Dad thinks I have a girlfriend but I don't how can I make it look like I do?

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#51 Fundai
Member since 2010 • 6120 Posts

:l

You have to be kidding. 1) Get a gf or 2) Tell you dad you don't or 3) Move to mexico

its simple.

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#52 xTheExploited
Member since 2007 • 12094 Posts
tell him you dont want him to talk to your gf cos you think its weird. my parents have never met any girl i've been with.
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#54 FUloin33
Member since 2011 • 477 Posts

get one.

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#56 trastamad03
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Tell your dad she didn't satisfy you in bed so you broke up with her.
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#57 UprootedDreamer
Member since 2011 • 2036 Posts
Just tell your dad that you are not seeing her anymore.
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#58 -Tish-
Member since 2007 • 3624 Posts

[QUOTE="PernicioEnigma"]Tell him she dumped you because she caught you in bed with three other girls. That'll impress him.chaoscougar1

All of whom were Victoria's Secret Models, you were there for 48 hours straight. There was a rotation of models, some even going deep as third string which allowed room for injuries and substitutions due to fatigue. This deep roster of models allowed you to send the ones who were not otherwise engaged out for food and beverages, allowing you to keep your electrolytes and stamina up. When bathroom breaks were required the models set up TV's in set bathroom and streamed the footage from the bed, this meant you never missed a moment of the action. The fourth quarter ended with a come-from-behind victory

Dude... LOL
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#59 Frame_Dragger
Member since 2009 • 9581 Posts

Get a boyfriend and end the speculation, besides, you might learn something about yourself.

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#60 Dogswithguns
Member since 2007 • 11359 Posts
Tell him you guys broke-up and you don't have a g/f right now.. deal with it old man.. having a g/f is not simple like that. he's gonna have to leave you alone. don't give you such a hard time.
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#61 Gaming-Planet
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Weirdest thread I've seen this entire year.

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#62 Wilfred_Owen
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Weirdest thread I've seen this entire year.

Gaming-Planet
You should read a few more of his topics.
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#63 theycallmeRP
Member since 2009 • 1656 Posts

Oh FrenchDynasty and your shenanigans lol. I would tell him you and the girl aren't officially an item so you don't want to freak her out. Gives you a little time to either tell him it didn't work out or you really do find a girlfriend for him to meet.

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#64 Gibsonsg527
Member since 2010 • 3313 Posts

Tell him she dumped you because she caught you in bed with three other girls. That'll impress him.PernicioEnigma

QFT, Your dad will tell all his buddies about this!

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#65 pygmahia5
Member since 2007 • 7428 Posts
lol just be honest or get a girlfriend
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#66 lamprey263
Member since 2006 • 45496 Posts
just tell him you're not in a relationship at the moment, but that you've had girlfriends, he should be fine with that, maybe he's disappointed you don't share that part of your life with him, but let him know you'd like to introduce him to your next girlfriend if you get a chance, I think he just wants to know he's important enough that you'd share important things with him
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#67 Thuganomic05
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Draw a face on your hand.

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#68 weezyfb
Member since 2009 • 14703 Posts
" sorry we broke up" - highschool drama
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#70 TheStarM4n
Member since 2010 • 301 Posts
You've got to be kidding. thegerg
My exact reaction.... Please do us and your self and favor and have the guts (or balls) to politely tell your father that you do not need to have a girlfreind at the moment if you do not want to. Its your romantic life not his.
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#71 Diviniuz
Member since 2009 • 6460 Posts
no way is this serious
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#72 FearMe801
Member since 2011 • 399 Posts

In a case like this you must do the following

if its a Dad tell him "I just did to my girlfriend what you did to mother, Like Father Like Son" *WINK*

If its a mom tell her "I just did to my girlfriend what Father did to you, Like Father Like Son" *WINK*

simple as that

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#73 T_REX305
Member since 2010 • 11304 Posts

Wow you dad is weird...

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#74 cd_rom
Member since 2003 • 13951 Posts
It almost sounds like your dad's relieved you're not gay
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#75 GiveMeSomething
Member since 2007 • 1323 Posts

Just get a boyfriend, it seems thats what you truly want and ur father is afraid of.

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#76 deactivated-58df4522915cb
Member since 2007 • 5527 Posts

i say just have a female friend say hi to him over the phone, then in a week or so say that the two of you broke up

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#77 GiveMeSomething
Member since 2007 • 1323 Posts

i say just have a female friend say hi to him over the phone, then in a week or so say that the two of you broke up

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No one would ever even need to pretend to have a girlfriend if he didnt have security issues.