If a conservative doesn?t like guns, they don?t buy one. Since a liberal doesn?t like guns, then no one should have one.If a conservative is a vegetarian, they don?t eat meat. If a liberal is, they want to ban all meat products for everyone.If a conservative sees a foreign threat, he thinks about how to defeat his enemy. A liberal wonders how to surrender gracefully and still look good.If a conservative is homosexual, they quietly enjoy their life. When a liberal is homosexual, they loudly demand legislated respect.If a black man or Hispanic is conservative, they see themselves as independently successful. Their liberal counterparts see themselves as victims in need of government protection.If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation. A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him..If a conservative doesn?t like a talk show host, he switches channels. Liberals demand that those they don?t like be taken off the air.If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn?t go to church. When a liberal is a non-believer, he wants all churches to be silenced.If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.. When a liberal decides he needs health care, he demands that his neighbors pay for his.
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