Best pick-up lines?

how about "Can I buy you something like a house?"

I'm totally commited to you and do what you say every hour of everyday.

Wilfred_Owen

[QUOTE="Sajedene"]"Want to have dinner some time?"Serraph105

Do you work at subway? Because you just gave me a foot long!the_foreign_guy

Boy: Do you work at subway?

Girl: No, why?

Boy: Because you just gave me a footlong.

Boy: Dance with me or i'll **** in your handbag.

Do you work at a chicken farm because you're good at raising cocks!CreepingDeath_

[QUOTE="the_foreign_guy"]Do you work at subway? Because you just gave me a foot long!Rikusaki

Some of these are terrible, lol :PBourbons3

"Hey, wanna set your mess hog on my meat knob?"

"If it's time for love it's Sex O' Clock."

"Time to take the grease donkey to the well."

"If you've got a hatchet wound then I wanna stick it wit it."

"Mustiness is next to Godliness."

"I will WRECK your vagina."

"Your graphics are so good they rival Crysis."mayforcebeyou

"Your graphics are so good they rival Crysis."mayforcebeyou

"You must have anti-aliasing set on 16x because those are some really smooth curves"

[QUOTE="mayforcebeyou"]"Your graphics are so good they rival Crysis."MetroidPrimePwn

"You must have anti-aliasing set on 16x because those are some really smooth curves"

[QUOTE="MetroidPrimePwn"]

[QUOTE="mayforcebeyou"]"Your graphics are so good they rival Crysis."Neon-Tiger

"You must have anti-aliasing set on 16x because those are some really smooth curves"

"If you were a map on Forge, I wouldn't edit anything."

[QUOTE="Neon-Tiger"][QUOTE="MetroidPrimePwn"]

"You must have anti-aliasing set on 16x because those are some really smooth curves"

Jaks_Secret

"If you were a map on Forge, I wouldn't edit anything."

I'm not Fred Flinstone, but I can make your bedrock! Tigerman950

Do you work at a chicken farm because you're good at raising cocks!CreepingDeath_

Boy: *Gestures a girl to come to talk to him with with his index finger*

Girl: *Walks over* "Yes, what?"

Boy: "I made you come with one finger, imagine what else I can do."

Boy: Do you work at subway?

Girl: No, why?

Boy: Because you just gave me a footlong.

Mc__Trigger

erm " Are you Miss Pacman because you can gobble my balls up anyday"Skeleton--Man

"They say a picture tells 1,000 words but when I see yours all I see is 3 … I love you"
"If beauty came in the form of water, then you'd be an ocean"
"Last night I looked up into the stars and matched each one with a reason why I love you. I was doing great until I ran out of stars"
"If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through a garden forever"
"If you stud in a mirror holding 11 roses, you'd be looking at 12 of the most beautiful things in the universe"

Not exactly pickup lines, but girls love a romantic man

"Our love is like a red, red rose... and I am a little thorny"69ANT69