Can I become AIDS+ from sharing cigarettes with backpack-wearing h0mosexuals?

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#1 Blandassname
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I got my first cigarette the other day from a gay man with a backpack on. I later found out that he was AIDS+ and was probably trying to infect me because I didn't support gay marriage and thought that its supporters were evil and hellbound. Should I go see a doctor?
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#2 MattUD1
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Did he use any bodily fluids to cover the cigarettes?
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#3 needled24-7
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Unless you and him rubbed cuts or there was blood on the cigarette or something, you should be fine.
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#4 Drizzt13
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Dude are you serious?
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#5 icekoldwater
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whats the backpack have to do with it :|
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#6 JML897
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Guys, I think he's mocking every single thread posted in OT...
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#7 Self_indulgence
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lols. i get it.
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#8 Fortier
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This thread is simply crantastic. Its been a long time since I laughed at a thread's title.
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#9 Blandassname
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The police told me that he put his "sailor" or something like that onto the cigarette. I don't know, really, but I'm scared. He yelled something at me saying that I should be contaminated with his cells so that I can evolve with his DNA or something. Fortunately, evolution is a real load of baloney.

I really don't know what's going on. He's (are they "he"s :? )? the first gay person I've ever met.

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Immaculate conception was throught forth during his trial period & every turn becoming stiff ate some giantic reality was distorted and having been hungerwhen all of a sudden

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#11 tomxizor
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I really hope you're joking. :| If not, stupidity has risen on the OT by 57%.
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#12 DeeJayInphinity
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I lol'd. You should've included the drums thread in there somewhere.
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#13 krazykillaz
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Did he pour his blood all over the cigarette or ejaculate onto it before he gave it to you? If not, it's a pretty safe bet that you don't have AIDS.
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#14 MattUD1
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I really hope you're joking. :| If not, stupidity has risen on the OT by 57%.tomxizor
Captain, our weapons can't penetrate armor with that type of increase!
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Give me a rubber band and a paper clip and I might be able to do something for ya.
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#16 Blandassname
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Immaculate conception was throught forth during his trial period & every turn becoming stiff ate some giantic reality was distorted and having been hungerwhen all of a suddenTruth_Seekr
WHAT THE HELL!>? ARE YOU STALKING ME!? You sound exactly like him. You sound like him. You don't make any sense. I didn't understand anything except some stuff he said and it was crazy. I think he was an illegal. He couldn't speak English. Are you an illegal? Is this what you all talk like?

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#17 Blandassname
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Did he pour his blood all over the cigarette or ejaculate onto itkrazykillaz
WTF are you talking about? Isn't that like what a pilot does when the plane is about to crash?
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#18 MattUD1
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[QUOTE="krazykillaz"]Did he pour his blood all over the cigarette or ejaculate onto itBlandassname
WTF are you talking about? Isn't that like what a pilot does when the plane is about to crash?

... In all honesty... My sides hurt from laughing so hard.
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[QUOTE="krazykillaz"]Did he pour his blood all over the cigarette or ejaculate onto itBlandassname
WTF are you talking about? Isn't that like what a pilot does when the plane is about to crash?

HAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAH. OMG. AHAHAHAHAHAHAH. I think I'm going to die laughing.

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#20 8IbodI8
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:lol:This thread is genius.
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#21 Conanfan1
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If only you could get AIDS from making stupid threads...
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#22 jrhawk42
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GAME OVER

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#23 Blandassname
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If only you could get AIDS from making stupid threads...Conanfan1
Are you a doctor? I didn't think so. Mind your own business because you don't know jack. You can't say I'm AIDS+, but nice try, Osama Hernandez.

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[QUOTE="Truth_Seekr"]Immaculate conception was throught forth during his trial period & every turn becoming stiff ate some giantic reality was distorted and having been hungerwhen all of a suddenBlandassname

WHAT THE HELL!>? ARE YOU STALKING ME!? You sound exactly like him. You sound like him. You don't make any sense. I didn't understand anything except some stuff he said and it was crazy. I think he was an illegal. He couldn't speak English. Are you an illegal? Is this what you all talk like?

Little does it take to coming from the game was plenty of if it was supposed to be like that it'd pony beyond farther expectations. The remnants however alterred becamewouldn't you say so? Often will it therefore whenever it litigations monarchy employment.

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#25 Blandassname
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Little does it take to coming from the game was plenty of if it was supposed to be like that it'd pony beyond farther expectations. The remnants however alterred becamewouldn't you say so? Often will it therefore whenever it litigations monarchy employment.Guillermo_bin_Faisel

Back off!

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[QUOTE="krazykillaz"]Did he pour his blood all over the cigarette or ejaculate onto itBlandassname
WTF are you talking about? Isn't that like what a pilot does when the plane is about to crash?

That is one of the funniest things I have ever read. haha

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[QUOTE="Conanfan1"]If only you could get AIDS from making stupid threads...Blandassname

Are you a doctor? I didn't think so. Mind your own business because you don't know jack. You can't say I'm AIDS+, but nice try, Osama Hernandez.

Coming from the guy who doesn't know what "ejaculate" means. :roll:

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#28 Greatgone12
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Fantastic. Us AIDS infected cigarette-smoking back-wearing homosexuals are one step closer to taking over the world.

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I get it...
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#30 Greatgone12
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[QUOTE="Blandassname"]

[QUOTE="Conanfan1"]If only you could get AIDS from making stupid threads...tomxizor

Are you a doctor? I didn't think so. Mind your own business because you don't know jack. You can't say I'm AIDS+, but nice try, Osama Hernandez.

Coming from the guy who doesn't know what "ejaculate" means. :roll:

This is a joke topic, in case you haven't comprehended.
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#31 tomxizor
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[QUOTE="tomxizor"][QUOTE="Blandassname"]

[QUOTE="Conanfan1"]If only you could get AIDS from making stupid threads...Greatgone12

Are you a doctor? I didn't think so. Mind your own business because you don't know jack. You can't say I'm AIDS+, but nice try, Osama Hernandez.

Coming from the guy who doesn't know what "ejaculate" means. :roll:

This is a joke topic, in case you haven't comprehended.

I know. ;)

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#32 Greatgone12
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[QUOTE="Greatgone12"][QUOTE="tomxizor"][QUOTE="Blandassname"]

[QUOTE="Conanfan1"]If only you could get AIDS from making stupid threads...tomxizor

Are you a doctor? I didn't think so. Mind your own business because you don't know jack. You can't say I'm AIDS+, but nice try, Osama Hernandez.

Coming from the guy who doesn't know what "ejaculate" means. :roll:

This is a joke topic, in case you haven't comprehended.

I know. ;)

Ejaculate does mean being thrown from a plane. Only idiots don't know that.
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#33 MattUD1
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[QUOTE="Greatgone12"][QUOTE="tomxizor"][QUOTE="Blandassname"]

[QUOTE="Conanfan1"]If only you could get AIDS from making stupid threads...tomxizor

Are you a doctor? I didn't think so. Mind your own business because you don't know jack. You can't say I'm AIDS+, but nice try, Osama Hernandez.

Coming from the guy who doesn't know what "ejaculate" means. :roll:

This is a joke topic, in case you haven't comprehended.

I know. ;)

Will someone explain for the tired, pl0x?
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[QUOTE="Blandassname"][QUOTE="krazykillaz"]Did he pour his blood all over the cigarette or ejaculate onto itDrizzt13

WTF are you talking about? Isn't that like what a pilot does when the plane is about to crash?

HAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAH. OMG. AHAHAHAHAHAHAH. I think I'm going to die laughing.

and its all so much better cuz i just blew a load!!! HAHAHAHA...i mean...*runs*

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#35 Truth_Seekr
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I get it...Aznsilvrboy

!elbirreT ??sdia teg ouY

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[QUOTE="Guillermo_bin_Faisel"]Little does it take to coming from the game was plenty of if it was supposed to be like that it'd pony beyond farther expectations. The remnants however alterred becamewouldn't you say so? Often will it therefore whenever it litigations monarchy employment.Blandassname

Back off!

Lol this is actually brilliant.

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#37 Blandassname
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Coming from the guy who doesn't know what "ejaculate" means. :roll:tomxizor
Dude shut up I'm going to be in the Air Force. I know what ejaculate means better than any of you. I'm going to ejaculate out of a Harry jet one day when I'm defending our freedoms.

BTW, my legs and feet are starting to hurt. Can being AIDS+ give you diabetes

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#38 salty5674
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well it all depends on the backpack, if it was a blue backpack then you are AIDS+, if it was a green backpack then you are AIDS-
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#39 Greatgone12
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[QUOTE="tomxizor"]Coming from the guy who doesn't know what "ejaculate" means. :roll:Blandassname

Dude shut up I'm going to be in the Air Force. I know what ejaculate means better than any of you. I'm going to ejaculate out of a Harry jet one day when I'm defending our freedoms.

BTW, my legs and feet are starting to hurt. Can being AIDS+ give you diabetes

No, only having sex with a diabetic person can give you diabetes.

Have you slept with any elderly people?

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#40 Blandassname
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Ejaculate does mean being thrown from a plane. Only idiots don't know that.Greatgone12
He's right. I'm a linguist so let me analyze if your slow.

The word throw is utilized on objects like balls and things that aren't human. Ejaculating is a very calculating procedural on the other hand.

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#41 smallcaplegend
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wow..... i dont know whether to laugh or slap myself
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#42 xtn702
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I really hope you're joking. :| If not, stupidity has risen on the OT by 57%.tomxizor
I agree
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#43 Blandassname
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I'm not freaking joking you guys. I need some doctorial advice now. I'm sleepy and I need sleep but I'm worried I won't wake up.
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never smoke
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#45 tomxizor
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I'm not freaking joking you guys. I need some doctorial advice now. I'm sleepy and I need sleep but I'm worried I won't wake up.Blandassname

If you're really not joking, go get your head checked. :|
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#46 Blandassname
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WTH my head? Does AIDS do things to your brain? Oh my God O God O God O God O God

I'm only 14 guys. I don't want go yet. I'm young and I've never done anything very bad. Why? Help. Please. I'm serious. :(

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#47 tomxizor
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WTH my head? Does AIDS do things to your brain? Oh my God O God O God O God O God

I'm only 14 guys. I don't want go yet. I'm young and I've never done anything very bad. Why? Help. Please. I'm serious. :(

Blandassname

You're going to die tonight. Have fun in Purgatory. :|

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#48 Greatgone12
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WTH my head? Does AIDS do things to your brain? Oh my God O God O God O God O God

I'm only 14 guys. I don't want go yet. I'm young and I've never done anything very bad. Why? Help. Please. I'm serious. :(

Blandassname

I heard if you smoke pot the wrong way, it can cure you of aids, obesity, and mental retardation.

Of course, that's only what I've heard.

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#49 CommanderShiro
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This thread is full of win. :lol:
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#50 Blandassname
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Seriously wtf guys I need help so bad. Do any of you guys know doctors? I can't go to a doctor or my mom will know I'm smoking and being with gay people again. Help guys. I'm so scared and sad. :cry: