BEST LINES (not pickup lines)

i guess it could be any form of music, but its mostly gonna be hip-hop and rap.

im sure i could find a Nas line as my top fave but this comes to mind from a freestyle i heard:

"I slap b****** like you on the way to a fight"

Nope I'm going to go with Rock instead of rap.

"Intoxicated eyes, no longer live that life you should have learned by now I'll burn this whole world down.

"im just letting you know, that i want a donut".

sums up my life.

"Before I leave, brush my teeth, with a bottle of Jack" :lol:

"What good is having eyes, if everything you look at you despise, why do you need ears, when you don't believe anything you hear, maybe its just something in the air."

"See I'm in search of privacy, on every Social Network, but don't wanna network with society."

"why try to fit in when you a stand out"

"problem is im smarter then everybody, too numb too show it, they too dumb to know it,eventually my A'd turned to D's, eventually my O's made its way to E"

Every official that come in...cripples us...leaves us maimed...silent and tamed...And with our flesh and bones...He builds his homes.War within a Breath

my friend on twitter (consecutive tweets in 3 minutes):

....... but it's doable. like your mom.

....... then I'm out. like a boner in sweat pants (I shouldn't be on twitter).

"Tell us a little bit about the war, man."
"The war in Viet-nam?"
"The war in Viet-******-NAM!!!"

*cheering*

"Well..." There was only one thing I could say about the war in Viet-nam... "There's only one thing I can say about the war in Viet-nam..."

*Silence*

"And that's all I have to say about that."
"Right on man. You said it all. What's your name, man?"
"My name is Forrest, Forrest Gu-ump."
"Forrest Gump!"

*Hooah!*

my friend on twitter (consecutive tweets in 3 minutes):

....... but it's doable. like your mom.

....... then I'm out. like a boner in sweat pants (I shouldn't be on twitter).

darkIink

i prefer: "im out. like a fat girl in a dodge ball game"

"Reality is nourishment, but people don't believe it. I guess it's hard to stomach the truth, like food for a bulimic."

This is my favorite, for the moment anyways.

[QUOTE="darkIink"]

my friend on twitter (consecutive tweets in 3 minutes):

....... but it's doable. like your mom.

....... then I'm out. like a boner in sweat pants (I shouldn't be on twitter).

bebop013

i prefer: "im out. like a fat girl in a dodge ball game"

lawl.

i suddenly love people again.

cowplayinghalo

"What doesn't kill you only makes you pissed off."

Mediocre song, but that line made me laugh.

I also love the lyrics behind the songs Fate of Norns by Amon Amarth, IMO greatest lyrics for a song ever. They are sad, but not emo, and it's very...noble in a way, superb.

I am a big fan of the progression of the songs "Judith" by A Perfect Cirlce an then the songs "Wings for Marie" and "10,000 Days" by Tool.

For those who are too lazy to look up the lyrics/listen to the song, it was about how he felt with his mother's death and his feelings about her faith at the time. Powerful, and emotional. I was happy to hear Wings for Marie and 10,000 days, it really shows the emotional side of singers, and gives them very human characteristics because sometimes people tend to interpret celebrities as icons instead of normal people who have touched their life in some way.

[QUOTE="darkIink"]

my friend on twitter (consecutive tweets in 3 minutes):

....... but it's doable. like your mom.

....... then I'm out. like a boner in sweat pants (I shouldn't be on twitter).

bebop013

i prefer: "im out. like a fat girl in a dodge ball game"

"Rob me? ***** Please

Like Short Sleeves I Bear Arms" - Jay-Z

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"It doesn't really matter I'll keep popping, I'll keep creeping

***** wanna be hot-headed, well then the bullet are heat-seeking" - Jay-Z

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"You? Good? That's an oxymoron, don't be dumb

I school ***** like the United Negro College Fund" - Keith Murray

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"Life's a ***** but god forbid the ***** divorce me

Stay flooded with ice so hellfire can't scorch me" - Nas

[QUOTE="bebop013"]

[QUOTE="darkIink"]

my friend on twitter (consecutive tweets in 3 minutes):

....... but it's doable. like your mom.

....... then I'm out. like a boner in sweat pants (I shouldn't be on twitter).

lazzordude

i prefer: "im out. like a fat girl in a dodge ball game"

"im out like a def kid playing musical chairs"

[QUOTE="lazzordude"][QUOTE="bebop013"]

i prefer: "im out. like a fat girl in a dodge ball game"

bebop013

"im out like a def kid playing musical chairs"

I'm out like you at first base.

"You? Good? That's an oxymoron, don't be dumb

I school ***** like the United Negro College Fund" - Keith Murray

the_new_guy_92

i lol'd

[QUOTE="bebop013"]

[QUOTE="lazzordude"]i prefer: "im out like a dyslexic girl in a spelling bee" :) weezyfb

"im out like a def kid playing musical chairs"

I'm out like you at first base.

[QUOTE="bebop013"]

[QUOTE="lazzordude"]i prefer: "im out like a dyslexic girl in a spelling bee" :) weezyfb

"im out like a def kid playing musical chairs"

I'm out like you at first base.

im out like your moms **** when i get to second. :)

"You'll never understand how much watching other people's pain gets me off... hearing their screams and knowing that I have the power of a God."

"Kill one man, you're a murderer. Kill a million, a king. Kill them all, a God."

"One does not kill by wrath, but by laughter."

"You'll never understand how much watching other people's pain gets me off... hearing their screams and knowing that I have the power of a God."

"Kill one man, you're a murderer. Kill a million, a king. Kill them all, a God."

"One does not kill by wrath, but by laughter."

freek666

I think we have a serial killer hiding on OT forums! :shock:

Although I recogonize the second quote from Blade Trinity, whi is an amazing movie.

"Who controls the past now, controls the future. Who controls the present now, controls the past. Who controls the past now, controls the future. Who controls the present now?"

"Who controls the past now, controls the future. Who controls the present now, controls the past. Who controls the past now, controls the future. Who controls the present now?"Duxsox56

"Who controls the past now, controls the future. Who controls the present now, controls the past. Who controls the past now, controls the future. Who controls the present now?"

Duxsox56

*head explodes*

*brain matter lands on keyboard to type this*

[QUOTE="freek666"]

"You'll never understand how much watching other people's pain gets me off... hearing their screams and knowing that I have the power of a God."

"Kill one man, you're a murderer. Kill a million, a king. Kill them all, a God."

"One does not kill by wrath, but by laughter."

Bluestorm-Kalas

I think we have a serial killer hiding on OT forums! :shock:

Although I recogonize the second quote from Blade Trinity, whi is an amazing movie.

I have a penchant for quotes such as these. Some serial killers have some good quotes too. Ted Bundy and Ed Gein in particular, and I enjoy the mad ramblings of Charles Manson. I will admit he is (or was) rather charismatic and it can be understood why so many people believed him.

[QUOTE="Duxsox56"]"Who controls the past now, controls the future. Who controls the present now, controls the past. Who controls the past now, controls the future. Who controls the present now?"bebop013

"you know the type, loud as a motorbike, but couldn't bust a grape in a food fight"

Jay-Z, 99 Problems....can relate this to certain people i know lol

On Spreading The Disease by Queensryche

"25 bucks a ****, the john's a happy man"

Its time to kick ass and chew bubble gum....... and i'm all outta gum- Duke Nukem

Dumbfoundead

Man you so old you were in the first ever silent battle

Yelling like a violent mammel over at grind time battles, and ill abuse this old **** itll be like a movie in the lifetime channel.

i would slap his pumpkin face and leave him with a pumpkin patch

your **** fat you need to pump some iron and do some pumpkin jacks.