Best Uwe Boll Film?(I'm Not Kidding)

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#1 Proobie44
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So out of all crappy films Uwe Boll crapped on us which one do you think is the less crappy one.(Difficult I know)
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#2 cousin_eddy
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I can't answer...he is THAT bad of a director....geez and atleast I could choose an Ed wood film!
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#3 Wozmcfc
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Tough question.
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#4 aaronmullan
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None, out of all I've watched they were all equally bad.
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#5 BiancaDK
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im still trying to decypher the title of the thread o_x

i cant get past "best uwe boll"

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#6 Proobie44
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I didn't know they were that bad that you can't pick a somewhat good one :lol:
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#7 cousin_eddy
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I didn't know they were that bad that you can't pick a somewhat good one :lol:Proobie44
Like I said, it is sad that Ed wood is considered the worst director of all time; yet I can choose a favorite film from him!
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[QUOTE="Proobie44"]I didn't know they were that bad that you can't pick a somewhat good one :lol:cousin_eddy
Like I said, it is sad that Ed wood is considered the worst director of all time; yet I can choose a favorite film from him!

Well his films are somewhat good at little, little, little times, and I mean little.
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#9 cousin_eddy
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[QUOTE="cousin_eddy"][QUOTE="Proobie44"]I didn't know they were that bad that you can't pick a somewhat good one :lol:Proobie44
Like I said, it is sad that Ed wood is considered the worst director of all time; yet I can choose a favorite film from him!

Well his films are somewhat good at little, little, little times, and I mean little.

Uwe bolls are?
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[QUOTE="Proobie44"][QUOTE="cousin_eddy"] Like I said, it is sad that Ed wood is considered the worst director of all time; yet I can choose a favorite film from him!cousin_eddy
Well his films are somewhat good at little, little, little times, and I mean little.

Uwe bolls are?

Damn it you got me there :lol:.
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#11 cousin_eddy
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[QUOTE="cousin_eddy"][QUOTE="Proobie44"] Well his films are somewhat good at little, little, little times, and I mean little.Proobie44
Uwe bolls are?

Damn it you got me there :lol:.

:lol: which house of the dead did he direct? If he did the first one then that gets my vote for the sheer fact an asian chick is in it :P
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#12 Travo_basic
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None (I'm not kidding)
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#13 htotheo
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I have tried to avoid uwe boll's films like the plague itself but my love for zombie films makes me want to rent house of the dead jsut for the lols. i watched the sequal house of the dead 2 because my brother wanted to see sticky fingaz and it was quite bad so i am tempted.
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#14 joker_cards
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well I haven't ever watched any of his films but a friend told me Postal wasn't that that that bad. He said there is a part where one of the people that worked on postal has a line and says something like "Damnit, Uwe Boll is ruining my game!"
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#15 TenP
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The best Uwe Boll films are the ones that he had nothing to do with.
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The one that he hasn't made.
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#17 legend26
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thats like chosing between a pile of human crap or cow crap
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#18 vidplayer8
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I don't think I've seen any of his movies :D
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#19 Morning_Revival
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I really liked House of The Dead and... I cant remember what its called lol. Came out 2007. Medival times. Had the chick from Bloodrayne in it. And Ron Perlman and Jason Statham.
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#20 Darth-Caedus
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thats like chosing between a pile of human crap or cow craplegend26
Best answer.
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#21 TboneKing
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The answer is none. This guy doesn't deserve the privaledge of a "least-bad" movie. They were all awful.
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#22 Togetic17
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I think Uwe Boll will snag Best Director when the Oscars come around.
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#23 Johnny_Rock
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Can you provide me with at least a partial list of films this man (it's a man, right?) has made?
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#24 joker_cards
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Can you provide me with at least a partial list of films this man (it's a man, right?) has made?Johnny_Rock

he's done alone in the dark, house of the dead, bloodrayne, and postal. I know them for sure.

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#25 Johnny_Rock
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[QUOTE="Johnny_Rock"]Can you provide me with at least a partial list of films this man (it's a man, right?) has made?joker_cards

he's done alone in the dark, house of the dead, bloodrayne, and postal. I know them for sure.

Ugh.... (backs out of thread slowly)

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#26 Rikardur
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His movies are beyond bad but in all seriousness, I will say In The Name of the King is his best one.
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#28 gamer_10001
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Going by Rotten Tomatoes, Blackwoods is his best film at 11%, however that can be attributed to the fact that it only has nine reviews. Postal (his next best movie) has many more reviews and is at 8% and an average rating of 3/10.

In all seriousness this is like choosing a pile of s*** over bloody dog piss.

PS: I mean no offense to s*** or bloody dog piss by this statement.

EDIT: Damn typos