Christians... and whoever else wants to come at me

wtf?

Because you're clearly still drunk, Jand.

As soon as you sober, then I'll know it's end times.

Andthe rapture hasn't occured cuz they're not in heaven.

How do you know the rapture hasn't already occurred?Jandurin

You mean the city? I'll buy that. Maybe no one has found it yet as it's at the bottom of the ocean.....

;)

Because everyone who holds such beliefs are certain that they will be among the chosen people. And if they're still here then certainly the Rapture hasn't happened yet.

Because everyone who holds such beliefs are certain that they will be among the chosen people. And if they're still here then certainly the Rapture hasn't happened yet.

worlock77

Exactly.

They're not in heaven cuz the rapture hasn't occured.

What do you mean when you say rapture?GameGuy642003

[QUOTE="worlock77"]

Because everyone who holds such beliefs are certain that they will be among the chosen people. And if they're still here then certainly the Rapture hasn't happened yet.

Necrifer

Exactly.

They're not in heaven cuz the rapture hasn't occured.

But maybe it did happen and God decided that there were only like 50 people worthy of entering Heaven.

lol , i"m glad that I don"T belong to the 144,000 chosen ones.

Dude

But maybe it did happen and God decided that there were only like 50 people worthy of entering Heaven.

worlock77

It's alright. I know what you were saying. :P

Dude

Just-Breathe

[QUOTE="GameGuy642003"]What do you mean when you say rapture?pie-junior

The rapture isn't anywhere in the bible,it was just made up by some churches and that's about it. Church doctrine does not equal Bible, kind of like the Catholics. Many of their views and teachings have NOTHING to do with the bible at all, like the pope being ableto talk to God or how the Catholic Church was started by Jesus.

Sorry but the pope is just a man and isn't in the bible, and Jesus didn't start any church. He was Jewish and went to synagouges, there was no church in his lifetime. None of that is in the bible, just like the rapture. I wish more people would actually read it and understand it...

The rapture isn't anywhere in the bible,it was just made up by some churches and that's about it. Church doctrine does not equal Bible, kind of like the Catholics. Many of their views and teachings have NOTHING to do with the bible at all, like the pope being ableto talk to God or how the Catholic Church was started by Jesus.

Sorry but the pope is just a man and isn't in the bible, and Jesus didn't start any church. He was Jewish and went to synagouges, there was no church in his lifetime. None of that is in the bible, just like the rapture. I wish more people would actually read it and understand it...

ShadowMoses900

The rapture isn't anywhere in the bible,it was just made up by some churches and that's about it. Church doctrine does not equal Bible, kind of like the Catholics. Many of their views and teachings have NOTHING to do with the bible at all, like the pope being ableto talk to God or how the Catholic Church was started by Jesus.

Sorry but the pope is just a man and isn't in the bible, and Jesus didn't start any church. He was Jewish and went to synagouges, there was no church in his lifetime. None of that is in the bible, just like the rapture. I wish more people would actually read it and understand it...

ShadowMoses900

[QUOTE="pie-junior"][QUOTE="GameGuy642003"]What do you mean when you say rapture?GameGuy642003

The rapture isn't anywhere in the bible,it was just made up by some churches and that's about it. Church doctrine does not equal Bible, kind of like the Catholics. Many of their views and teachings have NOTHING to do with the bible at all, like the pope being ableto talk to God or how the Catholic Church was started by Jesus.

Sorry but the pope is just a man and isn't in the bible, and Jesus didn't start any church. He was Jewish and went to synagouges, there was no church in his lifetime. None of that is in the bible, just like the rapture. I wish more people would actually read it and understand it...

ShadowMoses900

Actually the Rapture is the the Bible, or at least based on certain Biblical passages, notably in the First Epistle to the Thessalonians.

The rapture isn't anywhere in the bible,it was just made up by some churches and that's about it. Church doctrine does not equal Bible, kind of like the Catholics. Many of their views and teachings have NOTHING to do with the bible at all, like the pope being ableto talk to God or how the Catholic Church was started by Jesus.

Sorry but the pope is just a man and isn't in the bible, and Jesus didn't start any church. He was Jewish and went to synagouges, there was no church in his lifetime. None of that is in the bible, just like the rapture. I wish more people would actually read it and understand it...

ShadowMoses900

I think someone forgot to drink his rum this morning.

You get all weird when you're sober.

[QUOTE="ShadowMoses900"]

The rapture isn't anywhere in the bible,it was just made up by some churches and that's about it. Church doctrine does not equal Bible, kind of like the Catholics. Many of their views and teachings have NOTHING to do with the bible at all, like the pope being ableto talk to God or how the Catholic Church was started by Jesus.

Sorry but the pope is just a man and isn't in the bible, and Jesus didn't start any church. He was Jewish and went to synagouges, there was no church in his lifetime. None of that is in the bible, just like the rapture. I wish more people wouldactually read it and understand it...

-Sun_Tzu-

Have you read it? It dosen't say anywhere that billions of people will get wisped up to heaven, it's simply describing the final days before Jesus is supposed to come back to rid the world of evil and judge the sins of man and bring in a world of peace. It doesn't say anything about people magically teleporting to heaven.

It dosen't say anywhere that billions of people will get wisped up to heaven

ShadowMoses900

[QUOTE="ShadowMoses900"]

The rapture isn't anywhere in the bible,it was just made up by some churches and that's about it. Church doctrine does not equal Bible, kind of like the Catholics. Many of their views and teachings have NOTHING to do with the bible at all, like the pope being ableto talk to God or how the Catholic Church was started by Jesus.

Sorry but the pope is just a man and isn't in the bible, and Jesus didn't start any church. He was Jewish and went to synagouges, there was no church in his lifetime. None of that is in the bible, just like the rapture. I wish more people would actually read it and understand it...

-Sun_Tzu-

[QUOTE="ShadowMoses900"]

It dosen't say anywhere that billions of people will get wisped up to heaven

Jandurin

It was 9/11

IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW!

No you.musicalmac

maybe if the bible were a popup book people would understand it better as it is smhJandurin

I hear in the book of revelations, the four horsemen will rise up and wreak havok.

on horses....

with bows and arrows...

I hear in the book of revelations, the four horsemen will rise up and wrech havok.Blue-Sky

Because you're clearly still drunk, Jand.

As soon as you sober, then I'll know it's end times.

T_P_O

[QUOTE="Blue-Sky"]I hear in the book of revelations, the four horsemen will rise up and wrech havok.Jandurin

[QUOTE="Blue-Sky"]I hear in the book of revelations, the four horsemen will rise up and wrech havok.Jandurin

I thought the point of rapture was for the christians to be saved, while the horsemen cause famine and terrible warfare.

Anyway, it can't be as bad the atheist apocalypse, beware the horror.

I hear in the book of revelations, the four horsemen will rise up and wreak havok.

on horses....

with bows and arrows...

Blue-Sky

It's symbolic, not literal. Each of the horsemen cayyr an item and ride a different color horse, for instance one of the horsemen carries a scale and this can be intertpeted in different ways. Some think it symbolises economic collapse while others think that the author (believed to be John,but no one issure)was trying to convey anti Roman messages(this is during a time when the early Christians were being persecuted by Romans)

Like I said either way it's symbolic and isn't meant to be taken literally.

In the rapture ain't there supposed to be a good guy who tries to lead savable people to salvation and an Anti-christ who tries to lead them to damnation or something?

Wonder who they were.

Rapture happened in 1981; duhxaos

I have never been so scared...

I made it all the way to Rapture once.

Damn that was a good night.

[QUOTE="xaos"]Rapture happened in 1981; duhBaconbits2004

I have never been so scared...

I made it all the way to Rapture once.

Damn that was a good night.

[QUOTE="Baconbits2004"]

[QUOTE="xaos"]Rapture happened in 1981; duhxaos

I have never been so scared...

I hear in the book of revelations, the four horsemen will rise up and wreak havok.

on horses....

with bows and arrows...

Blue-Sky

to the knee...