Biggest "Oops" you ever did.

For some reason, I rested my hand on the exhaust pipe of a car once.

It was so cool though! When the skin on my palm grew back, it had no lines on it, and it looked cool.

ran down an abandoned mosque with a tank...seriously.

[QUOTE="harashawn"][QUOTE="6_volts"][QUOTE="stormtrooper32"][QUOTE="lonewolf604"]

[QUOTE="6_volts"]I saw my sister naked by mistake.6_volts

pics?

Did you like it?

It should be pretty much the same...

It is strange for people without sisters to understand that people with them see them differently to everyone else, like I think one of my friend's sister's is really beautiful, especially her long ginger hair, and he continuously insists that her hair looks ridiculous and that she should cut or dye it, even though loads of other people think it's incredible hair :?

Having a sister must be wierd I think.

As for the topic, I'm not sure, falling out of a tree, landing legs open on a branch underneath, then flipping upsidedown and falling to the ground, while simultaneously hitting one of my friends on the head with a stick was pretty dumb.

I went out for dinner with my gf's family and was so miserable i did nothing but drink the entire time. I came home hungry seeing as how i didnt eat.

I decided to make some cereal and when i was finished i put the milk in the cabinet and the cereal in the fridge. 2 weeks later i found the milk jug swollen to probably 500% its original size.

After that i did what any self respecting person would have done...i sat it in the driveway and threw rocks at it till it exploded.

[QUOTE="chief_527"]I jumped of a pier -- at 3 in the morining -- drunk out of my mind....Makemap

Attempt drunking suicide?

No, hell no! I'm just a heights junkie. If it soft at the bottom, I'll probably throw my self of. lol

What is the biggest "Oops" you ever did?

Microwaving cereals with a crappy plastic bowl. The bowl melted.

Makemap

I saw my sister naked by mistake.6_volts

that happened to me, i went to the toilet to vomit right away... i know it sound exarated, but it happened..

and i was having a conversation with some guys about how b*** was a girl, turs out the whole f***ing conversation she was behind me, and the moroons couldnt tell me.. i dont know how they could hold the laughter... but i dont blame them, i wouldve made the same thig..lol

i once put a oatmeal cookie in a micro wave for like 45 seconds and it lit on fire ! i just unplugged it and it went out :shock:

I accidently made a thread about sleeping naked on the couch, I didn't mean to submit but I rolled with it.Mercenary848

And how did you do that accidentally, exactly?

[QUOTE="Mercenary848"]I accidently made a thread about sleeping naked on the couch, I didn't mean to submit but I rolled with it.harashawn

And how did you do that accidentally, exactly?

I just typed it in and thought "this isn't any of these peoples buisness" but I was to late to stop it. Oh well what can you do.

crapping my pants (I Had really bad diarhea) at Von's when lifting a keg. I came home with the keg, expecting the house to be empty (the party wasnt supposed to be for another hour) and there were like 40 people there. I just set the keg down, told my roommate to tap it, and ran to get into the shower and some clean clothes.mrbojangles25

One time I was on a road trip with my family and some friends, and I was in my friends car, without any of the luggage. The rest of the squad was in the truck with everything, some 45 minutes behind us. I sharted-nay- flat out shat myself, and had to sit in it for the 45 minutes.

I once lit my shirt on fire by accident and while panicking and looking for some water, I grabbed the nearest container of liquid to me and threw it on me. Turned out it was gasoline.Film-Guy

Holy crap, that's dangerous.:o

[QUOTE="Film-Guy"]I once lit my shirt on fire by accident and while panicking and looking for some water, I grabbed the nearest container of liquid to me and threw it on me. Turned out it was gasoline.Makemap

Holy crap, that's dangerous.:o

[QUOTE="Makemap"]

[QUOTE="Film-Guy"]I once lit my shirt on fire by accident and while panicking and looking for some water, I grabbed the nearest container of liquid to me and threw it on me. Turned out it was gasoline.fluffers623

Holy crap, that's dangerous.:o

:o Really? Whoa, you just blew my mind!!

Today when I was walking down the hallway in school a hot girl was at her locker and I walked by and when she bent over my hand hit her in the butt. At least she didn't care and just laughed about it.stormtrooper32

Happened to me before, glad she had the same reaction.

When I spanked my hot teacher. :oops:

The story is in my blog...

I was once talking to a group of friends and I said how hot one of the guy's moms was and how she was a MILF and how I was jealous of my friend for getting to suck on her **** as a baby. I didn't know she was standing behind me. I actually have never felt like such an ass.the_kidisblack

Dude, that wold suck.

I was just completely zoned out of everything and dropped my Ipod in the sink :( WTF, it was full of water too. I had no idea what was going on.

I was patting my dog...

Then out from nowhere...

I kissed my dog....

Some people walking stopped for a momentary pause of awe..

Because....If I hadn't come to my senses that I was doing a weird thing...I would have started making love with my dog...:|

I was patting my dog...

Then out from nowhere...

I kissed my dog....

Some people walking stopped for a momentary pause of awe..

Because....If I hadn't come to my senses that I was doing a weird thing...I would have started making love with my dog...:|

Vancelvany

On the dog topic, I washed my hair with dog shampoo only last week. The label was in German, so it was only later that I realised why my coat had such a healthy, glossy sheen. On a side note, why on earth does my gran keep dog shampoo in her shower? She doesn't even own a dog.

[QUOTE="Vancelvany"]

I was patting my dog...

Then out from nowhere...

I kissed my dog....

Some people walking stopped for a momentary pause of awe..

Because....If I hadn't come to my senses that I was doing a weird thing...I would have started making love with my dog...:|

jimmyjammer69

On the dog topic, I washed my hair with dog shampoo only last week. The label was in German, so it was only later that I realised why my coat had such a healthy, glossy sheen. On a side note, why on earth does my gran keep dog shampoo in her shower? She doesn't even own a dog.

Mixing dog stuff with humans stuff. Is dog shampoo cheaper or human shampoo?

[QUOTE="Vancelvany"]

I was patting my dog...

Then out from nowhere...

I kissed my dog....

Some people walking stopped for a momentary pause of awe..

Because....If I hadn't come to my senses that I was doing a weird thing...I would have started making love with my dog...:|

jimmyjammer69

On the dog topic, I washed my hair with dog shampoo only last week. The label was in German, so it was only later that I realised why my coat had such a healthy, glossy sheen. On a side note, why on earth does my gran keep dog shampoo in her shower? She doesn't even own a dog.

Hint* Hint* Hint* !!!!

Well let's see...

Accidentally said the S word in front of my mom when I was like 12 (She was letting off a string of swear words and almost said the F word, so I absent-mindedly repeated it to let her know that...)

I was playing Halo with someone and got really mad and threw my head back and smashed it into his wall

Pissed my pants in grade school...

Broke the same toe twice in a two year span, doing the exact same thing both times

After I went four-wheeling in my uncle's cow pasture I forgot to close the gate and all the cows got out the next day...

Accidentally downed a bottle of pills once (see blog)

My friend (a girl) was standing on a skateboard and I wanted to give her a helping push, but ended up kicking the skateboard out from under her, sending her falling on her back on concrete and running home crying. It was like 5 yerars ago though.

There's mroe but I can't think of them...

Me and one of my friends found a baseball on the field at lunch so we decided to play pass. We both forgot how hard a baseball can be and my friend threw it pretty hard at me. I caught it but my hand hurt so bad I thought it could be broken. So I still had the ball and threw it really hard at my friend(the hand that hurt was my bad hand). I was aiming for his arm but ended up hitting him in the jaw. He dropped to the ground and all I could think was,"S***!!!"

Luckily though he didn't get hurt that bad, and we just laughed it off.

I fell off a stage accepting GCSE results.

I ate lunch at a gay bar by mistake.

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hongkingkong

:lol: That takes the cake. It would have been priceless if any of your friends saw you coming out of the bar.

One night after school, when I was changing into my pajamas, I realised that the pants I had been wearing that day had a huge hole in the butt! And what's worse, I had worn bright pink underwear that day!