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#1 eno_crux
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Well guys this basically simple post a good joke it can be basically any kind of joke just make ot laugh :)

What do you call a Pirate that goes to jail?

Prison Booty :P

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What do you call a pastry pilferer? A pie-rate.
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What's wobbly and flies?

A jellycopter.

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What's the capital of Wyoming?

W

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What's brown and sticky?

A stick

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Here's a long one. A man named Nathan is tasked with filming all the types of dances in the world, The samba. The Jerk, all of them. They will turn this into a documentary. So after a good 3 years, the man and his crew of 8 people, Dave,Daniel,Jessica,Erick,John,Mort,Blake, and Richard, have finally filmed all the dances in the world. They go to celebrate at the local Pub. They tell the bartender what they have accomplished. The bartender laughs at them. "Why are you laughing" says Nathan "You think you've filmed all the dances in the world, what about the Butcher dance?" "The butcher dance?" "The Butcher dance is performed by an African tribe named Kikilowo's. They do the dance once a year to please the gods" So Nathan and the crew set to Africa and learn that the Kikilowo's are located on the top of the biggest mountain They climb up the mountain. During this Jon falls of the Mountain and is killed. The crew, saddened, continues upwards. After a while they finally reach the top, And out of nowhere Blake is killed by a random spear. The Kikilowos's appear, asking what they are doing there. Nathan tells them about the Butcher dance, and tells them that they just did it. "Can you do it again for us" "NO! The Butcher Dance is only to be performed once a year, or else it will displease the gods. The Crew decides to stay with the Kikilowos and wait it out a year, as they believe the documentary will go down as the greatest of all time if they get this information. However, Jessica becomes ill and dies after 4 months. 3 months later, The Kikilowos are attacked by the Jaklonos, the Enemy tribe. Althugh they defeat them, the KikiLowo's suffer many deaths among their tribe. Erick ,Mort and Richard are killed during the attack. Daniel decides to leave, stating it's not worth it. Finally, after a whole year, the Kikilowos decide to do the Butcher Dance. However, the head of the Kikilowos tells Nathan that a sacrifice must be made in order to perform the dance. David volunteers, and Nathan is forced to kill him, leaving him horrified. Nathan gets his camera out, and get's ready to perform the butcher dance. "Here it is Nathan, the crown to your documentary, the butcher Dance!" "Get ready all might GODS! 3.... 2......1.... You butcher right hand in, you butcher right hand out..."
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