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#101 tuff_gong92

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[QUOTE="MattUD1"][QUOTE="Blandassname"][QUOTE="Sir_Marwin"]The only way to prevent that from happening is to wear a condom on the cigarette :lol:thirstychainsaw

WTH again man are you an illegal or some crap? how do I put some kind of condo on a cigarette? do I smoke it inside of a condo? with a mighty condor?

Answer me this: are you being 100% serious or are you just trying to get a few cheap laughs?

Well, he just took a bunch of topics from early today and combined them into this one.

Cigarettes

Backpacks

Wow He isn't even original in his joke posts. Techinically he should have been moderated a long time ago...

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Why won't you guys freaking help omg?Blandassname

To be perfectly honest, the blatant ignorance shouldn't have overwhelmed people but it did. Then we couldn't tell if you were serious or not so we started laughing. Pretty hard as a matter or fact. A few people lost faith in humanity; those whos faith was already lost was confirmed. We are not doctors or professionals of any sort, and the fact that you would ask us (wasting your time and killing our time) instead of going to a doctor only to probably be laughed at.

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#104 soldier-dark

Member since 2005 • 5909 Posts

Why won't you guys freaking help omg?Blandassname

Okay, my plan may seem strange, but you'll have to listen to it. Invite the man to sleep over at your house. While he's sleeping, you need to remove his pants and put his dick in your mouth, then you need to take a photo. When school starts, take the picture in for show and tell. Your AIDS will magically disappear. Trust me, I have a friend who's second cousin's nephew's friend's uncle work for him.

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#105 Media_geek20

Member since 2006 • 6491 Posts

Unless he's put some kind of HIV+ Fluid in your cigs, no.

And why was the backpack mentioned? :?

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#106 Blandassname

Member since 2004 • 794 Posts

[QUOTE="Blandassname"]Why won't you guys freaking help omg?soldier-dark

Okay, my plan may seem strange, but you'll have to listen to it. Invite the man to sleep over at your house. While he's sleeping, you need to remove his pants and put his dick in your mouth, then you need to take a photo. When school starts, take the picture in for show and tell. Your AIDS will magically disappear. Trust me, I have a friend who's second cousin's nephew's friend's uncle work for him.

But man he wants me to have aids+ so wtf? He wont help me.

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[QUOTE="thirstychainsaw"]
[QUOTE="MattUD1"][QUOTE="Shinobi1234"]No, you can't get aids by sharing spit.. ( cigarette )
Unless that cig was covered in blood.. you should be fine.
Go check a doctor anyway cus most of us on this site arnt doctors.. xD
soldier-dark

I don't know about you, but I've performed many back alley kidney removals.

I can attest to that, he took all three of mine :(

He gave me my third, fourth, and fifth for the cheap price of $1000 each, it's a great deal.

Chainsaw, that 3rd kidney was actually your liver... sorry. And dark, those other ones were extra scrappings of brain.

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#108 maximusmmii

Member since 2004 • 8561 Posts

you should see a doctor whose field is psychiatry.

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#109 soldier-dark

Member since 2005 • 5909 Posts

[QUOTE="soldier-dark"][QUOTE="Blandassname"]Why won't you guys freaking help omg?Blandassname

Okay, my plan may seem strange, but you'll have to listen to it. Invite the man to sleep over at your house. While he's sleeping, you need to remove his pants and put his dick in your mouth, then you need to take a photo. When school starts, take the picture in for show and tell. Your AIDS will magically disappear. Trust me, I have a friend who's second cousin's nephew's friend's uncle work for him.

But man he wants me to have aids+ so wtf? He wont help me.

He doesn't need to know, he'll be asleep.

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#110 Blandassname

Member since 2004 • 794 Posts

[QUOTE="Blandassname"][QUOTE="soldier-dark"][QUOTE="Blandassname"]Why won't you guys freaking help omg?soldier-dark

Okay, my plan may seem strange, but you'll have to listen to it. Invite the man to sleep over at your house. While he's sleeping, you need to remove his pants and put his dick in your mouth, then you need to take a photo. When school starts, take the picture in for show and tell. Your AIDS will magically disappear. Trust me, I have a friend who's second cousin's nephew's friend's uncle work for him.

But man he wants me to have aids+ so wtf? He wont help me.

He doesn't need to know, he'll be asleep.

freaking awesome man lol awesome ill try it

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#111 soldier-dark

Member since 2005 • 5909 Posts

[QUOTE="soldier-dark"][QUOTE="thirstychainsaw"]
[QUOTE="MattUD1"][QUOTE="Shinobi1234"]No, you can't get aids by sharing spit.. ( cigarette )
Unless that cig was covered in blood.. you should be fine.
Go check a doctor anyway cus most of us on this site arnt doctors.. xD
MattUD1

I don't know about you, but I've performed many back alley kidney removals.

I can attest to that, he took all three of mine :(

He gave me my third, fourth, and fifth for the cheap price of $1000 each, it's a great deal.

Chainsaw, that 3rd kidney was actually your liver... sorry. And dark, those other ones were extra scrappings of brain.

That explains all the evil planning to take over the world that wasn't mine. You gave me competition inside my own body! Only to fuel me more.

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#112 killalln00bs

Member since 2007 • 2444 Posts

[QUOTE="Blandassname"][QUOTE="krazykillaz"]Did he pour his blood all over the cigarette or ejaculate onto itMattUD1

WTF are you talking about? Isn't that like what a pilot does when the plane is about to crash?

... In all honesty... My sides hurt from laughing so hard.

Same here. :)

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Member since 2004 • 20715 Posts

[QUOTE="MattUD1"][QUOTE="soldier-dark"][QUOTE="thirstychainsaw"]
[QUOTE="MattUD1"][QUOTE="Shinobi1234"]No, you can't get aids by sharing spit.. ( cigarette )
Unless that cig was covered in blood.. you should be fine.
Go check a doctor anyway cus most of us on this site arnt doctors.. xD
soldier-dark

I don't know about you, but I've performed many back alley kidney removals.

I can attest to that, he took all three of mine :(

He gave me my third, fourth, and fifth for the cheap price of $1000 each, it's a great deal.

Chainsaw, that 3rd kidney was actually your liver... sorry. And dark, those other ones were extra scrappings of brain.

That explains all the evil planning to take over the world that wasn't mine. You gave me competition inside my own body! Only to fuel me more.

You came back and you paid cash upfront. Thats all that matters.

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#114 Blandassname

Member since 2004 • 794 Posts

hey man you guys know about kidneys and livers and stuff so why cant you help me with AIDS? seriously you sound like doctors.

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Member since 2003 • 7467 Posts

This thread can't be serious.

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#116 soldier-dark

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hey man you guys know about kidneys and livers and stuff so why cant you help me with AIDS? seriously you sound like doctors.Blandassname

I told you what to do, didn't I? Now go off. Shoo. Go on, step out that door. I SAID STEP OUT THAT DOOR! *takes a baseball bat and starts breaking everything in the room*

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#117 Blandassname

Member since 2004 • 794 Posts

[QUOTE="Blandassname"]hey man you guys know about kidneys and livers and stuff so why cant you help me with AIDS? seriously you sound like doctors.soldier-dark

I told you what to do, didn't I? Now go off. Shoo. Go on, step out that door. I SAID STEP OUT THAT DOOR! *takes a baseball bat and starts breaking everything in the room*

yah i cant find the guy duh he hated me how do i get him to my house wtf?

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If you're that concerned get a STD panel done.

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#119 Blandassname

Member since 2004 • 794 Posts

If you're that concerned get a STD panel done.Heil68

Wats an STD panel?

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#120 killalln00bs

Member since 2007 • 2444 Posts

[QUOTE="Heil68"]If you're that concerned get a STD panel done.Blandassname

Wats an STD panel?

A panel crawling with STDs.

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Member since 2004 • 20715 Posts

[QUOTE="Blandassname"][QUOTE="Heil68"]If you're that concerned get a STD panel done.killalln00bs

Wats an STD panel?

A panel crawling with STDs.

Your sig wins.

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#122 killalln00bs

Member since 2007 • 2444 Posts

[QUOTE="killalln00bs"][QUOTE="Blandassname"][QUOTE="Heil68"]If you're that concerned get a STD panel done.MattUD1

Wats an STD panel?

A panel crawling with STDs.

Your sig wins.

It just owned in so many ways, I had to add it.

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#123 _Margulis_

Member since 2005 • 15067 Posts

[QUOTE="MattUD1"][QUOTE="Blandassname"][QUOTE="krazykillaz"]Did he pour his blood all over the cigarette or ejaculate onto itkillalln00bs

WTF are you talking about? Isn't that like what a pilot does when the plane is about to crash?

... In all honesty... My sides hurt from laughing so hard.

Same here. :)

What exciting lives you two must lead..

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[QUOTE="killalln00bs"][QUOTE="MattUD1"][QUOTE="Blandassname"][QUOTE="krazykillaz"]Did he pour his blood all over the cigarette or ejaculate onto it_Margulis_

WTF are you talking about? Isn't that like what a pilot does when the plane is about to crash?

... In all honesty... My sides hurt from laughing so hard.

Same here. :)

What exciting lives you two must lead..

I'm sorry, but this thread is so bad in so many ways its just pure hilarity!

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#125 soldier-dark

Member since 2005 • 5909 Posts

[QUOTE="soldier-dark"][QUOTE="Blandassname"]hey man you guys know about kidneys and livers and stuff so why cant you help me with AIDS? seriously you sound like doctors.Blandassname

I told you what to do, didn't I? Now go off. Shoo. Go on, step out that door. I SAID STEP OUT THAT DOOR! *takes a baseball bat and starts breaking everything in the room*

yah i cant find the guy duh he hated me how do i get him to my house wtf?

Well, now your kind of screwed. All you can do now is find a machine gun, fly to this country in the Middle East called Baghdad, and shoot away all people you see that might be strapped with bombs, your AIDS will probably disappear. Of course, this theory doesn't have enough doctors agree that it works for me to legally tell you this. Fools! Oh, and you never heardthis from me

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#126 killalln00bs

Member since 2007 • 2444 Posts

[QUOTE="killalln00bs"][QUOTE="MattUD1"][QUOTE="Blandassname"][QUOTE="krazykillaz"]Did he pour his blood all over the cigarette or ejaculateonto it_Margulis_

WTF are you talking about? Isn't that like what a pilot does when the plane is about to crash?

... In all honesty... My sides hurt from laughing so hard.

Same here. :)

What exciting lives you two must lead..

I work at a McDonalds and have THREE pet centipedes thank you very much. :evil:

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#127 soldier-dark

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[QUOTE="_Margulis_"]
[QUOTE="killalln00bs"][QUOTE="MattUD1"][QUOTE="Blandassname"][QUOTE="krazykillaz"]Did he pour his blood all over the cigarette or ejaculateonto itkillalln00bs

WTF are you talking about? Isn't that like what a pilot does when the plane is about to crash?

... In all honesty... My sides hurt from laughing so hard.

Same here. :)

What exciting lives you two must lead..

I work at a McDonalds and have THREE pet centipedes thank you very much. :evil:

I only have two! I call hax!

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#128 killalln00bs

Member since 2007 • 2444 Posts

[QUOTE="killalln00bs"][QUOTE="_Margulis_"]
What exciting lives you two must lead..
soldier-dark

I work at a McDonalds and have THREE pet centipedes thank you very much. :evil:

I only have two! I call hax!

zOMG, I've been wanting to make centipede babies! :o Are your's girls? Mine are all dudes, one of them is named Herbert. :oops:

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#129 soldier-dark

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[QUOTE="soldier-dark"][QUOTE="killalln00bs"][QUOTE="_Margulis_"]
What exciting lives you two must lead..
killalln00bs

I work at a McDonalds and have THREE pet centipedes thank you very much. :evil:

I only have two! I call hax!

zOMG, I've been wanting to make centipede babies! :o Are your's girls? Mine are all dudes, one of them is named Herbert. :oops:

They are girls, but I had them both spade.

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#130 killalln00bs

Member since 2007 • 2444 Posts

[QUOTE="killalln00bs"][QUOTE="soldier-dark"][QUOTE="killalln00bs"][QUOTE="_Margulis_"]
What exciting lives you two must lead..
soldier-dark

I work at a McDonalds and have THREE pet centipedes thank you very much. :evil:

I only have two! I call hax!

zOMG, I've been wanting to make centipede babies! :o Are your's girls? Mine are all dudes, one of them is named Herbert. :oops:

They are girls, but I had them both spade.

I'm borrowing them. :evil:

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Member since 2006 • 2787 Posts

Where is the backpack police!!

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#132 soldier-dark

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[QUOTE="soldier-dark"][QUOTE="killalln00bs"][QUOTE="soldier-dark"][QUOTE="killalln00bs"][QUOTE="_Margulis_"]
What exciting lives you two must lead..
killalln00bs

I work at a McDonalds and have THREE pet centipedes thank you very much. :evil:

I only have two! I call hax!

zOMG, I've been wanting to make centipede babies! :o Are your's girls? Mine are all dudes, one of them is named Herbert. :oops:

They are girls, but I had them both spade.

I'm borrowing them. :evil:

I knew it! your teh haxx0rz!

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#133 killalln00bs

Member since 2007 • 2444 Posts

I knew it! your teh haxx0rz!soldier-dark

Yes I am, now I shall experiment and make cross breed between a centipede, rabbit, lizard, and Jedi Knight.

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#134 Blandassname

Member since 2004 • 794 Posts

wtf ever guys french and centipedes and africans wtf this is crazy i give up. I'm so tired and my legs hurt because you guys let me get diabetes from being AIDS+. I'm too tired to stay awake now tho so this is between you and God now. When the day of judgement comes i hope you can look back on your life and say that you lived riteously and that you don't regret this kind of stuff like not helping me when i got aids for serving god. he is my master and im forever indet to him he is almighty and powerful and he owns my body and soul forever. i only want to serve master and you should too. i hope you can have peace in your soul knowing that youve not helped a christian soldier tonite.

For those of you who Helped me I say thank you and God will reward you but there are some sinners in this thread and theyll never know the pleasure that our master can give us every night when we go to bed. i may have aids but god loves me just as good and strong as before and so i am his humble servant forever and always.

god bless everybody

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