Best Movie Lines

"Remember when I said I would kill you last?"
"Yeah..."
"I lied" - Arnold Schwarzenegger, from Commando

(After pinning somebody to a wall by stabbing them with a knife)
"Stick Around!" - Arnold Schwarzenegger, from Predator

"You know what the difference between a car and a porcupine is?"
"What?"
"On a car, the pricks are on the inside." - Clive Owen, from Shoot 'em Up

"That's great man, that's just ****ing great! What are we gonna do now, man!?! Game over man, Game Over!" - Some guy from Aliens

"Remember when I said I would kill you last?"
"Yeah..."
"I lied" - Arnold Schwarzenegger, from Commando

(After pinning somebody to a wall by stabbing them with a knife)
"Stick Around!" - Arnold Schwarzenegger, from Predator

"You know what the difference between a car and a porcupine is?"
"What?"
"On a car, the pricks are on the inside." - Clive Owen, from Shoot 'em Up

"That's great man, that's just ****ing great! What are we gonna do now, man!?! Game over man, Game Over!" - Some guy from Aliens

MetroidPrimePwn

That's Bill Paxton's character, Hudson, from Aliens

I need your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle (Arnie in Terminator 2)

Luke, i am your father (Vader, Empire Strikes Back)

there are loads more, but i cant think of them all atm

"All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us."

"What we do in life echoes in eternity."

"You are without doubt the worst pirate I've ever heard of," "but you have heard of me."

This one makes me laugh, I love Star Wars but Lucas contradicts himself. "Only a Sith deals an absolute," "Anakin, Chancellor Palpatine is evil!" :lol:

TV show but w/e

"Jack, are you out of your mind!?" "All you want to do is get results without getting your hands dirty, now go get me a hacksaw."

 ELIZABETH
            I'm voting for Dukakis.

                     EDDIE
           Perhaps when you have children of your
           own that need braces, and you can't afford
           them because half of your husband's paycheck
           goes to the federal government, you'll
           regret that decision.

                     ELIZABETH
                  (amused bitterness)
           I'm not gonna squeeze one out until I'm
           thirty.

                     DONNIE
           Will you still be working at Yarn Barn?
           'Cause that's a great place to raise children.

                     ROSE
           No, a year of partying is enough. She'll be
           going to Harvard this fall.

                     ELIZABETH
           I haven't been accepted yet, mother.

                     ROSE
                  (smiles)
           If you think Michael Dukakis will provide
           for this country prior to the point when
           you decide to squeeze one out, then I think
           you're misinformed.

                     SAMANTHA
           When can I squeeze one out?

                     DONNIE
                  (to his sister)
           Not until like... eighth grade.

                     ROSE
                  (to Donnie)
           Excuse me?

                     ELIZABETH
           Donnie? You're a dick.

                     DONNIE
           Whoa, Elizabeth. A little hostile, there.
           Maybe you should be the one in therapy.
           Then Mom and Dad can pay someone two
           hundred dollars an hour to listen to all
           of your thoughts... so we won't have to.

                     ELIZABETH
           Maybe you'd like to tell Mom and Dad why
           you stopped taking your medication.

An awkward silence.

                     ROSE
                  (surprised)
           You've stopped taking your medication?

                     SAMANTHA
           When can I squeeze one out, Mom?

                     DONNIE
                  (glaring at Elizabeth)
           You're such a ****

                     ROSE
           When did you stop taking your medication?

                     ELIZABETH
                  (laughing)
           Did you just call me a ****

                     ROSE
           That's enough.

                     ELIZABETH
                  (to Donnie)
           You can suck a ****

                     DONNIE
           Oh, please tell me, Elizabeth, how exactly
           does one suck a ****

                     ROSE
                  (disgusted)
           We will not have this kind of language at
           the dinner table.

They are all silent for a moment.

                     SAMANTHA
           What's a ****

Im gona Do it!Dont make me do it!-Tremors

"Creasey's art is death. And he's about to paint his masterpiece."

I CANT BELIEVE NO ONE HAS SAID THIS YET!!!!LOL

Enough is enough!! I have Had it with These Mothaf****** snakes!! ON this MOthaf****** PLANE! - Samuel L. Jacksonkato_

probably because that is the DUMBEST movie with the DUMBEST name and the DUMBEST line of all time...

"Creasey's art is death. And he's about to paint his masterpiece."

-TheSecondSign-

That one is really sweet, dude, nice choice and that movie is amazing...

[QUOTE="kato_"]I CANT BELIEVE NO ONE HAS SAID THIS YET!!!!LOL

Enough is enough!! I have Had it with These Mothaf****** snakes!! ON this MOthaf****** PLANE! - Samuel L. Jacksonbattlefront23

probably because that is the DUMBEST movie with the DUMBEST name and the DUMBEST line of all time...

are you kidding me... this movie was awesome.. it reminded me one of thoes old school cheesy movies from like 1940s or something. 80 years from now people will watch this movie is just laugh there as.s off with full of action just having a good time

[QUOTE="battlefront23"]

[QUOTE="kato_"]I CANT BELIEVE NO ONE HAS SAID THIS YET!!!!LOL

Enough is enough!! I have Had it with These Mothaf****** snakes!! ON this MOthaf****** PLANE! - Samuel L. Jacksonkato_

probably because that is the DUMBEST movie with the DUMBEST name and the DUMBEST line of all time...

are you kidding me... this movie was awesome.. it reminded me one of thoes old school cheesy movies from like 1940s or something. 80 years from now people will watch this movie is just laugh there as.s off with full of action just having a good time

Movies that are comedies, but aren't labeled as comedies, are not good movies!

I CANT BELIEVE NO ONE HAS SAID THIS YET!!!!LOL

Enough is enough!! I have Had it with These Mothaf****** snakes!! ON this MOthaf****** PLANE!
Everybody strap in....were bout to open some Fu******* windows...

- Samuel L. Jackson

kato_

Actually on page 1 someone did say that one.

OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD! -Troll 2

GARBAGE DAY!

"Stop him you fool! I can't! It's jammed!" -Plan Nine from Outer Space

"First person that comes out this ****ing door gets a... gets a *lead salad*, you understand?"

"60% of the time it works, every time."

Vincent: Whoa!
Jules: What the **** happening, man? Ah, **** man!
Vincent: Oh man, I shot Marvin in the face.
Jules: Why the **** did you do that!
Vincent: Well, I didn't mean to do it, it was an accident!
Jules: Oh man I've seen some crazy ass **** in my time...

"Creasey's art is death. And he's about to paint his masterpiece."-TheSecondSign-

Excellent, excellent choice.

"Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn" - Gone with the wind

andyboiii

Think you're cool because you went on AFI and looked for the top 100 movie lines of all time and picked the #1 line?

no, man.

anywho, best lines....

Movie: I'm Not There

Character: Arthur Rimbaud

Quote "Seven simple rules of going into hiding: One, never trust a cop in a raincoat. Two, beware of enthusiasm and of love, both are temporary and quick to sway. Three, if asked if you care about the world's problems, look deep into the eyes of he who asks, he will never ask you again. Four, never give your real name. Five, if ever asked to look at yourself, don't. Six, never do anything the person in front of you cannot understand. And finally seven, never create anything. It will be misinterpreted, it will chain you and follow you for the rest of your life."

best. movie. ever.

"YO ADRIANNE!!" -Rocky

"The first rule of Fight Club is - you do not talk about Fight Club. The second rule of Fight Club is - you DO NOT talk about Fight Club. Third rule of Fight Club, someone yells Stop!, goes limp, taps out, the fight is over. Fourth rule, only two guys to a fight. Fifth rule, one fight at a time, fellas. Sixth rule, no shirt, no shoes. Seventh rule, fights will go on as long as they have to. And the eighth and final rule, if this is your first night at Fight Club, you have to fight."

"**** off with your sofa units and strine green stripe patterns, I say never be complete, I say stop being perfect, I say let... lets evolve, let the chips fall where they may."

"This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time."

God so many good quotes from Fight Club.

Luke, i am your father (Vader, Empire Strikes Back)

Gigagamer2

Actually it's: No. I am your father.

Sorry, but when people change the quote to add 'Luke...', it makes me really angry. (Rabid SW fan)

IT's not a TUMAHHH!!

guess what movie:)

"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room!"il-cattivo

dr strangelove right?

yeah thats a great quote.

To list a few:

"Its a trap!" Stars wars

"clever Girl" Jurassic Park

"It was a fire fight!" Boondock saints

Bridge keeper: "What is the average air speed velocity of an unlaiden swallow?" King Arther: "What do you mean? African or European?" Bridge keeper: " I don't know that. AGGGGG!" Monty Python and the holy Grail.

"Let off some steam, Bennett" Arnold Schwarzenegger - Commando.

The cheesiest, and therefore greatest line of all time.

I'll spare ye the Pirates quotes. :P

"We named the dog Indiana."-Henry Jones. Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

"Oh hell no!"-Detective Spooner. i Robot

"Somehow, I told you so, just doesn't cut it!"-Detective Spooner. i Robot

"Get me a sample."-E Gore (sp?). Ghostbusters

The fact that nobody has mentioned the greatest line in movie history sickens me, you guys have totally neglected the line THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!

Highlander guys, the fact that nobody has mentioned it is quite frankly disturbing and I feel slightly ill.

one of my personal favorites from independece day:

Y'know, this was supposed to be my weekend off. But noooo. You got me out here, draggin' your heavy ass, through the burnin' desert, with your dreadlocks (tentacles) sticking out the back of my parachute. You gotta come down here with an attitude, actin' all big and bad…and WHAT THE HELL IS THAT SMELL?! [screams and kicks alien] I could've been at a BARBECUE! But I ain't mad.

here's a link.

Not a movie, but...

"If anyone ever gives you 10,000 to one odds, take it." -The Office

"Why won't you say hello to me?" -Will Smith, I am Legend

"Be not that far from me, Oh Lord. For trouble is near. Haste thee to help me." -Barry Pepper, Saving Private Ryan

"Earn this. Earn it." -Tom Hanks, Saving Private Ryan

"I told her we were gunna kill 'em all." -Jamie Foxx, The Kingdom

"This is where it ends." -Matt Damen, The Bourne Ultimatum

I have a couple of Favorite Quotes from Lord Of the Rings

Hold your ground, hold your ground! Sons of Gondor, of Rohan, my brothers! I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me. A day may come when the courage of men fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship, but it is not this day. An hour of woes and shattered shields, when the age of men comes crashing down! But it is not this day! This day we fight! By all that you hold dear on this good Earth, I bid you stand, Men of the West!- Aragorn

and

Frodo: 'I wish the ring had never come to me! I wish none of this had happened.'
Gandalf: 'So do all who live to see such times but that is not for them to decide. All we have to do is decide what to do with the time that is given to us.

More like book quotes, but they were still in the movies.

S*** I'm alive or (guy picks up shot gun we hear gunshot) S***!

both are from the invisible

[QUOTE="andyboiii"]

"Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn" - Gone with the wind

destinhpark

Think you're cool because you went on AFI and looked for the top 100 movie lines of all time and picked the #1 line?

no, man.

anywho, best lines....

Movie: I'm Not There

Character: Arthur Rimbaud

Quote "Seven simple rules of going into hiding: One, never trust a cop in a raincoat. Two, beware of enthusiasm and of love, both are temporary and quick to sway. Three, if asked if you care about the world's problems, look deep into the eyes of he who asks, he will never ask you again. Four, never give your real name. Five, if ever asked to look at yourself, don't. Six, never do anything the person in front of you cannot understand. And finally seven, never create anything. It will be misinterpreted, it will chain you and follow you for the rest of your life."

best. movie. ever.

i know he was more of a narrator than a character, but i think arthur's my favorite character in the movie.

You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8g_GeQR8fJo

"if the rule that you followd brought you to this.......OF WHAT USE WAS THE RULE"?-anton chigur

although i havent seen this movie but i heard this line and loved it "Frankly my dear....i dont give a DAMN"....

"Don't rub another man's rhubarb!"--the Joker, from one of the 90's batman movies.

"HEY! HEY! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING OUT HERE FRED! WHAT THE- WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING... NO! NO! NO! NO! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING OUT HERE FRED! HOW DID YOU GET OUT HERE! FRED, IF YOU ARE REAL YOU BETTER TELL ME RIGHT NOW! IF YOU'RE REAL YOU BETTER TELL ME RIGHT NOW! *shoots Fred* DAMMIT FRED! DAMMIT!"

Its from I am Legend

"Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt, of fennelberry!!!" Monty Python, genius.

P.S does anyone know what fennelberry is?

"GO, GO NOW, GET TO DA CHOPPA!!!!1!"- predetor

"There coming to get you Barbra!"- night of the livivng dead

"luke im a your father"-star wars

"say hellow to my little friend!!!"- scarface

"heres ta you kid"- casablanca

"when there is no more room in hell, the dead will walk the earth"- dawn of the dead

"THIS IS MY BOOMSTICK!"- Army of darkness

"THIS IS SPARTA!!!!"-300

"Zombies, man...ughh they creep me out"- land of the dead

"I am McLoven"-superbad

"why dont you guys just go to china? i here over there they give babies away like free ipods"- Juno

"I thought the amish were peacefull folk?!?!?" diary of the dead

"enough is enough! i have had it with these ************ snakes on this ************ plane!!!"- snakes on a plane

sorry for so mouch, but there some of my favs:)

Where did you buy that suit ... the toilet store ? - Anchorman