Can men get pregnant?

[QUOTE="cool_baller"]Obviously this is fakejt222_us

No it's not. Don't you know that not a single thing in OT is or has been fake......ever?:P

If you've used any public rest rooms in the past few weeks, then yes, it is very possible that you are preggers.Ignignokt104

I knew I should've held it in.

[QUOTE="Oleg_Huzwog"][QUOTE="gameboi_92"]

lol, if you are..how are u going to get it out :|

Dethshoot

Oh my. I hadn't thought about that. I hope surgery is an option. The alternative method involving considerable amounts of ungodly stretching seems most unappealing.

It'll be like a giant kidney stone!!!

Are you against abortion or pro abortion? Becausee if you are pregenent and can take care of it the antiabortionists wil make your life hell :lol:

[QUOTE="Dethshoot"][QUOTE="Oleg_Huzwog"][QUOTE="gameboi_92"]

lol, if you are..how are u going to get it out :|

MeriMorganov

Oh my. I hadn't thought about that. I hope surgery is an option. The alternative method involving considerable amounts of ungodly stretching seems most unappealing.

It'll be like a giant kidney stone!!!

Are you against abortion or pro abortion? Becausee if you are pregenent and can take care of it the antiabortionists wil make your life hell :lol:

I'm pro abortion...

[QUOTE="MeriMorganov"][QUOTE="Dethshoot"][QUOTE="Oleg_Huzwog"][QUOTE="gameboi_92"]

lol, if you are..how are u going to get it out :|

Dethshoot

Oh my. I hadn't thought about that. I hope surgery is an option. The alternative method involving considerable amounts of ungodly stretching seems most unappealing.

It'll be like a giant kidney stone!!!

Are you against abortion or pro abortion? Becausee if you are pregenent and can take care of it the antiabortionists wil make your life hell :lol:

I'm pro abortion...

I'm mostly against abortion unless the woman is in trouble biologicly or finincaily,But I'm PRO manprengant abortion

I'm PRO manprengant abortionMeriMorganov

sig worthy?

[QUOTE="MeriMorganov"]I'm PRO manprengant abortionOleg_Huzwog

sig worthy?

[QUOTE="Oleg_Huzwog"]

[QUOTE="MeriMorganov"]I'm PRO manprengant abortioncool_baller

sig worthy?

Whats so funny of me being against man having babies comming outof them? :|

Wear a rubber if you post on the OTjealentus

I say so many sig worthy phrases and yet nothing.. I think my time to leave OT is nigh, I've been here two and a half years and nobody recognizes ol' Jeal...

Men can get pregnant, but only on the Cosby Show. Great episode btw.

Yes...:|

I know from personal experience...

[QUOTE="jealentus"]Wear a rubber if you post on the OTjealentus

I say so many sig worthy phrases and yet nothing.. I think my time to leave OT is nigh, I've been here two and a half years and nobody recognizes ol' Jeal...

Yes, you're pregnant. I'm the mother. :oops:killalln00bs

Hmmm... would this also explain what happened to my pants?

[QUOTE="killalln00bs"]Yes, you're pregnant. I'm the mother. :oops:Oleg_Huzwog

Hmmm... would this also explain what happened to my pants?

Nope, that would be my fault.:oops:

[QUOTE="killalln00bs"]Yes, you're pregnant. I'm the mother. :oops:Oleg_Huzwog

Hmmm... would this also explain what happened to my pants?

[QUOTE="Oleg_Huzwog"]

[QUOTE="killalln00bs"]Yes, you're pregnant. I'm the mother. :oops:killalln00bs

Hmmm... would this also explain what happened to my pants?

Um...girls do not produce sperm so you just impregnated yourself.Half-Life_man

What if one managed to implant her eggs within me? Would the birthing be like something out of Aliens?

Hm, if she's about to...um, pass out the egg it could in theory travel into your body but I'm not getting into further details because I don't wanna freak you out or get modded.

EDIT: Sorry if that was really awkward to read

Hm, if she's about to...um, pass out the egg it could in theory travel into your body but I'm not getting into further details because I don't wanna freak you out or get modded.

By the way I hope your not because you will have a kid in your hands for the rest of your life on Earth. And if you give it up for adoption one day it will figure out and come after you to be his daddy!

Half-Life_man

Oh gawd. :( You should be more careful with these things, use a condom on your self!

Hm, if she's about to...um, pass out the egg it could in theory travel into your body but I'm not getting into further details because I don't wanna freak you out or get modded.

By the way I hope your not because you will have a kid in your hands for the rest of your life on Earth. And if you give it up for adoption one day it will figure out and come after you to be his daddy!

Half-Life_man

1.) Where could the baby come out?

2.) How would it even be possible in the first place for the baby to be created?

Is it weird to be turned on by this thread?cool_baller

It's not as weird as it is disturbing. :|

Is it weird to be turned on by this thread?cool_baller

Nah, perfectly natural. Talk of baby-making usually has that effect.

This thread is proof that the education system is failing.

Why won't they make Biology manditory since grade 1?

Yes. Men get pregnant from anal intercourse. The sperm goes up...you know what, this is just too gross for me to continue onward. But when your water breaks, you have to pee the baby out.Video_Game_King

[QUOTE="jealentus"]

[QUOTE="jealentus"]Wear a rubber if you post on the OTcool_baller

I say so many sig worthy phrases and yet nothing.. I think my time to leave OT is nigh, I've been here two and a half years and nobody recognizes ol' Jeal...

So I just have to take it like I'm taking a poop then huh?

:|

Are you serious?

:|

Are you serious?

SaintBlaze

See my face? This is my serious face. Not that I have any other faces because I'm always so serious.

If you have a baby, dude, I'll throw up in my underwear and walk around like that for the rest of the day and show myself to everybody at school.

*Wonders if he'll regret saying that

Of course, I'm carrying slorg_king's baby ^_^

and southy787's....

and Kratos_Aurion56's....

I'm a whore :cry: