Condoms (Please be Mature)

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#1 --MURS--
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I need to find a bigger brand...even the biggest trojans I can find are too small for me, is there anywhere you can order bigger ones on line? they fit great on the shaft but it is way too tight around my ball sack and it squeezes my balls which is very uncomfortable.

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#2 clock_of_omens
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wow...anyway
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#3 MotherSuperior
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Just use goats intestines.
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#4 rosesforever89
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:lol::lol::lol::lol:

I love how people always come to GS for answers to questions like this:lol:

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#5 deactivated-5a79221380856
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Try Google. I heard it has a huge bandwidth.
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#6 thriteenthmonke
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Wow
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#8 Pittfan666
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Make better attempts at creating suicide topics. Anyway enjoy your suspension or whatever the mods cook up for you.
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#9 ayanami_rei
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Uh...:lol: Wow. No one needs to know that about you. Good job on trying to impress people on the internet, especially gaming forum.
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#10 mlbslugger86
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jesus...this isn't really a topic for OT...we make a joke out of everything...well except religious threads
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#11 dsman418
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I need to find a bigger brand...even the biggest trojans I can find are too small for me, is there anywhere you can order bigger ones on line? they fit great on the shaft but it is way too tight around my ball sack and it squeezes my balls which is very uncomfortable.

--MURS--
ok im going to be the mature one here. i have the same problem try here:http://www.ripnroll.com/Large.htm
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jesus...this isn't really a topic for OT...we make a joke out of everything...well except religious threadsmlbslugger86

No, I'm pretty sure those are a joke as well.

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#13 greatmax1
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I need to find a bigger brand...even the biggest trojans I can find are too small for me, is there anywhere you can order bigger ones on line? they fit great on the shaft but it is way too tight around my ball sack and it squeezes my balls which is very uncomfortable.

--MURS--
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#14 Tolwan
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:lol: at the fact that he doesnt know how to use a condom. It's not a shield or anything, your using it to cover more than it was made for..
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#15 Darth_Tyrev
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Give that a shot...


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#16 icemountainb
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I didn't know they had condoms that fit around your sack, how long have those been around?
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#17 danzoid_101
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Where is Gabu Ex, he's usually the first on the scene...
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#18 Darth_Tyrev
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I didn't know they had condoms that fit around your sack, how long have those been around?icemountainb

You gotta protect your balls from AIDS... especially Super AIDS.

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#19 a-c-slater
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When he said he was putting it on his sack, I thought I had been doing it wrong all these years.
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#20 Red_Trigger
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:lol::lol::lol::lol:

I love how people always come to GS for answers to questions like this:lol:

rosesforever89

Anyway, half the users nver had to confront this situation LOLZ all over the place!

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#21 helium_flash
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OMG :lol::lol:

When worst comes to worst, just find a balloon and rub it with KY Jelly when you put it on. I have a hard time believing Magnums aren't big enough for you though.

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#22 EVOLV3
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You put the condom on your balls....dude wtf?
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#23 Blood-Scribe
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they fit great on the shaft but it is way too tight around my ball sack and it squeezes my balls which is very uncomfortable.

--MURS--

What. The. Christ.

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#24 Bauers-Twin
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lol @ every response so far. I like the first guy, just wow.
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#25 the1stfandb
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Your balls..:|

Keep up the good work you are a hero.;)

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#27 esb1118
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You put the condom on your balls....dude wtf?EVOLV3
Isn't that what you're supposed to do? I'd think it would stop the semen flow
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#28 Blood-Scribe
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[QUOTE="EVOLV3"]You put the condom on your balls....dude wtf?esb1118
Isn't that what you're supposed to do? I'd think it would stop the semen flow

No no no, you've got it all wrong. You're supposed to suffocate your nutsack by tying it off with a rubberband.

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[QUOTE="EVOLV3"]You put the condom on your balls....dude wtf?esb1118
Isn't that what you're supposed to do? I'd think it would stop the semen flow

No, no, no. What it does is prevents blood from getting there, denying it much needed O2. But this results in a very, very pleasurable, and intense, climax. It's sort of like autoerotic asphyxiation for your sack.
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#30 ChowsSN
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pills ftw
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#31 Bauers-Twin
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[QUOTE="esb1118"][QUOTE="EVOLV3"]You put the condom on your balls....dude wtf?Blood-Scribe

Isn't that what you're supposed to do? I'd think it would stop the semen flow

No no no, you've got it all wrong. You're supposed to suffocate your nutsack by tying it off with a rubberband.

Finally someone who rolls my way

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#32 helium_flash
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[QUOTE="esb1118"][QUOTE="EVOLV3"]You put the condom on your balls....dude wtf?elblanquito_81
Isn't that what you're supposed to do? I'd think it would stop the semen flow

No, no, no. What it does is prevents blood from getting there, denying it much needed O2. But this results in a very, very pleasurable, and intense, climax. It's sort of like autoerotic asphyxiation for your sack.

Waaaaait.... seriously :shock::shock:!1!
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#33 AnotherKill
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Reminds me of 40 year old virgin:

"Over the sack...?"

It's the scene when he can't put the condoms on.

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#34 nickyb628
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I was already to suggest Magnums...and then I kept reading.
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#35 danzoid_101
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Why isn't this locked yet?
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#36 EVOLV3
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[QUOTE="EVOLV3"]You put the condom on your balls....dude wtf?esb1118
Isn't that what you're supposed to do? I'd think it would stop the semen flow



No, what your supposed to do is cut it open to the semen goes out there.
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#37 pyr0_d3th
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Why isn't this locked yet? danzoid_101
it dosent violate the rules

sexual threads are aloud as long as thay stay mature

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#38 danzoid_101
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[QUOTE="danzoid_101"]Why isn't this locked yet? pyr0_d3th

it dosent violate the rules

sexual threads are aloud as long as thay stay mature

Well then that explains it

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#39 MgamerBD
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Wow...wow really. Are u trying to impress people or somethin. Not cool man, not cool.
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#40 aaronmullan
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And you asked US to be mature?
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#41 aaron6808
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liar

use a rubber glove

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#42 elblanquito_81
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[QUOTE="pyr0_d3th"]

[QUOTE="danzoid_101"]Why isn't this locked yet? danzoid_101

it dosent violate the rules

sexual threads are aloud as long as thay stay mature

Well then that explains it

Nah, it just means a mod isn't around or hasn't seen this yet. This has been a joke topic since the beginning as evidenced by the TC's abscence.