Best breakup lines that hurts?

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#1 ssaadd123
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That rly rly hurts?:)

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"I am breaking up with you" followed by a slap across the cheek.
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"Who are you? I'm calling the cops." That one stung.
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"So...yeah...I will be calling you again never."
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#5 jubino
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"It's not me, it's you"

"My old boyfriend was better"

"I'm embarrassed to be with you"

"I think we're just too good of friends to keep dating" (aka, I like you but I'm not physically attracted to you at all)

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"It's not me. It's you."
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#7 Dark__Link
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"It's not me, it's you"jubino
Damnit man!
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#8 clayron
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"I think we're just too good of friends to keep dating" (aka, I like you but I'm not physically attracted to you at all)

jubino
:lol: A friend of mine just lost his GF to that line.
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#9 seb2getatme
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im breaking up with you because your fat and very unnattractive and im tired of being embarrased by being seen with you
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''It's not you,it's me...well yeah it's you HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!''

...:|

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"I've been cheating on you over the internet."

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#13 Diablo112688
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"You say you are looking for someone who is never weak, but always strong... someone to protect you and defend you whether you are right or wrong... someone to open each and every door... but IT AIN'T ME BABE. No NO NO it AIN'T me Babe."

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"Your sister said to say hi". If there's no sister, swap it for another family member of theirs.

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#15 jubino
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[QUOTE="jubino"]"It's not me, it's you"Dark__Link
Damnit man!

Sorry bud, I've just been through a lot of breakups :lol:
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#16 laser-pointer
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I found someone better.

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#17 thens1563
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"Were you this fat when we first started dating?"

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#18 LightR
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I'm not sure about break-up lines but I can think of something pretty evil. Go to a really really expensive restaurant and say that your paying. Near the end of the meal say you have to go to the washroom and leave through the back door. Actions speak louder then words. :twisted:
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"You're fired."
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#20 thens1563
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I'm not sure about break-up lines but I can think of something pretty evil. Go to a really really expensive restaurant and say that your paying. Near the end of the meal say you have to go to the washroom and leave through the back door. Actions speak louder then words. :twisted:LightR

Oh, and before you go to the bathroom, punch her in face, just to make sure she gets the message.

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#21 ssaadd123
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[QUOTE="LightR"]I'm not sure about break-up lines but I can think of something pretty evil. Go to a really really expensive restaurant and say that your paying. Near the end of the meal say you have to go to the washroom and leave through the back door. Actions speak louder then words. :twisted:thens1563

Oh, and before you go to the bathroom, punch her in face, just to make sure she gets the message.

Man I wish I could do that.

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#22 lyeti
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[QUOTE="thens1563"]

[QUOTE="LightR"]I'm not sure about break-up lines but I can think of something pretty evil. Go to a really really expensive restaurant and say that your paying. Near the end of the meal say you have to go to the washroom and leave through the back door. Actions speak louder then words. :twisted:ssaadd123

Oh, and before you go to the bathroom, punch her in face, just to make sure she gets the message.

Man I wish I could do that.

Punch a girl in the face??? :o

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#23 ssaadd123
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[QUOTE="ssaadd123"]

[QUOTE="thens1563"]

Oh, and before you go to the bathroom, punch her in face, just to make sure she gets the message.

lyeti

Man I wish I could do that.

Punch a girl in the face??? :o

To be more specific, in the mouth actually.

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#24 lyeti
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[QUOTE="lyeti"]

[QUOTE="ssaadd123"]Man I wish I could do that.

ssaadd123

Punch a girl in the face??? :o

To be more specific, in the mouth actually.

?? In the mouth ?? you could just tell her in a nice way to shut up/ change subject/ tell her that you don't ccare. No need to punch them in the mouth. Or just grab an innocent bystander and tell her that you know hiim and that they get acquainted and then leave before the by-stander says something.

Or maybe you just hate girl's mouths. Or maybe its something more disturbing :x