Canada or America

Canada.

I remember that episode of the Simpsons where there's a riot at a baseball game because Bart sings a messed up version of the National Anthem, then they all decide to be peaceful and sing the Canadian Anthem instead.

I wish i could live in Canada but the government won't let me because i don't qualify. Canada only lets skilled workers, rich business people and those with family in Canada to become permanent residents. Canada is so big and beautiful. I currently live in Israel and its nothing compared to Canada.

I'll list the reasons why i want to live in Canada:

1. Canada has the best climate. Canada has a very pleasant cold climate with long snowy winters and short summers. This cold climate brings much snow during the winter (especially in Montreal) and much rain during the summer.

Northern Canada can be bitterly cold though and only a few people live there. Canada is one of the coldest countries except maybe Russia (winters in Russia are even colder but summers are hotter) and Antarctica.

Here is in Israel the climate is not very pleasant. It's hot and i simply can't stand the heat and humidity sometimes. Israel has a mediteranean climate with long hot, humid, rainless summers and short cool rainy winters. Rain is scarce in Israel. Even in winter, there is not a lot of rain in Israel. Winter temperature in Israel is not low enough for it to snow which means it's never snowing, except in Mount Hermon in the north. On the contrary, Canada has a lot of snow.

During the summer and also in many days during the autumn the scorching heat in Israel sometimes reaches 42°C but on average it is about 32°C. On the contrary in Canada the temperature during summer is very pleasant, 37°C maximum and 23°C on average and 16°C to 10°C in fall.

2. Canada is 481 bigger than Israel which means in Canada there are many more beautiful places to go to and see than in Israel.

3. Canada has gigantic breath-taking forests and lakes. Canada has many sources of freshwater. 8.92% of Canada is water. Because Canada has a lot of water everything in Canada is one gigantic forest. This is what makes Canada so beautiful. On the contrary, here in Israel everything is a dry shrubland. We have some forests in the north but otherwise everything is much more dry. This is because rain is scarce in Israel and snow is virtually absent. In the south there is a desert which is unattractive.

[QUOTE="Rayved"][QUOTE="vito_128"][QUOTE="Tolwan"][QUOTE="vito_128"]

[QUOTE="carrot-cake"][QUOTE="vito_128"]Finaly. Who wants to convince Russia to "accidentally dispose of it's whole WMD stash at a location just right next to america" vito_128

Well the winds would only bring the fallout to mexico...

Well, if the US got nuked, most of the fallout would actually go up north. The US Jetstreams actually go up to Canada. A lot of storms that hit the US generally go up and east, sort of diagonally. For Example..

If the US had been nuked at that point, only the explosions on the south-west half of the US would have their fallout migrate south. The rest would be blown North-NorthEast.

Is that not Quebec? I don't think Canada would miss em too much...,

Hahaha, so why does everybody vote against our seperation? I wish my province was free, this way when america is in trouble and Canada follows them like puppets, my province is gonna be safe and peaceful. And then Quebec will buy the rest of Canada and we'll make laws to force everyone to speak french and eat poutine !

Isn't Quebec the poor bit of Canada?

Yes because we inherit Canada's depts and we pay more taxes than any other province. Separating would get us rid of the rest of the country's problems and we'd finaly take care of ourselves without having the rest of the country trying to organise our budget and suck our money out.

Um, you must have never heard of deforestation. Companies cant find any other palces to cut wood because they have cut almost all of Canada's rich forests. They only show the pretty stuff in comemrcials you know.Rayved

Huh?

I don't think it's exactly correct to say that Canada has no forests left.

I'm canadian so I'd have to say canada. But I like american traditions and I'd love to live there but there too many a-holes and violence in north america these days so I'm staying put unless I get transferred to a nice area.

I choose Greece.

LeePearce

1. Canada has the best climate. Canada has a very pleasant cold climate with long snowy winters and short summers. This cold climate brings much snow during the winter (especially in Montreal) and much rain during the summer.X4D

You obviously haven't been to manitoba or the plains. The winters can and will go below as -40 celcius or lower during winter(usually there's about 15-20 days like that), but the average is about -10 to -25 celcius. In spring and early summer, the weather is beautful. Most of the time it's sunny and we get just enough rain. But later in the summer it can get really hot almost as hot as +35 celcius. I've never experienced a heat wave in my life but there has been a couple.

I know someone from the Netherlands who likes Greece, does everyone there like Greece or something?rb2610

[QUOTE="X4D"]1. Canada has the best climate. Canada has a very pleasant cold climate with long snowy winters and short summers. This cold climate brings much snow during the winter (especially in Montreal) and much rain during the summer.WushuFighter

You obviously haven't been to manitoba or the plains. The winters can and will go below as -40 celcius or lower during winter(usually there's about 15-20 days like that), but the average is about -10 to -25 celcius. In spring and early summer, the weather is beautful. Most of the time it's sunny and we get just enough rain. But later in the summer it can get really hot almost as hot as +35 celcius. I've never experienced a heat wave in my life but there has been a couple.

Pssh the best things come from Canada. The better beer, we made bacon and Hockey, Basketball and Baseball but we only really care about Hockey. That's about all we have going for us Hahahahahaha. But yea I like Canada better but i'm obviously biased.Hockey_Slayer

Lawl, so much for owning in hockey, eh?

Pssh the best things come from Canada. The better beer, we made bacon and Hockey, Basketball and Baseball but we only really care about Hockey. That's about all we have going for us Hahahahahaha. But yea I like Canada better but i'm obviously biased.Hockey_Slayer

I think basketball was invented in canada but not patented. But you're right that baseball was.

[QUOTE="Hockey_Slayer"]Pssh the best things come from Canada. The better beer, we made bacon and Hockey, Basketball and Baseball but we only really care about Hockey. That's about all we have going for us Hahahahahaha. But yea I like Canada better but i'm obviously biased.WushuFighter

I think basketball was invented in canada but not patented. But you're right that baseball was.

Basketball was invented in the state of Massachusetts by a Canadian, James Naismith.

U.S.A.

[QUOTE="WushuFighter"]

[QUOTE="Hockey_Slayer"]Pssh the best things come from Canada. The better beer, we made bacon and Hockey, Basketball and Baseball but we only really care about Hockey. That's about all we have going for us Hahahahahaha. But yea I like Canada better but i'm obviously biased.gameeer1

I think basketball was invented in canada but not patented. But you're right that baseball was.

Basketball was invented in the state of Massachusetts by a Canadian, James Naismith.

Ah that's what I was forgetting.

The US. But i'll be honest, i dont know everything about Canada, in particular it's cultural identity and how people act. But i know it's politics, and though some people like to pretend otherwise, politics do infact effect our everyday lives. And Canada is very far left in comparison to the US. I would not enjoy my time living there. But i might enjoy a vacation there. A Short, vacation. I hate snow, afterall..Tolwan

I'm sure you would love Alberta...

[QUOTE="vito_128"][QUOTE="Rayved"][QUOTE="vito_128"][QUOTE="Tolwan"][QUOTE="vito_128"]

[QUOTE="carrot-cake"][QUOTE="vito_128"]Finaly. Who wants to convince Russia to "accidentally dispose of it's whole WMD stash at a location just right next to america" Rayved

Well the winds would only bring the fallout to mexico...

Well, if the US got nuked, most of the fallout would actually go up north. The US Jetstreams actually go up to Canada. A lot of storms that hit the US generally go up and east, sort of diagonally. For Example..

If the US had been nuked at that point, only the explosions on the south-west half of the US would have their fallout migrate south. The rest would be blown North-NorthEast.

Is that not Quebec? I don't think Canada would miss em too much...,

Hahaha, so why does everybody vote against our seperation? I wish my province was free, this way when america is in trouble and Canada follows them like puppets, my province is gonna be safe and peaceful. And then Quebec will buy the rest of Canada and we'll make laws to force everyone to speak french and eat poutine !

Isn't Quebec the poor bit of Canada?

Yes because we inherit Canada's depts and we pay more taxes than any other province. Separating would get us rid of the rest of the country's problems and we'd finaly take care of ourselves without having the rest of the country trying to organise our budget and suck our money out.

So in otherwords your admitting no one in Canada would miss you? And that everyone else in Canada would support my idea?

Australia. It's like a mixture of both with some British thrown in it (The only reason we keep "allegiance" to the monarch is to get extra public holidays. God bless this country that puts public holidays and sporting events before more important issues such as federal elections.)

Neither. They are both evil and must be destroyed.

sonicare

I agree.. and since they argue among themselves they will probably destroy each other.