Best Quotes Ever. Post yours.

"Let me explain you some things, if you haven't learnt them so far:

1. In an American forum - you ask adn they answer you.

2. In Russian forum - you ask and then you are being asked.

3. In Bulgarian forum - you ask and everybody tells you how stupid you are"

"I need a program taht changes the sound"

Topic title: "My Nokia 6230 just took a bath... HELP!"

:lol:

"Push this button in case anything happens."

- Elevator in Osaka, Japan

If the world didn't Suck,we'd all fall off :lol:

mhh91

hey thats my sig :D

"OMG my boyfriend broke up with me!" whitney whitthaus "who is it this week?" me12345678ew

Mine.

In where I posted a message saying "mine" on Gamespot.

Don't qoute this. The epicness will devour your computer screen.

"Life is either a daring adventure or nothing. Security does not exist in nature, nor do the children of men as a whole experience it. Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than exposure."

"We're Gonna turn this team around 360 degrees!"

-Jason Kidd

Anything spouted out by Tourette's Guy. He is a prophet that must not be overlooked by society.

Refer to sig.

I love this thread.

"Whatever in creation exists without my knowledge exists without my consent."

"Deep in each man is the knowledge that something knows of his existence. Something knows, and cannot be fled nor hid from."

"You tasted it. Isn't that enough? Of what do you ever get more than a taste? That's all we're given in life, that's all we're given of life. A taste. There is no more."

"Actually we did not have the feelings we said we had until we spoke them--at least I didn't; to phrase them was to invent them and own them."

"Literature takes a habit of mind that has disappeared. It requires silence, some form of isolation, and sustained concentration in the presence of an enigmatic thing."

"You fight your superficiality, your shallowness, so as to try to come at people without unreal expectations, without an overload of bias or hope or arrogance, as untanklike as you can be, sans cannon and machine guns and steel plating half a foot thick; you come at them unmenacingly on your own ten toes instead of tearing up the turf with your caterpillar treads, take them on with an open mind, as equals, man to man, as we used to say, and yet you never fail to get them wrong. You might as well have the brain of a tank. You get them wrong before you meet them, while you're anticipating meeting them; you get them wrong while you're with them; and then you go home to tell somebody else about the meeting and you get them all wrong again. Since the same generally goes for them with you, the whole thing is really a dazzling illusion. ... The fact remains that getting people right is not what living is all about anyway. It's getting them wrong that is living, getting them wrong and wrong and wrong and then, on careful reconsideration, getting them wrong again. That's how we know we're alive: we're wrong. Maybe the best thing would be to forget being right or wrong about people and just go along for the ride. But if you can do that -- well, lucky you. "

"When I was 5 years old, my mom always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down 'happy'. They told me I didn't understand the assignment and I told them they didn't understand life."

"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move." -Douglas Adams

"I have a higher and grander standard of principle than George Washington. He could not lie; I can, but I won't."

"If you take a dog which is starving and feed him and make him prosperous, that dog will not bite you. This is the primary difference between a dog and a man." - Mark Twain

"In science one tries to tell people, in such a way as to be understood by everyone, something that no one ever knew before. But in poetry, it's the exact opposite." - Paul Dirac

"There is no meaning in our world neither is there any meaning in us, the ones who live in it. It is then meaningless for us, who are equally meaningless, to conceive the world in our thoughts despite knowing there is no meaning to be found."

"To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children; to earn the appreciation of honest critics and endure the betrayal of false friends; to appreciate beauty; to find the best in others; to leave the world a bit better, whether by a healthy child, a garden patch or a redeemed social condition; to know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is to have succeeded."

"The belief in the possibility of a short decisive war appears to be one of the most ancient and dangerous of human illusions." - Robert Lynd

"All the forces in the world are not so powerful as an idea whose time has come." – Victor Hugo

"The higher we soar, the smaller we appear to those who cannot fly."

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein

"24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not."-Paul newman

"True to his own spirit." jim morrisons head stone

"i see myself as a huge fiery comet, a shooting star. Everyone stops points up and gasps oh look at that then whoosh and im gone....and theyll never see anything like it ever again....and they wont be able to forget me- ever" jim morrison

"when I was failing maths i wanted to make history" me

"maybe ill never be all the things i want to be but nows not the time to cry nows the time to find out why I think your the same as me we see things theyll never see you and I are gonna live forever" oasis

well i needed it this morning without a shodow of a doubt my suitcase i packed and my clothes are hunging out bob dylan

drean as if youll live forever live as if youll die today james dean

[QUOTE="12345678ew"]"OMG my boyfriend broke up with me!" whitney whitthaus "who is it this week?" meRazor-Lazor

I thought it was quite funny:P.

"The angels have the phone box." - Doctor Who (It makes no sense unless you've seen the episode, but it just sounds so cool. :D)

"A cIassic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read." - Mark Twain

"There is an art, it says, or rather, a knack to flying. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." - Douglas Adams (Life, The Universe, and Everything)

"Golf is a good walk spoiled." - Usually attributed to Mark Twain

"Enemies at two o'clock!" "Roger! What should I do until then?" - Calvin and Hobbes

Those are some of my favorites. I have a few more that come from video games, though.

"How can I move forward when I don't know which way I'm facing?" John Lennon
"There are two types of people in this world: people who think there are tow types of people in this world and people who don't." Alfred E. Neuman
"Once I was in a movie theater and a man wouldn't stop talking on his phone. I asked him to stop, but he kept on talking. Right as soon as I had my hand around his neck, I looked at my wristband. It said: What Would Jesus Do? So I lit him on fire and sent him straight to hell." Daniel Tosh (I probably got the quote wrong.)

Every fight is a food fight when you're a cannibal

~Demetri Martin

The_Dowell

YAY! Demetri Martin! He is so funny! I love his charts and pithy observations. "This chart shows my ability to draw mountains over time." :lol:

"The Bureaucracy is expanding to meet the needs of the expanding bureaucracy"

"Her vocablary was as bad as...as.... ah whatewer."

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logic is such a liar -max payne