Crazy/Funny College Dorm Stories

My college expriences have been dull so far, but I want to hear stories from others that actually enjoy college.

I used to live in this hell-of-a-hot city, and one of mine and my friend's pastimes was to get wasted. One day, my friend was so drunk, and the day was so hot, he decided to take a cold shower on the house's "special shower" -- it was just a tube that released massive amounts of water. Well, he goes into the bathroom and starts to shower, and, as he later described, dropped the soap -- when he bent down to pick it up, the water splashed from his back to the shower's box, making a loud noise -- he ran out of the bathroom screaming that there was a helicopter inside.

That was ****ing hilarious.

it was teachers' day when a friend of mine put this on the chalkboard:" dear teacher shove your day up your arse" he got caught and slapped a few times, well i guess it wasn't that crazy by today's standards,the same guy also cut his right nipple off in front of us .:roll:

During finals week last year, I remember waking up at 1:00 in the morning from a guy screaming down the hall, "If you don't help I'm gonna j*** on your pillow!" That was pretty great.

Story 1:

In my freshman year I lived in an apartment styIe dorm with three other guys (each person gets their own room in a communal suite). Two of the guys were pretty cool. The third one though was a total douchebag. He wouldn't clean up after himself, he had people over ALL THE TIME, and both he and his friends were incredibly noisy. Well, during a break it was just him and me in the dorm. One night he throws a party at 3 am in the morning and eventually I just get tried of the **** so I go out there to tell them to keep it down (ie **** off). The first thing I see are two ugly naked lesbians laying on top of each other under a blanket on our couch. I tell them all to quiet down at which point my roommate then comes up to me and tells me "of course man, we'll keep it down" while waving a butcher knife in my face. Later in the year the same guy then broke up with his boyfriend (did I mention he was gay Or the part about how he would have noisy sex with his boyfriend in our shower?). Rather than this being a quiet, personal breakup, he did it in our dorm and his melodramatic boyfriend then began bawling and screaming for the rest of the night. Seriously, 12 hours this guy kept crying for the other guy to take him back. When we woke up the next morning and walked outside we found the guy crumpled up next to the gay roomie's door STILL whimpering. However, what really grabbed our attention was all the blood on the walls. You see, apparently our roommate closed the door on his ex-BF's hand, and the ex-BF, rather than get that treated, instead decided to put his hand on freaking everything and wipe blood everywhere.

Story 2:

In my sophomore year me and some friends went out to go eat. We rode the subway back late at night and a bum started begging us for money. He then got upset for one reason or another and began following us. We got up to the subway exit only to find a cop standing in our way (did I mention we had been jumping the stalls all night in order to avoid paying for subway tickets, and that you needed a ticket to exit the subway?). Well, after a bit of talking (and "oh hey, we had to save our tickets guys? oh wow I did not know that. Shoot, I think I threw mine away...") the cop just let us all out and made the bum and us go out on opposite sides so that we'd end up across the street from each other on the surface. As we started walking back to our dorm the bum managed to find us again and proceed to chase us back screaming stuff like "I'm gonna cut you!" and "Why you walking away, I just wanna talk".

I've got more where that came from.

My roommate thought it would be a good idea to spray pepper spray in our halls. Then knock on everyone door.

Tuesday nights was open dorm nights, and we would get a group of guys and girls together and eat pizza and watch porn. We called it pizza porn Tuesdays.

:lol: Kid had sex during class. Not as big as you guys have. Didn't get caught. Stuck it in and everything. The professor kept asking why everyone was laughing.

:lol: Kid had sex during class. Not as big as you guys have. Didn't get caught. Stuck it in and everything. The professor kept asking why everyone was laughing.

dunl12496

I used to live in this hell-of-a-hot city, and one of mine and my friend's pastimes was to get wasted. One day, my friend was so drunk, and the day was so hot, he decided to take a cold shower on the house's "special shower" -- it was just a tube that released massive amounts of water. Well, he goes into the bathroom and starts to shower, and, as he later described, dropped the soap -- when he bent down to pick it up, the water splashed from his back to the shower's box, making a loud noise -- he ran out of the bathroom screaming that there was a helicopter inside.

That was ****ing hilarious.

iAtrocious

The college in my city has had a few bomb threats, as have the highschools in the area, and downtown. Our college is basically right on top of the recreation center that has two pools and workout stuff and classes and all that, and I've had more than one school swimming trip cancelled because of a bomb threat. I remember getting there and there were tons and tons of kids in pajamas and sock feet standing outdoors down the road because their dorms had all been evacuated.

The college in my city has had a few bomb threats, as have the highschools in the area, and downtown. Our college is basically right on top of the recreation center that has two pools and workout stuff and classes and all that, and I've had more than one school swimming trip cancelled because of a bomb threat. I remember getting there and there were tons and tons of kids in pajamas and sock feet standing outdoors down the road because their dorms had all been evacuated.

XilePrincess

:lol: Kid had sex during class. Not as big as you guys have. Didn't get caught. Stuck it in and everything. The professor kept asking why everyone was laughing.

dunl12496

Well last night fireworks were set off in our apartment.

Well my Freshman year I had two naked girls making out in my bed in my dorm room. One was my ex-girlfriend the other was a close friend. That was exciting. Especially when I made my roommate leave the room all disappointed he couldn't watch.

And this year, my apartment roommate threw a lighter full of lighter fluid in our fireplace with a fire going after I told him that was a bad idea. He kept saying, "no, don't worry! I've done this before it won't explode!" Mind you he is an engineer. Well after about two minutes, my girlfriend was standing a little in front of the fireplace, I was off to the side a bit, and sure enough BOOM!...the lighter exploded shattering the glass and sending hot coals all over the place. The coals burned hundreds of holes in our carpet, hit my girlfriend and I, set off our fire alarm, burned the couch a bit, and almost ruined my TV. Well there goes our security deposit! haha.