Create a Caption!! 3-21-07 (WinnerS annonced)

Thank you guys for enjoying my daily CaC threads, I look foward to doing this for a long time... Partay on! 8)

The game is simple... create a caption for this picture and teh winner gets a prize!
-You can make as many captions as you want... just as long as they are gathered up in one post (so edit accordingly).
-Winner to be annouced an hour from now... :)
Here is your picture for today...

There is a surprise today for everyone who participated... But first teh winner! :D
That very lucky person is...

6icks_tea_4hoar - "Kangaroos? more like Kangarouse, mirite?" :lol:

Congratulations, look what you won!!! :o

So what is everyone else's surprize? Well, everyone is a winner because all of you get $1 million from that pile! :o
Enjoy! ;)

Previous winners:
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aaaaarrrrggggg (4)
AgostonF
AmericanSk8land
andyxm
Carlos_Santana
CHAOSWEAV3R
CJL13
CrystalFox
Cyrax-Sektor
dahwnpapaya
DaveGamer_05
disneydude35
FinneyCalc
GiygasFanima
Here-John-E
HillyBilly
inyourface_12
J-Man725
kolobus11
Koolsen
Lemon-Demon35
liamabob
Media_geek20
mumotuma_man
nickmag
Omni-Slash
RPG-er (2)
Sim_genius
someotherguy654
Stupid-Bastard (2)
tequilasunriser (2)
the_foreign_guy
Zap-O-Matic (2)
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Label on wine bottle: "2007 Merlot"

Animal: "Nothing but the best for my friends."

If you want to get into her pouch it'll cost another bottle of wine

It's amazing that some make-up, a cigarette and a bottle of wine make a kangeroo even less sexually attractive

"The Real Kangaroo Jack"

" Prostitutes in Australia"

"A Bad Day On the Set Of Kangaroo Jack" 

This makes you wonder why people even bother with beastiality.

PETA's newest enemy, ALCR, or Animals Liberation of Creatures' Rights, is led by the popular spokesperson, Kandy Kangaroo, who is considered to be the equal of Pamela Anderson.

Don't party hard, especially with Russel Crowe.

Pamela had everything going for her as the PETA spokesperson...until Kandy Kangaroo came into town...

During a Discover Channel special, the researchers determine that the male kangaroos are attracted to larger pouches. However, make-up and alcohol are also nice touch-ups during the mating season.

Australia: What happens down under, SHOULD stay down under.  

"For a good time, call...........wait. HOW THE HELL CAN I USE A PHONE!!!??? And what the hell is my name, anyways? Oh well, if I can hold a cigarette and a drink, AND have a quotable caption, I guess I have enough human qualities to qualify me to use a phone and have a name, so let's just say my name is Mary for ol' time's sake"

"Yup, those crazy Aborigines can't get enough of me."

"Wow. Who would've thought I could be able to pull off a makeup, alcohol, tobacco, AND animal preservation commercial at the same time?"

"Australia: Home of the REAL dirty south"

"*Pulls down pants*, o0o0o0o0o let the hedonism begin!"

"I've heard the saying "while your girlfriend gets uglier, your ex gets better looking", but this is crossing the line. Screw it, i'm calling Alba!"

"So these girls are the strippers in Australia........ huh, still beats England"

"Huh, so this is how Kangaroo "Jack" got his name....."

"Hey b****, don't deny what i say, but my pouch IS bigger than yours, and you can't deny it!"

"Well, at least she's good at hopin' of you get my drift8).......i'm pathetic:cry:"

"Guy #1 - I....don't know what to say

Guy #2 - Sometimes.....it's best not to say anything at all.........shall we have a bid?

Guy #1 - *Blank stare*"

"I've always wondered how aaaaarrrrggggg bribes freakyzeeky, now, i'm not so sure i wanted to know..." 

Who is this? Why its Jackie, the famous Australian porn star!

"Kangaroo stops serving drinks at 10:30." loooooooooooooooool.

 made it better

wanna screw? I'm wild like a kangaroo. i winproctorsurf

Ok, i'll pay fifty bucks:oops:

Wait....

....Was that your caption?:( 

WinnerS announced! :Dfreakyzeeky1986

Does this mean I finally win? :cry:whos_next000

i never win .:(gorilazandgames

by the gods, i won! :o i am honored. :oops:6icks_tea_4hoar

Congrats, i thought mine were mildly amusing at least.aaaaarrrrggggg

[QUOTE="gorilazandgames"]i never win .:(freakyzeeky1986