This movie blew my mind. VOLCANO! Now thats what Im talking about! None of this 500 Days of Summer and Its Complicated crap! I wanted a movie like 500 Days of ****ING VOLCANOESor Its Complicated Because Its A Mother****ing VOLCANO!!! And thats what I got. I got mother****ing Dante's Peak! And is that the dude from James Bond? Holy d*** s*** it is! That is amazing! Driving over lava? Impossible? **** NO! He does it! He does it good, too! Saving grandma from the acid lake? He ****ing tries! But that old b**** dies anyway! Damnnnnn! There is ****ing lava EVERYWHERE! Save the kids and their mom! Go into that cave thing! Wait! You forgot the battery thing? ****! You are screwed! Go get it! GO! Now the cave is collapsing? WHAT THE ****ING ****! Wait, James Bond is getting saved? TWO ****ING DAYS LATER?! WHATTT!!!? HE CANT BE ALIVE!!!! OH MY BUTT****ING JESUS, THAT MOTHER****ER JAMES BOND IS STILL ALIVE!!! AND THE KIDS AND THEIR MOM!?!? THEY'RE ALIVE TOO!?!!? HOT DAMN!!!!! Wait...there's more...they...they..he...he still promises them TO GO FISHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!! YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Best. Movie. Ever.
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