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Heres one:

A man is riding an elevator when it stops. The man says "Oh my God, my Mother is dead!" Why??

[QUOTE="braindead_hero"]There is a bungalow in which everything is painted blue. Blue door, blue walls, blue windows, blue tables, blue chairs, blue plates ect. What colour are the stairs?ff7fan2

That's what I was thinking lol.

There is a bungalow in which everything is painted blue. Blue door, blue walls, blue windows, blue tables, blue chairs, blue plates ect. What colour are the stairs?braindead_hero

they don't exist as it's a bungelow unless they're those stairs that go up to the attic and come out of the ceiling as ift can still be classed as a bungelow then they are blue

[QUOTE="braindead_hero"]There is a bungalow in which everything is painted blue. Blue door, blue walls, blue windows, blue tables, blue chairs, blue plates ect. What colour are the stairs?ff7fan2

Well done, bungalows don't have stairs

[QUOTE="harashawn"]

I have one:

There is a room with a table and two chairs, fifty three bycicles, two people, one of them is dead. What happened?

senses_fail_06

I beat you to it, you lose.

Heres one:

A man is riding an elevator when it stops. The man says "Oh my God, my Mother is dead!" Why??

harashawn

His mom was on life support in the same building, electricity went out and stopped the elevator as well as life support machine. Momma dies.

I got one:

A man is stuck in a box with only a mirror and a table (no doors or windows.) How does he get out?

BuryMe

Wow i've heard this one too many times.

Look in the mirror, see what you saw, take the saw, cut the table in half, two halves make a whole, jump through the hole.

Heres one:

A man is riding an elevator when it stops. The man says "Oh my God, my Mother is dead!" Why??

harashawn

.... i didn't think you rode an elavator

Anyway, it's like that movie with the bomb strapped to the bus and to stop it exploading he has to keep it above a ertain speed. There was a small pack of C4 attached to his mother and it was linked to the motor of the elavator, the elevator stopped so itignited the explosives and so killed his mum.

Two men are sitting in a cabin facing a mountain when they die. Why/how did they die?mikeg0788

averlanche or volcan, too many possibilities

[QUOTE="harashawn"]

Heres one:

A man is riding an elevator when it stops. The man says "Oh my God, my Mother is dead!" Why??

mikeg0788

His mom was on life support in the same building, electricity went out and stopped the elevator as well as life support machine. Momma dies.

but there are backup generators for them

[QUOTE="mikeg0788"]Two men are sitting in a cabin facing a mountain when they die. Why/how did they die?markop2003

averlanche or volcan, too many possibilities

I figured this one wouldn't translate well over the internet. It works better in person where you can ask questions.

[QUOTE="mikeg0788"][QUOTE="harashawn"]

Heres one:

A man is riding an elevator when it stops. The man says "Oh my God, my Mother is dead!" Why??

markop2003

His mom was on life support in the same building, electricity went out and stopped the elevator as well as life support machine. Momma dies.

but there are backup generators for them

Thats the answer, trust me.

3. The rope isn't tied to anything so it just drags along the floormarkop2003

What floor?

[QUOTE="mikeg0788"][QUOTE="harashawn"]

Heres one:

A man is riding an elevator when it stops. The man says "Oh my God, my Mother is dead!" Why??

markop2003

His mom was on life support in the same building, electricity went out and stopped the elevator as well as life support machine. Momma dies.

but there are backup generators for them

I detest people like you.

*looks down nose*

1. 59

2. February every four years.

3. The horse is at least ten feet long from tail to head.

[QUOTE="harashawn"]

Heres one:

A man is riding an elevator when it stops. The man says "Oh my God, my Mother is dead!" Why??

markop2003

.... i didn't think you rode an elavator

Anyway, it's like that movie with the bomb strapped to the bus and to stop it exploading he has to keep it above a ertain speed. There was a small pack of C4 attached to his mother and it was linked to the motor of the elavator, the elevator stopped so itignited the explosives and so killed his mum.

good theory but no. mikeg0788 got it already.

[QUOTE="markop2003"]

[QUOTE="mikeg0788"]Two men are sitting in a cabin facing a mountain when they die. Why/how did they die?mikeg0788

averlanche or volcan, too many possibilities

I figured this one wouldn't translate well over the internet. It works better in person where you can ask questions.

What's the answer?

[QUOTE="markop2003"][QUOTE="mikeg0788"][QUOTE="harashawn"]

Heres one:

A man is riding an elevator when it stops. The man says "Oh my God, my Mother is dead!" Why??

bradleybhoy

His mom was on life support in the same building, electricity went out and stopped the elevator as well as life support machine. Momma dies.

but there are backup generators for them

I detest people like you.

*looks down nose*

Oh snap, was i trolled earlier?

[QUOTE="mikeg0788"][QUOTE="markop2003"]

[QUOTE="mikeg0788"]Two men are sitting in a cabin facing a mountain when they die. Why/how did they die?Half-Life_man

averlanche or volcan, too many possibilities

I figured this one wouldn't translate well over the internet. It works better in person where you can ask questions.

What's the answer?

They were in an airplane cabin, facing a mountain. Then they crash.

[QUOTE="BuryMe"]

I got one:

A man is stuck in a box with only a mirror and a table (no doors or windows.) How does he get out?

Grape-Soda

open the box? please tell me