like the Canadians of Europe. lolOscar-Wilde

Wow...you need to go to school buddy. New Zealand is beside Australia.

Just feel priviledged that we didn't kickin the crap out of yer country like everyone else who pisses us off.CheezyFrog

Its a good thing that people like you aren't in any position to do any real harm. You act like your countries military might is a replacement for your south end. In fact, its really very sad that you, and countless other like you didn't learn from vietnam. Sometimes, the smaller force wins. It would be a humbleing experience if America didn't constantly make believe they won.

And if it weren't for its allies, America wouldn't be half as powerful.

New Zealand, huh? aren't you guys like the Canadians of Europe. lolOscar-Wilde

Hey buddy I'm from New Zealand, its awesome there.