Corrupt a Wish

you know how it goes, i make a wish and next poster grants it but makes it bad =o

I wish i had big feet;)

Granted, but they don't have any toes

I wish I had a million dollars

you know how it goes, i make a wish and next poster grants it but makes it bad =o

I wish i had big feet;)

Medicman_G

Granted. You now are unable to walk without tripping over them.

I wish I had a banana.

Granted but you get herpies and die.

I wish i had sexy time

Granted. You now are unable to walk without tripping over them.

I wish I had a banana.

JustPlainLucas

Congratualtions! Your wife just gave birth to a beautiful banana!

I wish I could talk to animals...

granted, but none of them like you,

i was i was crippled

[QUOTE="JustPlainLucas"]

Granted. You now are unable to walk without tripping over them.

I wish I had a banana.

CheddarLimbo

Congratualtions! Your wife just gave birth to a beautiful banana!

I wish I could talk to animals...

Granted, but animals eat you....

I wish for teh space goat.

[QUOTE="JustPlainLucas"]

Granted. You now are unable to walk without tripping over them.

I wish I had a banana.

CheddarLimbo

Congratualtions! Your wife just gave birth to a beautiful banana!

I wish I could talk to animals...

iwishimthemostintelligentmanontheearth

Granted but you get herpies and die.

I wish i had sexy time

Darren50000

Granted, with AIDS infected Nairobi from Uganda,

I wish I had black hair

Granted, but they don't have any toes

I wish I had a million dollars

dsmaniacman

Granted. But it's Monolpoly money. :lol:

I wish my 360 wasnt brokenMM555

granted but chickens take over you house and strap u to chair not allowing you to play

i wish i had a new computer

[QUOTE="MM555"]I wish my 360 wasnt brokenninjutsuwarrior

granted but chickens take over you house and strap u to chair not allowing you to play

i wish i had a new computer

Granted, but ROOSTERS come to your house and steal it.

I wish just plain lucas would visit this thread...again

I wish to achieve total victory.luccaface

Granted, but the your head explodes from trying to achieve victory over yourself.

I wish I could breakdance.

[QUOTE="ninjutsuwarrior"]

granted but chickens take over you house and strap u to chair not allowing you to play

i wish i had a new computer

luccaface

I wish to achieve total victory.

[QUOTE="luccaface"]I wish to achieve total victory.Sajo7

Granted, but the your head explodes from trying to achieve victory over yourself.

I wish I could breakdance.

I wish I had a good job.

Granted, but the your head explodes from trying to achieve victory over yourself.

I wish I could breakdance.

Sajo7

Granted but you broke your limbs.

I wish I had a jetpack.

[QUOTE="Darren50000"]

Granted but you get herpies and die.

I wish i had sexy time

jointed

Granted, with AIDS infected Nairobi from Uganda,

I wish I had black hair

Granted, but it all falls out.

I wish I had a pony.

granted, you dance and break your hip bone

i wish i had an endless bottle of mt dew

granted, you dance and break your hip bone

i wish i had an endless bottle of mt dew

Medicman_G

Granted, but it tips over and you drown.

[QUOTE="Sajo7"]

Granted, but the your head explodes from trying to achieve victory over yourself.

I wish I could breakdance.

qetuo6

Granted but you broke your limbs.

I wish I had a jetpack.

Granted but it stops working in midair.

I wish I was in a band.

granted, you dance and break your hip bone

i wish i had an endless bottle of mt dew

Medicman_G

granted, you dance and break your hip bone

i wish i had an endless bottle of mt dew

Medicman_G

Granted but in return you must pleasure a horny homeless bum.

[QUOTE="qetuo6"][QUOTE="Sajo7"]

Granted, but the your head explodes from trying to achieve victory over yourself.

I wish I could breakdance.

Peguin_of_DOOM

Granted but you broke your limbs.

I wish I had a jetpack.

Granted but it stops working in midair.

I wish I was in a band.

granted, but you guys aren't any good.

I wish that I didn't make this wish

[QUOTE="qetuo6"][QUOTE="Sajo7"]

Granted, but the your head explodes from trying to achieve victory over yourself.

I wish I could breakdance.

Peguin_of_DOOM

Granted but you broke your limbs.

I wish I had a jetpack.

Granted but it stops working in midair.

I wish I was in a band.

I wish I had a new watch.

granted, but you guys aren't any good.

I wish that I didn't make this wish

bulletsword

Not granted, OT beats you up for regretting wishes.

granted, but you guys aren't any good.

I wish that I didn't make this wish

bulletsword

Granted.

I wish i had a little fairy to follow me around.

I wish I had a new watch.

Granted but it's painted on.

I wish I was God.

i wish i had a kitten that ate food, didnt scratch me, and never diedMedicman_G

i wish i had a kitten that ate food, didnt scratch me, and never diedMedicman_G

Granted, but you are the food.

I wish lemons could talk.

[QUOTE="bulletsword"]

granted, but you guys aren't any good.

I wish that I didn't make this wish

Peguin_of_DOOM

Granted.

I wish i had a little fairy to follow me around.

Granted but it keeps saying "Hey! Listen!!"

[QUOTE="Medicman_G"]i wish i had a kitten that ate food, didnt scratch me, and never diedSalvy41

Granted, but you are the food.

I wish lemons could talk.

Granted, but they also bite human flesh

[QUOTE="Peguin_of_DOOM"][QUOTE="qetuo6"][QUOTE="Sajo7"]

Granted, but the your head explodes from trying to achieve victory over yourself.

I wish I could breakdance.

Elraptor

Granted but you broke your limbs.

I wish I had a jetpack.

Granted but it stops working in midair.

I wish I was in a band.

I wish I had a new watch.

The watch is broken

[QUOTE="Medicman_G"]i wish i had a kitten that ate food, didnt scratch me, and never diedSalvy41

Granted, but you are the food.

I wish lemons could talk.

Granted. they are talking. Just not to you.

I wish cars could fly...

[QUOTE="Salvy41"]

[QUOTE="Medicman_G"]i wish i had a kitten that ate food, didnt scratch me, and never diedXanderKage

Granted, but you are the food.

I wish lemons could talk.

Granted. they are talking. Just not to you.

I wish cars could fly...

I wish I had a giant meat eating sloth.tzar3

Granted but it's too lazy to eat.

I wish nobody would corrupt my wish.

[QUOTE="Salvy41"]

[QUOTE="Medicman_G"]i wish i had a kitten that ate food, didnt scratch me, and never diedXanderKage

Granted, but you are the food.

I wish lemons could talk.

Granted. they are talking. Just not to you.

I wish cars could fly...

Granted, but they do it of their own accord and cause thousands of deaths.

I wish all your base are belong to us.

I wish cars could fly...XanderKage

Granted, people can't drive with 3 dimension to worry about, and all crash into you.

EDIT: I wish I had sword-hands.

[QUOTE="XanderKage"][QUOTE="Salvy41"]

[QUOTE="Medicman_G"]i wish i had a kitten that ate food, didnt scratch me, and never diedSalvy41

Granted, but you are the food.

I wish lemons could talk.

Granted. they are talking. Just not to you.

I wish cars could fly...

Granted, but they do it of their own accord and cause thousands of deaths.

I wish all your base are belong to us.

The grammer police come and kill you.

[QUOTE="XanderKage"][QUOTE="Salvy41"]

[QUOTE="Medicman_G"]i wish i had a kitten that ate food, didnt scratch me, and never diedSalvy41

Granted, but you are the food.

I wish lemons could talk.

Granted. they are talking. Just not to you.

I wish cars could fly...

Granted, but they do it of their own accord and cause thousands of deaths.

I wish all your base are belong to us.

Granted, but the bases are crawling with lickers.

[QUOTE="tzar3"]I wish I had a giant meat eating sloth.qetuo6

Granted but it's too lazy to eat.

I wish nobody would corrupt my wish.

Granted. Oh, wait, no it isn't.

I wish the first man who thought "Lets create FPS's exclusively for consoles" was never born.

I wish the first man who thought "Lets create FPS's exclusively for consoles" was never born.

XanderKage

Granted, it becomes your idea instead.

I wish burgers would good for you.

[QUOTE="XanderKage"]

I wish the first man who thought "Lets create FPS's exclusively for consoles" was never born.

Sajo7

Granted, it becomes your idea instead.

I wish burgers would good for you.

Granted, but everything else instantly makes you a fat ass