I was waiting in line for a bathroom at a small restaurant, and right about I was about to go in, a guy comes up behind me and asks if I can use it with me. :?LZ71hawt
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I was waiting in line for a bathroom at a small restaurant, and right about I was about to go in, a guy comes up behind me and asks if I can use it with me. :?LZ71Did you say yes? :D
[QUOTE="LZ71"]I was waiting in line for a bathroom at a small restaurant, and right about I was about to go in, a guy comes up behind me and asks if he can use it with me. :?tofu-lion91Did you say yes? :D Haha, no. Would you let a complete stranger take a piss with you?
A Mentally Challenged kid tried to attack me in the school bathroom. I ran for my life.C-Lee
ROFL LMAO THAT IS HILARIOUS:lol:
Truck stop in North Carolina a few years ago... Im friggin prairie doggin it so i had no choice but to use the crapper....
On the wall theres a "Meet here for a.... (the rest would get me modded but u get the idea)" And the time was about 5 mins from that time. So im freakin out but luckily the DATE was a day later. But still i never pooped so fast in my life.
Pretty freaky
Nothing really comes to mind.
But I remeber in middle school I was using the bathroom. It was one of those that had a couple of stalls and toliet. I was done and washing my hands when the girl that every guy thought she was the hottest girl in our grade just bargde in. She looked at me for a couple of seconds, turned red, and then just stomed out.
I lol'd. :P
While not exactly crazy... I left my sunglasses in a bathroom stall once, washed my hands and walked outside the bathroom. Then I remembered the glasses and went RIGHT back in and only 1 woman had used the stall after me. I looked in the stall and didn't see my glasses, and since the woman was washing her hands I asked if she saw my glasses. She said NO and got the h*ll outta there fast while it dawned on me that she was a fricken thief. I should've replied to her "Oh good, because I wouldn't want you to wear those glasses and catch my [insert nasty skin disease here]" to freak her out. Stupid thief. Needless to say I am now vigilent about keeping track of everything I bring in those places.
A Mentally Challenged kid tried to attack me in the school bathroom. I ran for my life.C-Lee
LMFAOO :lol:
Wow, so amazing :lol:
Once I was in a public bathroom at the movies with my bestfriend's boyfriend (She is a girl BTW) and my girlfriend was waiting outside. So both of us decide to go to the bathroom before the movie starts and there were three urinals. I took No1 and he took No3 suddenly a guy comes in and takes urinal No2 right between us, he started to whistle a little suddenly:
Strange Guy: SOOOOOO You guys together or somethin
Me: Err...no he is my friend
Strange Guy: Really I think you would look good together,
Me: Err...why thanks...I guess....(Ok I've gotta finish fast)
Strange Guy: Don't you guys would like to try nex experiences
Friend of mine: No thanks
Suddenly the guy starts to look at my friend's......weaponry.... if you know what I mean ;)
Friend of mine: What?! You lost something?!!!
Strange guy: Oh no....I already found it..
Well one time two guys walked out of a small one person bathroom at the same time. I just walked away. Another was when I was in the movie theater and I heard some guy puking for like hours. Hard puke too. Me another looked at each other and then we just walked away.MgamerBD
Been there before. I went into one where I guy was VIOLENTLY puking. Like screaming and stuff. I just turned around and walked right back out.
ProTip: Slow down on the threads...FragStains
haha, i laughed pretty hard at that.
i remember i was out camping, and it was at one of those places where they have actual washroom facilities, not just a hole in the ground.
It was late and I was gonna be in there for a while, so I started singing "Change" by Blind Melon, assuming I was alone.
I got stuck on one of the verses, and someone from two stalls over picked it up right away. Scared the hell out of me, but I was laughing pretty hard.
I've had the golden rule broken before; Dudes don't talk to other dudes in the bathroom.VandalvideoI submit an exception to the rule - if you're at a pub, watching a game, and the bloke next to you is also particpating, you can talk about the game whilst you syphon the python. Otherwise, the most we can do is a manly nod.
[QUOTE="tofu-lion91"][QUOTE="LZ71"]I was waiting in line for a bathroom at a small restaurant, and right about I was about to go in, a guy comes up behind me and asks if he can use it with me. :?LZ71Did you say yes? :D Haha, no. Would you let a complete stranger take a piss with you? Yes.
Im from San Fransisco and weird things happen in public bathrooms all the time :?
mexicangordo
Whenever I visit there, the bathrooms always smell nasty.
I was in my school bathroom during lunch, when I walked past two occupied stalls, I heard two kids lazughing and saying:
"Dude, I totally peed on all of the walls in the stall, I fell sorry for the next guy to use it"
"That's nothing man, I crapped on the ground."
And he did...
I seen a guy get his ass beat in a public bathroom before, real elaborate fight. Needless to say one guy got tipped on his ass, and I left him there to wallow in the disgusting thing know as the male bathroom floor. I wasn't getting involved in that.
Another time they're was a step crew in one praticing the steps :|
And once I caught children urinating all over the floor on purpose at my job, needless to say I'm glad I wasn't the janitor.
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