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[QUOTE="Nibroc420"][QUOTE="LJS9502_basic"] And you're up....stop trying to dodge by expecting others to do your work for you.Nuck81
Excuse me? You've asked for verses that are well known, and yet you claim to have read the bible. In the next thread you're going to claim you've been to the moon right? :roll: You might as well be saying "I've read the bible, Who's this "Jesus" dude everyone's talking about? he wasn't in there" Obvious troll is obvious. Can you leave so the people who want to actually discuss things can? Or will you continue to pander myself and others with insignificant, almost "common sense" questions?

LOL. The problem is there aren't VERSES regarding the rapture. There is one that makes a vague reference that when taken out of context the other scripture around it, can kinda suggest a rapture like event. I know what it is, can you name it?

Thessalonians 4:17, but the problem isn't context, its whether or not you choose to read it as allegory or a literal description. Same can be said of most of the Bible, actually.
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Nibroc you are the one makin the assertion that christians arent christians if they dont believe in the rapture. I strongly disagree as not all christians have the same beliefs. And the bible is a very loose document full of interpretation. If you are going to make the claim that the rapture is clearly spelled out -in no uncertain terms -in the bible, then the onus is on you for the proof. Christians cant even agree on exactly what hell is. I doubt they have concrete beliefs on the rapture.

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[QUOTE="xaos"] Thessalonians 4:17, but the problem isn't context, its whether or not you choose to read it as allegory or a literal description. Same can be said of most of the Bible, actually.

Damn it xaos. Stop doing the work for Nibroc. It's more funner to see him keep dodging like that.
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[QUOTE="Nibroc420"][QUOTE="LJS9502_basic"] And you're up....stop trying to dodge by expecting others to do your work for you.LJS9502_basic
Excuse me? You've asked for verses that are well known, and yet you claim to have read the bible. In the next thread you're going to claim you've been to the moon right? :roll: You might as well be saying "I've read the bible, Who's this "Jesus" dude everyone's talking about? he wasn't in there" Obvious troll is obvious. Can you leave so the people who want to actually discuss things can? Or will you continue to pander myself and others with insignificant, almost "common sense" questions?

Then if they are well known.....why are you having such a problem quoting them?:lol:

Oh, I have no problem with quoting them. It just seems odd that i'd have to quote it when you claim to have read the bible. If you'd read it, you'd know, but you dont know. How odd. Clearly you're not as educated as you claim. Which means i'll have to go back to my original statement towards you... "Not everyone is going to spoon-feed you information all the time", Why? you might ask? Because proving things that shouldn't need proving gets very frustrating, and it leads me to believe you're making an attempt to derail the thread. How would you like it if in a higher level university biology class, someone kept poking you and asking "What's a cell?" "What's mitochondria?" "Where is the heart located?", all questions that people should know the answer to before even beginning to discuss the more advanced things. Likewise, if you'd like to discuss this topic, (as i would), Please educate yourself so we don't have to pause every 2 minutes to educate you on simple things.
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[QUOTE="xaos"] Thessalonians 4:17, but the problem isn't context, its whether or not you choose to read it as allegory or a literal description. Same can be said of most of the Bible, actually.alexside1
Damn it xaos. Stop doing the work for Nibroc. It's more funner to see him keep dodging like that.

It takes 2 seconds to google. it. ;)
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[QUOTE="xaos"][QUOTE="Nuck81"][QUOTE="Nibroc420"] Excuse me? You've asked for verses that are well known, and yet you claim to have read the bible. In the next thread you're going to claim you've been to the moon right? :roll: You might as well be saying "I've read the bible, Who's this "Jesus" dude everyone's talking about? he wasn't in there" Obvious troll is obvious. Can you leave so the people who want to actually discuss things can? Or will you continue to pander myself and others with insignificant, almost "common sense" questions?

LOL. The problem is there aren't VERSES regarding the rapture. There is one that makes a vague reference that when taken out of context the other scripture around it, can kinda suggest a rapture like event. I know what it is, can you name it?

Thessalonians 4:17, but the problem isn't context, its whether or not you choose to read it as allegory or a literal description. Same can be said of most of the Bible, actually.

Bingo. I agree with you on interpretation. I see the "dead in Christ" as those that have shut their eyes and minds to the true Christ. Those that are just going through the motions or are not interested in religion at all. The ones that are "alive" are those that have a spiritual eye, those that truly seek and are truly open. When they meet in the "clouds" they are not talking about clouds in the sky, but clouds of confusion and clouds of disbelief.
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[QUOTE="xaos"][QUOTE="Nuck81"][QUOTE="Nibroc420"] Excuse me? You've asked for verses that are well known, and yet you claim to have read the bible. In the next thread you're going to claim you've been to the moon right? :roll: You might as well be saying "I've read the bible, Who's this "Jesus" dude everyone's talking about? he wasn't in there" Obvious troll is obvious. Can you leave so the people who want to actually discuss things can? Or will you continue to pander myself and others with insignificant, almost "common sense" questions?

LOL. The problem is there aren't VERSES regarding the rapture. There is one that makes a vague reference that when taken out of context the other scripture around it, can kinda suggest a rapture like event. I know what it is, can you name it?

Thessalonians 4:17, but the problem isn't context, its whether or not you choose to read it as allegory or a literal description. Same can be said of most of the Bible, actually.

Bingo. I agree with you on interpretation. I see the "dead in Christ" as those that have shut their eyes and minds to the true Christ. Those that are just going through the motions or are not interested in religion at all. The ones that are "alive" are those that have a spiritual eye, those that truly seek and are truly open. When they meet in the "clouds" they are not talking about clouds in the sky, but clouds of confusion and clouds of disbelief.
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#108 fidosim
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proving things that shouldn't need proving gets very frustrating Nibroc420
Some things don't need proving?
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[QUOTE="alexside1"][QUOTE="xaos"] Thessalonians 4:17, but the problem isn't context, its whether or not you choose to read it as allegory or a literal description. Same can be said of most of the Bible, actually.sonicare
Damn it xaos. Stop doing the work for Nibroc. It's more funner to see him keep dodging like that.

It takes 2 seconds to google. it. ;)

More than enough reason to laugh at his pathaticness.
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Nibroc you are the one makin the assertion that christians arent christians if they dont believe in the rapture. I strongly disagree as not all christians have the same beliefs. And the bible is a very loose document full of interpretation. If you are going to make the claim that the rapture is clearly spelled out -in no uncertain terms -in the bible, then the onus is on you for the proof. Christians cant even agree on exactly what hell is. I doubt they have concrete beliefs on the rapture.

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Hell isn't really described in the bible, Nor would us petty mortals be able to go there, and return fully able to write a book about our tales and what it looked like. Rapture however, is discussed several times within the bible. As for "bible is a very loose document full of interpretation", that's sort of the go-to answer isn't it? Sifting through the bible, picking and choosing what to listen to, and what to ignore. Anyone can do that and come out with any BS religion.
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[QUOTE="Nibroc420"] proving things that shouldn't need proving gets very frustrating fidosim
Some things don't need proving?

"Gravity is real" Do i need to provide proof to that statement? or is it well established enough that i can make that statement without people going "No it's not! PROVE IT" And IF someone were to actually ask me to prove it, why the f*** should i?
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[QUOTE="sonicare"]

Nibroc you are the one makin the assertion that christians arent christians if they dont believe in the rapture. I strongly disagree as not all christians have the same beliefs. And the bible is a very loose document full of interpretation. If you are going to make the claim that the rapture is clearly spelled out -in no uncertain terms -in the bible, then the onus is on you for the proof. Christians cant even agree on exactly what hell is. I doubt they have concrete beliefs on the rapture.

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Rapture however, is discussed several times within the bible.

No it's not. We've already established this. You're just looking even more sad now
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As for "bible is a very loose document full of interpretation", that's sort of the go-to answer isn't it? Sifting through the bible, picking and choosing what to listen to, and what to ignore. Anyone can do that and come out with any BS religion.Nibroc420

And this here ladies and gentleman, is why anti-theist are equally as ignorant and bad as your common fundamentalist.

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[QUOTE="Nibroc420"][QUOTE="sonicare"]

Nibroc you are the one makin the assertion that christians arent christians if they dont believe in the rapture. I strongly disagree as not all christians have the same beliefs. And the bible is a very loose document full of interpretation. If you are going to make the claim that the rapture is clearly spelled out -in no uncertain terms -in the bible, then the onus is on you for the proof. Christians cant even agree on exactly what hell is. I doubt they have concrete beliefs on the rapture.

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Rapture however, is discussed several times within the bible.

No it's not. We've already established this. You're just looking even more sad now

:roll: You're honestly saying the Bible doesn't mention Rapture? FFS, do Christians not even read the things they put their faith in?
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[QUOTE="Nibroc420"][QUOTE="Nuck81"][QUOTE="Nibroc420"]Rapture however, is discussed several times within the bible.

No it's not. We've already established this. You're just looking even more sad now

:roll: You're honestly saying the Bible doesn't mention Rapture? FFS, do Christians not even read the things they put their faith in?

Not directly no, as I said we've already established that in this thread. Not only are you foolish, but you can't pay attention either. BTW I'm not Christian
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[QUOTE="fidosim"][QUOTE="Nibroc420"] proving things that shouldn't need proving gets very frustrating Nibroc420
Some things don't need proving?

"Gravity is real" Do i need to provide proof to that statement? or is it well established enough that i can make that statement without people going "No it's not! PROVE IT" And IF someone were to actually ask me to prove it, why the f*** should i?

Easy, your making the claim thus the burden of proof is on you. It's not duty of the one hearing or reading the claim to prove the opposite. An theist making the claim "God exist" requires proof equally as an atheist (Or more accuracy anti-theist) making the claim "God doesn't exist"
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[QUOTE="Nibroc420"]

As for "bible is a very loose document full of interpretation", that's sort of the go-to answer isn't it? Sifting through the bible, picking and choosing what to listen to, and what to ignore. Anyone can do that and come out with any BS religion.alexside1

And this here ladies and gentleman, is why anti-theist are equally as ignorant and bad as your common fundamentalist.

I dont think you understand. The bible has roughly 2.000 pages of text (it will vary based on which version) Anyone, and i mean ANYONE can sift through those 2,000 pages, picking and choosing which stories they view as the "most important". Through doing this they can develop several different religions. However the bible isn't like those children's "choose your own adventure" books, where you flip from page 12 to page 60, then to page 35. It was written in sequence, telling a story. To twist this story is to twist it's meaning. Thus we get 2000 religions all from 1 book, because rather than reading it, and attempting to understand the story, they simply pick and choose.
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[QUOTE="Nuck81"][QUOTE="Nibroc420"][QUOTE="Nuck81"] No it's not. We've already established this. You're just looking even more sad now

:roll: You're honestly saying the Bible doesn't mention Rapture? FFS, do Christians not even read the things they put their faith in?

Not directly no, as I said we've already established that in this thread. Not only are you foolish, but you can't pay attention either. BTW I'm not Christian

Buh buh, YOUR A PESKY CHRISTAIN, BECAUSE YOU DON'T AGREE WITH HIM. How dare you show him a concept of "facts" when it doesn't agree with his anti-theist stance.
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[QUOTE="alexside1"][QUOTE="Nuck81"][QUOTE="Nibroc420"] :roll: You're honestly saying the Bible doesn't mention Rapture? FFS, do Christians not even read the things they put their faith in?

Not directly no, as I said we've already established that in this thread. Not only are you foolish, but you can't pay attention either. BTW I'm not Christian

Buh buh, YOUR A PESKY CHRISTAIN, BECAUSE YOU DON'T AGREE WITH HIM. How dare you show him a concept of "facts" when it doesn't agree with his anti-theist stance.

I have no "Anti-theist" stance. I simply disagree with the "choose your own adventure" style of bible reading that some "christians" do.
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[QUOTE="alexside1"][QUOTE="Nuck81"][QUOTE="Nibroc420"] :roll: You're honestly saying the Bible doesn't mention Rapture? FFS, do Christians not even read the things they put their faith in?

Not directly no, as I said we've already established that in this thread. Not only are you foolish, but you can't pay attention either. BTW I'm not Christian

Buh buh, YOUR A PESKY CHRISTAIN, BECAUSE YOU DON'T AGREE WITH HIM. How dare you show him a concept of "facts" when it doesn't agree with his anti-theist stance.

Yeah I'm ignoring him from now on. It's obvious he is just looking for reactions and replies. Nothing more to see from him
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[QUOTE="Nuck81"][QUOTE="alexside1"][QUOTE="Nuck81"]Not directly no, as I said we've already established that in this thread. Not only are you foolish, but you can't pay attention either. BTW I'm not Christian

Buh buh, YOUR A PESKY CHRISTAIN, BECAUSE YOU DON'T AGREE WITH HIM. How dare you show him a concept of "facts" when it doesn't agree with his anti-theist stance.

Yeah I'm ignoring him from now on. It's obvious he is just looking for reactions and replies. Nothing more to see from him

Ahh, is this you admitting you're wrong?
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[QUOTE="Nibroc420"][QUOTE="alexside1"]

[QUOTE="Nibroc420"]

As for "bible is a very loose document full of interpretation", that's sort of the go-to answer isn't it? Sifting through the bible, picking and choosing what to listen to, and what to ignore. Anyone can do that and come out with any BS religion.

And this here ladies and gentleman, is why anti-theist are equally as ignorant and bad as your common fundamentalist.

I dont think you understand. The bible has roughly 2.000 pages of text (it will vary based on which version) Anyone, and i mean ANYONE can sift through those 2,000 pages, picking and choosing which stories they view as the "most important". Through doing this they can develop several different religions. However the bible isn't like those children's "choose your own adventure" books, where you flip from page 12 to page 60, then to page 35. It was written in sequence, telling a story. To twist this story is to twist it's meaning. Thus we get 2000 religions all from 1 book, because rather than reading it, and attempting to understand the story, they simply pick and choose.

The bible is not a biology textbook. People dont simply pick and choose. There's probably a ton of thought that goes into why certain subgroups of religions form. The jewish people have scholars that constantly debate their religous texts. Same with christians. Same even with the US govt when they debate constitutional law. Comparing science to a subjective writing is an erroneous endeavor. Things arent simply spelled out in the bible. It's a 2000 year old book written by several authors. Who are you to say what it means exactly? I dont think anyone can. Do yourself a favor and google "the rapture". Look at what you find.
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[QUOTE="Nibroc420"][QUOTE="sonicare"] Dude, those little things you are whining about are the reason there are literally 5000 different sects of christianity. They dont all believe in the same things. Lutherans, protestantst, episcopalians, catholics, etc. all have different beliefs. Those books you refer to are open to tons of different interpretations and a lot of the "rules" of religion have not basis in the books, but rather by specific rules of each institution. LJS9502_basic

Those reforms occurred only after churches butchered the bible for their own benefit. Point being, if you're christian and don't follow the teachings of Christ, you're not christian. Twisting a God's words for your own benefit, or so you can feel slightly better about doing something you shouldn't (as said by your god) isn't exactly the best way to get into his good graces. God says X. People either listen to X, or dont, twisting what he says into something totally different is the same as not listening. If Jesus says there's going to be a rapture, and you believe he exists, yet say that there is no rapture, you're calling your own God a liar. Do you think he'd feel loved by that?

Where did Jesus say a Rapture would occur?

It seems fairly clear to me that Nibroc doesn't understand that the rapture is SPECIFICALLY the "retrieval" of all the good little boys and girls to heaven before the tribulations and 1000 years of sh!t. I know how you love to go on... really you must be genuinely insufferable in person... but would it have killed you to explain that point?

@Nibroc420: They're right you know, only a relatively small portion of Christians believe in a rapture, the rest believe that they'll be stuck on earth for the end of the world, but will be judged well, vs. cast into the void. Mind you, I think as you do... it's all crap, but that's the belief. The whole, "go directly to heaven, do not pass hell-on-earth" concept is largely Baptist and Evangelical. Much in the same way that Catholics have this... quaint... construction of ideas like transubstantiation... and child molestation... :P
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[QUOTE="ShadowMoses900"]

The rapture isn't anywhere in the bible,it was just made up by some churches and that's about it. Church doctrine does not equal Bible, kind of like the Catholics. Many of their views and teachings have NOTHING to do with the bible at all, like the pope being ableto talk to God or how the Catholic Church was started by Jesus.

Sorry but the pope is just a man and isn't in the bible, and Jesus didn't start any church. He was Jewish and went to synagouges, there was no church in his lifetime. None of that is in the bible, just like the rapture. I wish more people would actually read it and understand it...

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2.1 billion people can't be wrong bratwurst

Sure they can. What makes 2.1 billion people following a lie more right than 1 person who knows the truth?

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[QUOTE="alexside1"]

[QUOTE="Nibroc420"]

As for "bible is a very loose document full of interpretation", that's sort of the go-to answer isn't it? Sifting through the bible, picking and choosing what to listen to, and what to ignore. Anyone can do that and come out with any BS religion.Nibroc420

And this here ladies and gentleman, is why anti-theist are equally as ignorant and bad as your common fundamentalist.

I dont think you understand. The bible has roughly 2.000 pages of text (it will vary based on which version) Anyone, and i mean ANYONE can sift through those 2,000 pages, picking and choosing which stories they view as the "most important". Through doing this they can develop several different religions. However the bible isn't like those children's "choose your own adventure" books, where you flip from page 12 to page 60, then to page 35. It was written in sequence, telling a story. To twist this story is to twist it's meaning. Thus we get 2000 religions all from 1 book, because rather than reading it, and attempting to understand the story, they simply pick and choose.

Apparently the word "interpretation" doesn't fit your anti-theist views now does it? Heck you view "interpretation" as "picking a and choosing" which is not expected from your anti-theist views. Facts like these, pose a challenge towards your bigotry. That's why you keep resentfully dodging and keep making the ad infinite argumentum fallacies.
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#127 mindstorm
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Here is the short answer.

Why is it that I believe the rapture has not occurred? Because Jesus has not yet physically returned for all the world to see.

Here is the long answer.

Personally I do not hold to the same view that many American evangelicals hold regarding the rapture.

Basically, many Christians within the US hold to what is referred to as Dispensational Theology. This view of theology effects the way one interprets many of the events in Scripture and the events that will happen in the future regarding the nature of Christ's return. As a result, many who have this theological stance believe that Jesus will first have an invisible return to "rapture" his followers home as the earth is destroyed over a period of 7 years in which the Antichrist begins his reign on earth. At the end of this time of tribulation Christ finally makes his visible return.

I, however, in my rejection of Dispensational Theology and many of its conclusion have come to a different series of events. Basically, I believe Jesus will only return once. Yes, there is a period of tribulation but the "rapture" and Christ's visible return will happen at once.

Here is the popular view regarding the rapture: "rapture" of all believers, period of tribulation for 7 years, Christ's return along with the believers as they are raised from the dead, literal 1000 year reign of Christ, etc. etc.

Here is my view: After all across the world have come to hear of the message of Jesus Christ a period of great persecution will occur, Christ returns raising the dead of those who have believed in life and "rapturing" or recreating those who are still alive, and Christ defeats the Antichrist and all who follow him, etc. etc.

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#128 Chris_Williams
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i don't see rivers of blood.... so we're good for now

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[QUOTE="Nibroc420"][QUOTE="alexside1"]

And this here ladies and gentleman, is why anti-theist are equally as ignorant and bad as your common fundamentalist.

alexside1

I dont think you understand. The bible has roughly 2.000 pages of text (it will vary based on which version) Anyone, and i mean ANYONE can sift through those 2,000 pages, picking and choosing which stories they view as the "most important". Through doing this they can develop several different religions. However the bible isn't like those children's "choose your own adventure" books, where you flip from page 12 to page 60, then to page 35. It was written in sequence, telling a story. To twist this story is to twist it's meaning. Thus we get 2000 religions all from 1 book, because rather than reading it, and attempting to understand the story, they simply pick and choose.

Apparently the word "interpretation" doesn't fit your anti-theist views now does it? Heck you view "interpretation" as "picking a and choosing" which is not expected from your anti-theist views. Facts like these, pose a challenge towards your bigotry. That's why you keep resentfully dodging and keep making the ad infinite argumentum fallacies.

Interpretation is often based on picking and choosing what elements to take literally, and which to take as a particular kind of allegory or lesson. That each demonination largely believes they have the right interpretation... in fact that there is NO OTHER... doesn't do the whole mess any PR favors. In a very real way it's a matter of picking and choosing as a group, then sticking with those choices and forming a total package based on it. Internal consistancy within a sect is preserved, but if you compare all of the flavors of Christian out there, it's not JUST interpretation, there is literal buffet-type behaviour. I don't see how this supports any of Nibroc's points, but I also don't see how you can deny the practice.

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[QUOTE="Nibroc420"] The bible has roughly 2.000 pages of text (it will vary based on which version) Anyone, and i mean ANYONE can sift through those 2,000 pages, picking and choosing which stories they view as the "most important". Through doing this they can develop several different religions. However the bible isn't like those children's "choose your own adventure" books, where you flip from page 12 to page 60, then to page 35. It was written in sequence, telling a story. To twist this story is to twist it's meaning. Thus we get 2000 religions all from 1 book, because rather than reading it, and attempting to understand the story, they simply pick and choose.

Technically speaking you can. Take for example 1 Corinthians 15:3a which states, "For I delivered to you as of first importance what I also received." In other words, what the rest of the text says is of absolute importance. There are many other such examples from the text as well.
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Here is the short answer.

Why is it that I believe the rapture has not occurred? Because Jesus has not yet physically returned for all the world to see.

Here is the long answer.

Personally I do not hold to the same view that many American evangelicals hold regarding the rapture.

Basically, many Christians within the US hold to what is referred to as Dispensational Theology. This view of theology effects the way one interprets many of the events in Scripture and the events that will happen in the future regarding the nature of Christ's return. As a result, many who have this theological stance believe that Jesus will first have an invisible return to "rapture" his followers home as the earth is destroyed over a period of 7 years in which the Antichrist begins his reign on earth. At the end of this time of tribulation Christ finally makes his visible return.

I, however, in my rejection of Dispensational Theology and many of its conclusion have come to a different series of events. Basically, I believe Jesus will only return once. Yes, there is a period of tribulation but the "rapture" and Christ's visible return will happen at once.

Here is the popular view regarding the rapture: "rapture" of all believers, period of tribulation for 7 years, Christ's return along with the believers as they are raised from the dead, literal 1000 year reign of Christ, etc. etc.

Here is my view: After all across the world have come to hear of the message of Jesus Christ a period of great persecution will occur, Christ returns raising the dead of those who have believed in life and "rapturing" or recreating those who are still alive, and Christ defeats the Antichrist and all who follow him, etc. etc.

mindstorm

Please forgive me for saying so, but it seems like a lot of theatrics for an end-game played by an omnipotent and omniscient being.

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Please forgive me for saying so, but it seems like a lot of theatrics for an end-game played by an omnipotent and omniscient being.

Frame_Dragger

In many ways that is kind of the point. When God shows himself in all his glory and power there will be far more than theatrics.

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[QUOTE="Frame_Dragger"]Please forgive me for saying so, but it seems like a lot of theatrics for an end-game played by an omnipotent and omniscient being.

mindstorm

In many ways that is kind of the point. When God shows himself in all his glory and power there will be far more than theatrics.

Will there be popcorn?

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[QUOTE="mindstorm"]

[QUOTE="Frame_Dragger"]Please forgive me for saying so, but it seems like a lot of theatrics for an end-game played by an omnipotent and omniscient being.

In many ways that is kind of the point. When God shows himself in all his glory and power there will be far more than theatrics.

Why the whole antichrist business, the tribulation and the rest? You're talking about a being that could presumably appear to everyone at once, in an utterly convincing fashion. Anyone who still rejected at that point wouldn't be simply misled, but actively turning away.
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[QUOTE="Nibroc420"][QUOTE="alexside1"]

And this here ladies and gentleman, is why anti-theist are equally as ignorant and bad as your common fundamentalist.

alexside1

I dont think you understand. The bible has roughly 2.000 pages of text (it will vary based on which version) Anyone, and i mean ANYONE can sift through those 2,000 pages, picking and choosing which stories they view as the "most important". Through doing this they can develop several different religions. However the bible isn't like those children's "choose your own adventure" books, where you flip from page 12 to page 60, then to page 35. It was written in sequence, telling a story. To twist this story is to twist it's meaning. Thus we get 2000 religions all from 1 book, because rather than reading it, and attempting to understand the story, they simply pick and choose.

Apparently the word "interpretation" doesn't fit your anti-theist views now does it? Heck you view "interpretation" as "picking a and choosing" which is not expected from your anti-theist views. Facts like these, pose a challenge towards your bigotry. That's why you keep resentfully dodging and keep making the ad infinite argumentum fallacies.

"Facts"
That's a word you don't hear often from religious folk.

Regardless, I don't think you understand the problem with having books open to such "interpretation" The minute something in the bible could be proven wrong, it no longer becomes important, and turns into something that has both no meaning (thus it cannot be proven wrong) but also has every meaning (aka: open to interpretation.)

Things like "He covers the heavens with clouds, provides rain for the earth, and makes the grass grow in mountain pastures." Oh? We've seen above the clouds now? There's no heaven up there? It must be a Metaphor :roll: Once you claim everything "open to interpretation", it cannot be proven wrong, there's no definitive meaning behind the text.

This "Choose your own meaning" styIe means the bible can never be "wrong", yet cannot be "right", while also being the only proof to support the thing the religion believes in.

X proves Y.
Y proves X.
Yet without defining either X or Y, no-one can prove you wrong -.-

Gotta love religious "logic"

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Here is my view: After all across the world have come to hear of the message of Jesus Christ a period of great persecution will occur, Christ returns raising the dead of those who have believed in life and "rapturing" or recreating those who are still alive, and Christ defeats the Antichrist and all who follow him, etc. etc.

mindstorm

You can't reincarnate something that is already dead. It's scientifically impossible.

Jesus won't return riding a cloud from the sky. That's taking symbolic scripture and applying it literally Jesus said he would return as he began. Which was a man, born of a woman

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#137 Nibroc420
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[QUOTE="mindstorm"]Here is my view: After all across the world have come to hear of the message of Jesus Christ a period of great persecution will occur, Christ returns raising the dead of those who have believed in life and "rapturing" or recreating those who are still alive, and Christ defeats the Antichrist and all who follow him, etc. etc.

Nuck81

You can't raise something that is already returned. Jesus won't return riding a cloud from the sky. That's taking symbolic scripture and applying it literally Jesus said he would return as he began. Which was a man, born of a woman

Who defines what is symbolic, and what it literal? You? Him?

Maybe it was literal, and not Symbolic, but wait, that would mean that he's right!
Good thing both of you will never know, and you can both be right :roll:

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[QUOTE="alexside1"][QUOTE="Nibroc420"] I dont think you understand. The bible has roughly 2.000 pages of text (it will vary based on which version) Anyone, and i mean ANYONE can sift through those 2,000 pages, picking and choosing which stories they view as the "most important". Through doing this they can develop several different religions. However the bible isn't like those children's "choose your own adventure" books, where you flip from page 12 to page 60, then to page 35. It was written in sequence, telling a story. To twist this story is to twist it's meaning. Thus we get 2000 religions all from 1 book, because rather than reading it, and attempting to understand the story, they simply pick and choose.Nibroc420

Apparently the word "interpretation" doesn't fit your anti-theist views now does it? Heck you view "interpretation" as "picking a and choosing" which is not expected from your anti-theist views. Facts like these, pose a challenge towards your bigotry. That's why you keep resentfully dodging and keep making the ad infinite argumentum fallacies.

"Facts"
That's a word you don't hear often from religious folk.

Regardless, I don't think you understand the problem with having books open to such "interpretation" The minute something in the bible could be proven wrong, it no longer becomes important, and turns into something that has both no meaning (thus it cannot be proven wrong) but also has every meaning (aka: open to interpretation.)

Things like "He covers the heavens with clouds, provides rain for the earth, and makes the grass grow in mountain pastures." Oh? We've seen above the clouds now? There's no heaven up there? It must be a Metaphor :roll: Once you claim everything "open to interpretation", it cannot be proven wrong, there's no definitive meaning behind the text.

This "Choose your own meaning" styIe means the bible can never be "wrong", yet cannot be "right", while also being the only proof to support the thing the religion believes in.

X proves Y.
Y proves X.
Yet without defining either X or Y, no-one can prove you wrong -.-

Gotta love religious "logic"

The writing was not intended to be taken as a literal textbook, but whether as a book describing the wonders of God. And, yes, it is a methophor, just as much of the text was written poetically.

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[QUOTE="mindstorm"]Here is my view: After all across the world have come to hear of the message of Jesus Christ a period of great persecution will occur, Christ returns raising the dead of those who have believed in life and "rapturing" or recreating those who are still alive, and Christ defeats the Antichrist and all who follow him, etc. etc.

Nuck81

You can't raise something that is already returned. Jesus won't return riding a cloud from the sky. That's taking symbolic scripture and applying it literally Jesus said he would return as he began. Which was a man, born of a woman

The text of Acts 1:11 that he would return as he was leaving, "Men of Galilee, why do you stand looking into heaven? This Jesus, who was taken up from you into heaven, will come in the same way as you saw him go into heaven." This statement is said within the book of Acts, a historical book with theological themes. As such, it features literal historical events that literally happened categorized in a way that explains theological truth. In other words, the genre of the text of Acts and the nature of the context argues against the idea that Jesus will not return as he left. Also of note, if a small prophecy comes true then this gives greater probability that a larger prophecy will also come true. Just before Acts 1:11 Jesus makes a promise that the Holy Spirit would come down to them. In the next chapter that very thing happens. Would not also the prophecy of Jesus' return also occur given the context?
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Since you are the expert, what is the interpretation that christians should have of it?

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i don't see rivers of blood.... so we're good for now

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[QUOTE="Chris_Williams"]

i don't see rivers of blood.... so we're good for now

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Since you are the expert, what is the interpretation that christians should have of it?

sonicare
I'm not an expert, and have never claimed to be. However I'm sure everyone can admit that having a book that could be 100% metaphors and taking it as fact is a bit stupid.
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#144 mindstorm
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Since you are the expert, what is the interpretation that christians should have of it?

sonicare

That the details of the order does not matter. For example, here are three popular views (not an extensive list):

trib

These differences are not things that we should fight over as Christians and none of the above views are essential to salvation. Then, as you ask, what is essential?

Let me do so by telling you the story of the Bible itself: God created a good world, man sinned and brought evil into what was a good creation, God promiced that he would provide a redemption for his people, Christ is the one who brings that redemption, and Christ will one day bring about both a restoration and a judgment. This is what is essential, that through Jesus God will make what has been broken.

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Let me do so by telling you the story of the Bible itself: God created a good world, man sinned and brought evil into what was a good creation, God promiced that he would provide a redemption for his people, Christ is the one who brings that redemption, and Christ will one day bring about both a restoration and a judgment. This is what is essential, that through Jesus God will make what has been broken.

mindstorm

This whole thing is a metaphor, you should stop taking symbolic scripture literally.

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[QUOTE="mindstorm"]

Let me do so by telling you the story of the Bible itself: God created a good world, man sinned and brought evil into what was a good creation, God promiced that he would provide a redemption for his people, Christ is the one who brings that redemption, and Christ will one day bring about both a restoration and a judgment. This is what is essential, that through Jesus God will make what has been broken.

Nibroc420

This whole thing is a metaphor, you should stop taking symbolic scripture literally.

A few posts up, did you not say "Who defines what is symbolic, and what it literal? You? Him?".

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[QUOTE="mindstorm"]

Let me do so by telling you the story of the Bible itself: God created a good world, man sinned and brought evil into what was a good creation, God promiced that he would provide a redemption for his people, Christ is the one who brings that redemption, and Christ will one day bring about both a restoration and a judgment. This is what is essential, that through Jesus God will make what has been broken.

Nibroc420

This whole thing is a metaphor, you should stop taking symbolic scripture literally.

I take a literal approach to certain things in Scripture when the text itself approaches those things as literal. Take for example 1 Corinthians 15:12-14, "Now if Christ is proclaimed as raised from the dead, how can some of you say that there is no resurrection of the dead? But if there is no resurrection of the dead, then not even Christ has been raised. And if Christ has not been raised, then our preaching is in vain and your faith is in vain." How is it even possible to interpret such a passage as figurative?
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[QUOTE="Nuck81"]

[QUOTE="mindstorm"]Here is my view: After all across the world have come to hear of the message of Jesus Christ a period of great persecution will occur, Christ returns raising the dead of those who have believed in life and "rapturing" or recreating those who are still alive, and Christ defeats the Antichrist and all who follow him, etc. etc.

mindstorm

You can't raise something that is already returned. Jesus won't return riding a cloud from the sky. That's taking symbolic scripture and applying it literally Jesus said he would return as he began. Which was a man, born of a woman

The text of Acts 1:11 that he would return as he was leaving, "Men of Galilee, why do you stand looking into heaven? This Jesus, who was taken up from you into heaven, will come in the same way as you saw him go into heaven." This statement is said within the book of Acts, a historical book with theological themes. As such, it features literal historical events that literally happened categorized in a way that explains theological truth. In other words, the genre of the text of Acts and the nature of the context argues against the idea that Jesus will not return as he left. Also of note, if a small prophecy comes true then this gives greater probability that a larger prophecy will also come true. Just before Acts 1:11 Jesus makes a promise that the Holy Spirit would come down to them. In the next chapter that very thing happens. Would not also the prophecy of Jesus' return also occur given the context?

Good one. I currently have no reply for you. Let me do some reading and research and I will get back with you by later tonight or tomorrow... If the thread is dead I may just PM you if that's ok...
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[QUOTE="THE_DRUGGIE"]

[QUOTE="Chris_Williams"]

i don't see rivers of blood.... so we're good for now

Frame_Dragger

Then we must gather all the used tampons in New York and squeeze them into the Mississippi!

How are we ever going to start the apocalypse with that kind of attitude?

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[QUOTE="Nibroc420"]

[QUOTE="mindstorm"]

Let me do so by telling you the story of the Bible itself: God created a good world, man sinned and brought evil into what was a good creation, God promiced that he would provide a redemption for his people, Christ is the one who brings that redemption, and Christ will one day bring about both a restoration and a judgment. This is what is essential, that through Jesus God will make what has been broken.

mindstorm

This whole thing is a metaphor, you should stop taking symbolic scripture literally.

I take a literal approach to certain things in Scripture when the text itself approaches those things as literal. Take for example 1 Corinthians 15:12-14, "Now if Christ is proclaimed as raised from the dead, how can some of you say that there is no resurrection of the dead? But if there is no resurrection of the dead, then not even Christ has been raised. And if Christ has not been raised, then our preaching is in vain and your faith is in vain." How is it even possible to interpret such a passage as figurative?

The Jews of Jesus time, and even today rejected him as the Messiah due to Jesus not directly fulfilling the Prophecy of the Messiah in a literal sense. Jesus later himself proved how he did fulfill prophecy but in a symbolic sense. What evidence is there that his return should be taken literally and not symbolic as has already been fulfilled?