Best pick-up lines?

What do you think is the best pick-up line? :P

I'll start:

"Is that a polarizer attached to your dark matter acceleration module?"

"Want to have dinner some time?"Sajedene

"Hi."Neon-Tiger

[QUOTE="Sajedene"]"Want to have dinner some time?"CreepingDeath_

"Want to have dinner some time?"Sajedene

That's probably the most direct and one of the safest ones to use as well.

I'm totally commited to you and do what you say every hour of everyday.

[QUOTE="CreepingDeath_"][QUOTE="Sajedene"]"Want to have dinner some time?"Sajedene

[QUOTE="Sajedene"][QUOTE="CreepingDeath_"] Pfft, that would never work!CreepingDeath_

Don't apologize -- you could have just said "YES! :cry:"

:P

[QUOTE="CreepingDeath_"][QUOTE="Sajedene"] Oh really now. Are we talking from experience here?Sajedene

Don't apologize -- you could have just said "YES! :cry:"

:P

"Do you know Karate? Because your body's kickin'".HessenKnight

Boy: Do you have a map?

Girl: Why?

Boy: Becuase i keep getting lost in your eyes

Was that an earthquake or did u just rock my world?

POOF! (What are u doing?) I'm here, where are your other two wishes?

I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away.

Your so hot when i look at you I get a tan

Are you from Tennessee? Cause you're the only TEN I see

Why do your breasts keep staring at my eyes?

What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.

Like the sheets on your bed I want cover you with love.

[QUOTE="HessenKnight"]"Do you know Karate? Because your body's kickin'".XvX_Fear_XvX

Boy: Do you have a map?

Girl: Why?

Boy: Becuase i keep getting lost in your eyes

Are Your Parents Retarted Because your Special

Guy - "Hey nice hair"

Girl - "Oh thanks"

Guy murders Girl.

How I feel about you is how Rikusaki feels about Obama.honkyjoe

[QUOTE="honkyjoe"]How I feel about you is how Rikusaki feels about Obama.Neon-Tiger

You wouldn't understand what I am talking about peon:P

[QUOTE="Neon-Tiger"][QUOTE="honkyjoe"]How I feel about you is how Rikusaki feels about Obama.honkyjoe

You wouldn't understand what I am talking about peon:P

my name is pogo, wanna jump on my stick

if i could rewrite the alphabet i would put i and u together

im a great cook, wanna be porked?

say u and me together, its yummy!

these werent great, nor original, someone stole my fav (std, stud u...u know what i mean...)

"Want to have dinner some time?"Sajedene

That's not gonna get a guy to date you. Here's the best line. Warning: its awesomeness cannot be tolerated by some individuals.

[spoiler] I'll put out on the first date :P. [/spoiler]

"I put the STD in MetroidPrimePwn

I don't see that working out so well. >_>

my name is pogo, wanna jump on my stick

if i could rewrite the alphabet i would put i and u together

im a great cook, wanna be porked?

say u and me together, its yummy!

these werent great, nor original, someone stole my fav (std, stud u...u know what i mean...)

Fracturemaster

That's the only good one out of the ones you just made.

[QUOTE="honkyjoe"]

[QUOTE="Neon-Tiger"] Stalkers are generally frowned upon.Neon-Tiger

You wouldn't understand what I am talking about peon:P

Haha..wow. I totally misconstrude your words. I thought you were calling me a stalker for some reason:P

*Smacks self*

"Are you a four star general, because my privates are standing at attention 8)" "I put the STD in STUD, now all I need is U" "The government is hunting down my penis I need a place to hide it." "Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"MetroidPrimePwn

This one is my favorite...

"Is that a mirror in your pocket, because i can see myself in your pants" :P

[QUOTE="honkyjoe"]

[QUOTE="Neon-Tiger"] Stalkers are generally frowned upon.Neon-Tiger

You wouldn't understand what I am talking about peon:P

my name is pogo, wanna jump on my stick

if i could rewrite the alphabet i would put i and u together

im a great cook, wanna be porked?

say u and me together, its yummy!

these werent great, nor original, someone stole my fav (std, stud u...u know what i mean...)

Fracturemaster

I seriosuly go with the Jay from Jay and Silent Bob line...

"sup slut"

it works...

"Want to have dinner some time?"Sajedene

Since you're a girl...I guess I'll take your word for it :P

[QUOTE="Fracturemaster"]

my name is pogo, wanna jump on my stick

if i could rewrite the alphabet i would put i and u together

im a great cook, wanna be porked?

say u and me together, its yummy!

these werent great, nor original, someone stole my fav (std, stud u...u know what i mean...)

Shad0ki11

That's the only good one out of the ones you just made.

"Want to have dinner some time?"Sajedene

This preceeded by a simple "Hi" is really the most successful pick up line....however just for fun, here's some I've used from time to time that have worked...

If I were Peter Pan, you'd be my happy thought

Excuse me could you help me out? You see, my friend and I were in a debate about how much a polar bear weighed, he said about 800 lbs. now I said enough to break the ice... Hi my name is_____.

(Need a wingman for this one) Excuse me, you see my friend over there? (Point at friend) Well he was just wondering... Do you think I'm cute?

Bonus line:

(It is Christmas time afterall so....) Just so you know if a fat man in a red suit grabs you and stuffs you into a big red sack, don't worry or get freaked out, I wished for you for Christmas

"Here, let me clean off a spot for you to sit" *wipes face*

How I feel about you is how Rikusaki feels about Obama.honkyjoe

"Want to have dinner some time?"Sajedene

good call

"Your parent must be retarded, because your something special"

"My love for you is like diahorea, I just can't hold it in"

Gimme brain!gameboi_92

Do you like to play catch? (yes)

Good, because I have two balls coming your way!

"Want to have dinner some time?"Sajedene