Can you get a refund if you're not happy with your purchased wife?

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#1 _R34LiTY_
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Lets sat that after3 years of being married, your purchased14 yr old wife is no longer useful on the plow and you want to get rid of her. Am I entitled to a refund?

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#2 Arctic_Grillz
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wtf?
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#3 nintendoman562
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Lol what?

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#4 megagene
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Well what does the return policy say on the receipt?
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#5 Wolls
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Proberly not, why do you need to know :?

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#6 tomo90
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Yes.....

.....wait what?!

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#7 twilightpanda
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ahaha i lol'd out loud :lol:

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#8 Raeyi
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Can I get my time refunded for clicking this thread? :|

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#9 Xeros606
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Unofrtunately not, but I hear the market for used wives has been thriving ever since the recent economic upturn.
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#10 LZ71
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No, but if you bring in the reciet they will give you some store credit towards purchasing a new one.
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#11 chAzN93
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haha sure
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#12 clyde46
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My reactions

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#13 TecmoGirl
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lol! What do you mean by "on the plow"?

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#14 LZ71
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*long ass list of disaproving pictures*clyde46
Please tell me you had those all stored somewhere, and didn't take the time to find them all just for this thread. :P

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#15 michael_1234576
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Did you void the warranty?
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#16 clyde46
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[QUOTE="clyde46"]*long ass list of dissaproving pictures*LZ71
Please tell me you you had those all stored somewhere, and didn't take the time to find them all just for this thread. :P

When you've spent as long as me on the internet you tend to amass quite a lot of them.
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#17 DJ-Lafleur
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I'm sure you can trade her in if you still have the receipt.

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#18 marluxia101
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hmmm i think so...a friend of mine did they have a store here for trade...but you should check the law in your country just so you wont get in trouble

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#19 Arctic_Grillz
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As long as it is in perfect Condition, no scratch, dents or any sort of damage.
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#20 Xx_Hopless_xX
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Honestly i think they come with a "NO Return" policy...but if you do try and return them LARGE amounts of applicable fees will apply..

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As long as it is in perfect Condition, no scratch, dents or any sort of damage.Arctic_Grillz
You won't get what you paid for her initially. The resale value takes a nosedive the moment you leave the lot with her. Plus, she's no longer in the original clamshell packaging, so you gotta take another 50 percent off of that as well. Bottom line: MAYBE you gen get a few bucks off of eBay.
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#22 thriteenthmonke
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Can I get my time refunded for clicking this thread? :|

Raeyi
Is it still useful on the plow?
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#23 twilightpanda
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hmmm i think so...a friend of mine did they have a store here for trade...but you should check the law in your country just so you wont get in trouble

marluxia101
ahaha Orly?! :P
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#24 Raeyi
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[QUOTE="Raeyi"]

Can I get my time refunded for clicking this thread? :|

thriteenthmonke

Is it still useful on the plow?

... Wha? :?

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#25 markop2003
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Not unless you paid for the extended warranty. Note though if you've ordered online you can return it straight away for any reason, when mine arrived i found out they'd suffocated her with bubble wrap so i sent it back and got a replacement, this time shipped in one of their padded premium hard cases and this time she arrived with not a single bump or scratch and most important of all with a pulse. Also i got to keep the case so i can save some cash when i go on holiday by putting her in the hold :)
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#26 markop2003
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As long as it is in perfect Condition, no scratch, dents or any sort of damage.Arctic_Grillz
Nah you can't return her if she's out of warrenty... though you could get something for her on 'bay or amazon, you could get back most of the cost if she's in good condition :)
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#27 D3nnyCrane
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Those things depreciate really quickly. Pretty soon, they cease to be a novelty and become a pretty obnoxious personal organiser, telling you 20 times about the one engagement. Also, the physical structure gets really weak after a certain period of time and everything heads south.
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#28 roosuu
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Do you still have the warranty?

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#29 Xx_Hopless_xX
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Those things depreciate really quickly. Pretty soon, they cease to be a novelty and become a pretty obnoxious personal organiser, telling you 20 times about the one engagement. Also, the physical structure gets really weak after a certain period of time and everything heads south.D3nnyCrane

lol, his sig really is right...:shock:

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#30 chikinlad
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It all depends on how long you've had her and the condition she is in. If you can't return her, I would recommend taking her down to a local pawn shop. I've heard they can pay pretty well sometimes

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#31 markop2003
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Those things depreciate really quickly. Pretty soon, they cease to be a novelty and become a pretty obnoxious personal organiser, telling you 20 times about the one engagement. D3nnyCrane
I solved that by adding a silencer, i only take it off when i go to bed and need her as an alarm clock.
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#32 marluxia101
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[QUOTE="marluxia101"]

hmmm i think so...a friend of mine did they have a store here for trade...but you should check the law in your country just so you wont get in trouble

twilightpanda

ahaha Orly?! :P

i like your new panda theme:D and i was just going with the flow:P

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[QUOTE="D3nnyCrane"]Those things depreciate really quickly. Pretty soon, they cease to be a novelty and become a pretty obnoxious personal organiser, telling you 20 times about the one engagement. markop2003
I solved that by adding a silencer, i only take it off when i go to bed and need her as an alarm clock.

I couldn't get rid of the Microsoft Paperclip app from her. "Hey, it looks like you're trying to sneak off with the guys." "No, just going out." "Hey, it looks like you're trying to sneak off with the guys." "NO, I'm just stepping out for a bit..." "Hey, it looks like you're trying to sneak off with the guys." "Oh for fu..."
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#34 Xx_Hopless_xX
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[QUOTE="markop2003"][QUOTE="D3nnyCrane"]Those things depreciate really quickly. Pretty soon, they cease to be a novelty and become a pretty obnoxious personal organiser, telling you 20 times about the one engagement. D3nnyCrane
I solved that by adding a silencer, i only take it off when i go to bed and need her as an alarm clock.

I couldn't get rid of the Microsoft Paperclip app from her. "Hey, it looks like you're trying to sneak off with the guys." "No, just going out." "Hey, it looks like you're trying to sneak off with the guys." "NO, I'm just stepping out for a bit..." "Hey, it looks like you're trying to sneak off with the guys." "Oh for fu..."

lol:o

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#35 GodofBigMacs
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Well what does the return policy say on the receipt? megagene
I got a receipt?
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#36 chessmaster1989
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srsly....wtf?:?:?:?

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#37 Arctic_Grillz
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LOL you people make it sound as if it's a blow up doll.
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#38 megagene
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[QUOTE="megagene"]Well what does the return policy say on the receipt? GodofBigMacs
I got a receipt?

You did. You just lost yours. Now you're stuck with her.
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#39 Xx_Hopless_xX
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"it"..ouch..

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#40 markop2003
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LOL you people make it sound as if it's a blow up doll.Arctic_Grillz
If only they were inflatable.... the postage would be much more affordable