Bored? Then come in and lets play a game.

Age 88: Rambles about how life just one big thread on the Internets of Old. Admitted into insane asylum.Sajo7

[QUOTE="Sajo7"]Age 88: Rambles about how life just one big thread on the Internets of Old. Admitted into insane asylum.Head_of_games

Age 90: dies.

DJ-Lafleur

Age 100: returns as the living dead and eats human brains!

[QUOTE="DJ-Lafleur"]

Age 90: dies.

AAllxxjjnn

Age 92: Some kid uses a phoenix down on the zombie. 9999 Damage. Instant KO.

[QUOTE="AAllxxjjnn"][QUOTE="DJ-Lafleur"]

Age 90: dies.

Optical_Order

Some kid uses a phoenix down on the zombie. 9999 Damage. Instant KO.

Age 5 million. Baby is evolving!
Baby evolved into coal!
Used to power hover-cars for aliens.
Fin. jaydough

Age 5 million and 1: After being used as energy for hover-cars the gases omitted desublimize into the form of a turd.

...In the atmosphere? jaydough

age: googolplex

her atoms begin to rot.

You know, I'm beginning to think we miscounted a little. jaydough

Age ????: looks back on her life and thinks of all the stuff that has happened, and thinks "WTF!?!?!"

this story would have been so much better if at some point in her life she rotted.

this is so sooo silly

Age Age: She rots. jaydough

Age Age Age: This unidentified person decides he/she hates being told what to do through the Internet, and lives happily ever after.

You should be ashamed, you Nazis.

age piano: Turns into a 1x4x9 Monolith.

Age OMGWTFBBQ: gets a pet crab and names it Spunky

Age whogivesacrap: Not much, but James, like, totally broke up with her. :( jaydough