Okay, well, today me and my friend were at the zoo. We were having a really good time, eating cheeros and other zoo stuff, everything was great. Then we came to the crocodile cage, which is basically a pit with water at the bottom. One of the crocs was sitting on a small island thing in the middle of the water, and she was HUGE! It was seriously the fattest crocodile I have ever seen, TV or in real life. I whispered to my friend, "wow, that crocodile is freaking fat!". My friend then responded "You don't have to whisper man, crocodiles don't have feelings." I thought that was pretty cool, so I leaned over the edge slightly and yelled "Hey fat ass, the buffet is that way!" And then to my surprise, the croc raised it's head, looked at me and yelled back "**** you! How about you try to keep your figure after having twenty-six kids!" I was shocked, I turned to my friend and said "What the hell, you said they have no feelings!" and he said that he thought they didn't. So, OT, what have you heard?
Crocodiles have feelings, but I don't think you hurt them for Crocs are spiritual and cosmic entities, so I doubt the insulting words of a mere human would cause it much discomfort...
Sure they do. If you abuse it by say hurting it, it will be thinking, no i don't want this. That means they have emotions otherwise they wouldn't care.
It's been scientifically proven crocodiles are robots. And everyone knows robots don't have feelings... unless we are talking about Ghost in the Shell robots, cyborgs, gynoids, etc.; then you are a terrible person.
Wow! That's an amazing coincidence! Because I had a very similar experience myself. You see, it all began on a very normal day where I woke up and ate some mushrooms for breakfast . . .
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