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#1 black_chamber99
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these big muscle men in wifebeaters swaggering around campus with their alpha male attitudes. they think they're king s***. i was walking around campus with this girl I met and this meathead comes up to us and starts trying to chat her up, totally oblivious to my existence :x so in the middle of his lame sweet talk, i interrupt with a 'ahem' and say 'uh yeah bro she's taken'. he just looks at me with a smug smirk and retorts 'oh, she's with you?' laughs a little under his breath, pats me on the shoulder and says 'my bad bro!'8) then walks away. WTF man, his attitude really got under my skin. this happened earlier today but its still on my mind

..I'm kind pissed!

do girls even really like these bulky dudes? I bet I could kick his ass even though i'm way smaller. I train MMA at my local gym

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#2 xLFTMx
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Yeah, your a bad ass.

Every person who lifts weights and has muscle mass is a total douche.

And yes, no woman are attracted to that.

Generalizations rule the world.

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Next time you see him say,your muscles will be useless against a gun
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#4 Palantas
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Yeah I take steroids. Eat that s*** for breakfast, lunch, dinner.

Next time you see him say,your muscles will be useless against a gunBucked20

It's a good thing for the gym rats that most universities ban firearms...which of course will make it impossible of anyone to bring a firearm on campus.

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So I put on my wifebeater today, and started swaggering around campus with my alpha male attitude. I saw this fine piece of tail walking with some scrawny weakling, right? So naturally I started chatting her up. It was totally obvious that she was into me. After a little while I hear a tiny high-pitched "ahem, uh yeah bro, she's taken" come from the little dude who was standing next to her. Man, the look on this chick's face! You should have seen it! You could tell she was annoyed when he said that. I just kinda smirked, and laughingly asked "oh, she's with you?" I patted him on the shoulder and said "my bad bro!" As I started to walk away all cool like, I saw her look longingly after me, clearly disappointed that I was leaving. Without the little dude noticing, I slipped her my card and made the universal "call me" sign with my hand to my ear. About an hour later, after she ditched the 3rd wheel, sure enough, she called me up. We hooked up later, naturally. OMG, the things this chick can do with her tongue!

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All you need to do is say "You wanna join? I'm bi"

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#7 LJS9502_basic
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One guy = these guys?
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#8 XilePrincess
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You MET this girl, so she's now 'yours'? She's not taken unless she's your girlfriend. Which it sounds like she's not, but either way you know she can tell him she's not interested, right? You don't have to speak for her. And regardless of that, he could have been a total ass and continued chatting with her instead of saying "My bad bro" and leaving. My boyfriend is what you'd call a "meathead" because he works out a lot, or an "alphamale" but he's the least douchey person I know, and I like him very much. Have you ever considered, even for a second, that that person might just be a douche, and it has nothing to do with his physical appearance? If I looked at a photo of you and picked random characteristics about what you look like out and said all people with that are whiny, possessive friend-zoned hard-ass wannabes who complain to the internet because some guy talked to a girl they were around, would you like it? More importantly, would all those who have similar physical characteristics to you like being compared to that? I don't think so. The only one who sounds like he thinks he's king **** here is you.
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#9 parkurtommo
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One guy = these guys?LJS9502_basic
Yes, a type of person being these guys, and a certain individual from those guys being one guy.
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#10 Palantas
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So I put on my wifebeater today, and started swaggering around campus with my alpha male attitude. I saw this fine piece of tail walking with some scrawny weakling, right? So naturally I started chatting her up. It was totally obvious that she was into me. After a little while I hear a tiny high-pitched "ahem, uh yeah bro, she's taken" come from the little dude who was standing next to her. Man, the look on this chick's face! You should have seen it! You could tell she was annoyed when he said that. I just kinda smirked, and laughingly asked "oh, she's with you?" I patted him on the shoulder and said "my bad bro!" As I started to walk away all cool like, I saw her look longingly after me, clearly disappointed that I was leaving. Without the little dude noticing, I slipped her my card and made the universal "call me" sign with my hand to my ear. About an hour later, after she ditched the 3rd wheel, sure enough, she called me up. We hooked up later, naturally. OMG, the things this chick can do with her tongue!

Oleg_Huzwog

Can we please get one of the female posters here to write this story from the girl's point of view?

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#11 KamuiFei
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Yeah I take steroids. Eat that s*** for breakfast, lunch, dinner.

[QUOTE="Bucked20"]Next time you see him say,your muscles will be useless against a gunPalantas

It's a good thing for the gym rats that most universities ban firearms...which of course will make it impossible of anyone to bring a firearm on campus.

*Tastes this post*... Mmmm, is that...*tastes again* sarcasm? Thats pretty good, whats your secret? :P Do I detect a hint of Mrs. Dash?

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So today I was walking with this skinny guy I just met the other day at college because I totally have this irrational fear of walking around the campus alone in case people think Im not popular. Out of nowhere this beast of a guy with thighs i just wanted to bite came over and talked to us, to be honest I thought he was talking to my scrawny new friend, though I did notice he kept looking at my boobs. Anyways after a while suddenly my scrawny friend was all 'dude she's with someone' and I could think was like what? No dude. We're just friends. The beefy guy touched the scrawny guy's shoulder in a tender way I found rather sexual and when he slipped me his card and asked me to call him I couldn't resist cause no guy owns me and I can make my own sexual choices. Now I regret it though so I am going to cry at my scrawny friend and get him to beat up the beefy guy which I know he can do because he was telling me about MAM thing he does. Seriously who do these guys think they are?!

Oh my god and I got such a cute pair of shoes on sale!!

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#13 Palantas
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And now we have the complete story.

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#14 sonofsmeagle
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[QUOTE="Palantas"]

[QUOTE="Oleg_Huzwog"]

Can we please get one of the female posters here to write this story from the girl's point of view?

I love you

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I love you too
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#15 lonewolf604
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Some guys who workout and get big turn into douchebags. Notice how I said some. I've only come across a few who are modest about it. The guys I chat with at the gym are usually cool.
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#16 Palantas
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I love yousonofsmeagle

This made Palantas' day. :oops:

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well some guys tend to get a massive ego boost once they become "big muscle men" especially if they are younger.

but since we got the story from all sides here im going to go with thats not the case here.

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technically, they are the alpha male if you feel annoyed & threatened by their presence.

but it is pretty much only a confidence thing, nothing to do with how big they are.

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#21 sonofsmeagle
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[QUOTE="sonofsmeagle"]I love youPalantas

This made Palantas' day. :oops:

i knew it would :P

technically, they are alpha male if you feel annoyed & threatened by their presence.

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exactly i agree with this, Also bro nice to generalise every big buff guy into one category, I mean i am 217 pounds of Muscle, Steel and Sex Appeal and that doesnt give me an ego boost :lol:
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#22 GulliversTravel
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Women are attracted to strength, so yes muscles are a big sign, but the guys gotta have a backbone too.
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#23 Treflis
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If you feel threatened by them then you're only encouraging them. Best thing to do is establish dominance early on. May sound a little strange and something that animals tend to do, but we're actually quite similar in that way.
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If you feel threatened by them then you're only encouraging them. Best thing to do is establish dominance early on. May sound a little strange and something that animals tend to do, but we're actually quite similar in that way.Treflis
yup, if you're going to urinate in his locker, do it quickly!

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So I put on my wifebeater today, and started swaggering around campus with my alpha male attitude. I saw this fine piece of tail walking with some scrawny weakling, right? So naturally I started chatting her up. It was totally obvious that she was into me. After a little while I hear a tiny high-pitched "ahem, uh yeah bro, she's taken" come from the little dude who was standing next to her. Man, the look on this chick's face! You should have seen it! You could tell she was annoyed when he said that. I just kinda smirked, and laughingly asked "oh, she's with you?" I patted him on the shoulder and said "my bad bro!" As I started to walk away all cool like, I saw her look longingly after me, clearly disappointed that I was leaving. Without the little dude noticing, I slipped her my card and made the universal "call me" sign with my hand to my ear. About an hour later, after she ditched the 3rd wheel, sure enough, she called me up. We hooked up later, naturally. OMG, the things this chick can do with her tongue!

Oleg_Huzwog

Boom headshot!

In all seriousness though, i'm a pathetic piece of crap so i dont really fit in with that culture, these muscular balls of scummy testosterone. Not my scene really.

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[QUOTE="PcGamingRig"]

[QUOTE="Treflis"]If you feel threatened by them then you're only encouraging them. Best thing to do is establish dominance early on. May sound a little strange and something that animals tend to do, but we're actually quite similar in that way.magicalclick

yup, if you're going to urinate in his locker, do it quickly!

urinate in public? that's manly.

it is in an animal perspective, although i have seen women doing it here in the uk, so im not sure. :P

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urinate in public? that's manly.magicalclick
Golden Showers?
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So I put on my wifebeater today, and started swaggering around campus with my alpha male attitude. I saw this fine piece of tail walking with some scrawny weakling, right? So naturally I started chatting her up. It was totally obvious that she was into me. After a little while I hear a tiny high-pitched "ahem, uh yeah bro, she's taken" come from the little dude who was standing next to her. Man, the look on this chick's face! You should have seen it! You could tell she was annoyed when he said that. I just kinda smirked, and laughingly asked "oh, she's with you?" I patted him on the shoulder and said "my bad bro!" As I started to walk away all cool like, I saw her look longingly after me, clearly disappointed that I was leaving. Without the little dude noticing, I slipped her my card and made the universal "call me" sign with my hand to my ear. About an hour later, after she ditched the 3rd wheel, sure enough, she called me up. We hooked up later, naturally. OMG, the things this chick can do with her tongue!

Oleg_Huzwog
I think i peed a little
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#31 Treflis
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[QUOTE="Treflis"]If you feel threatened by them then you're only encouraging them. Best thing to do is establish dominance early on. May sound a little strange and something that animals tend to do, but we're actually quite similar in that way.PcGamingRig

yup, if you're going to urinate in his locker, do it quickly!

Best to do it on his leg right there, then shake twice while looking him in the eyes like a boss.
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Why you switch the title
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#33 Fightingfan
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Typically no, I ask all my female friends and a lot of them tell me no, I personally don't care what a female finds attractive I like being muscular because I was obese one point in my life and now that I can bench my weight plus 100+ it increases my ego and confidence so ill continue to stay in shape.
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#34 BMD004
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I find the "big" guys at my school's rec center are generally really nice. I can picture the people you are talking about TC, but I find they are in the minority. Most of the "meatheads" as you put it at my school's gym aren't meatheads... they are just guys who like to lift weights and stay in good shape.

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#35 Gotham-Calls
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yep girls definitely like big taller muscular guys. not only does give them a sense of protection but also it means the guys at least cares about how he looks. in comparison to someone who is really fat or just too skinny.

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#36 BMD004
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But as far as looks, all women are different. But generally, from what I hear, girls tend to like a more thin but lean and muscular look... like Brad Pitt on Fight Club.

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#37 poptart
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Next time it happens just remind the girl that you could totally beat his ass on Street Fighter 2. Her swoon will soon revert to you mark my wordz.

But as for beefy, well you could hypothesise that females have a genetic predisposition to seek a protector, so they'll have a natural leaning towards beef.

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#38 rawsavon
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I find the "big" guys at my school's rec center are generally really nice. I can picture the people you are talking about TC, but I find they are in the minority. Most of the "meatheads" as you put it at my school's gym aren't meatheads... they are just guys who like to lift weights and stay in good shape.

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We generally try to be quite nice to you smaller guys. ...it is all about effort anyways IMO
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I dont believe that.
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#40 BMD004
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[QUOTE="BMD004"]

I find the "big" guys at my school's rec center are generally really nice. I can picture the people you are talking about TC, but I find they are in the minority. Most of the "meatheads" as you put it at my school's gym aren't meatheads... they are just guys who like to lift weights and stay in good shape.

rawsavon
We generally try to be quite nice to you smaller guys. ...it is all about effort anyways IMO

That's cool... we like to keep you ogre-looking guys in the gym because it makes us look better.
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#41 MgamerBD
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I guess some like those muscle head juice gorillas. But I like to keep slim and muscular. I think that looks best, and also more flexible.
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#42 rawsavon
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[QUOTE="rawsavon"][QUOTE="BMD004"]

I find the "big" guys at my school's rec center are generally really nice. I can picture the people you are talking about TC, but I find they are in the minority. Most of the "meatheads" as you put it at my school's gym aren't meatheads... they are just guys who like to lift weights and stay in good shape.

BMD004
We generally try to be quite nice to you smaller guys. ...it is all about effort anyways IMO

That's cool... we like to keep you ogre-looking guys in the gym because it makes us look better.

to who? Though I know super_mario and scorch have said they like smaller guys. So it is not really fair for me to make generalizations that all people do not
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awesome thread.

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#44 Ilovegames1992
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Women are attracted to strength, so yes muscles are a big sign, but the guys gotta have a backbone too.GulliversTravel

Generalisation.

Surely there are a few women out there who are attraceted to a flabby ball of neuroses and cowardice....

Arent there.....? :(

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#45 poptart
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[QUOTE="GulliversTravel"]Women are attracted to strength, so yes muscles are a big sign, but the guys gotta have a backbone too.Ilovegames1992

Generalisation.

Surely there are a few women out there who are attraceted to a flabby ball of neuroses and cowardice....

Arent there.....? :(

Well there's the motherly type I guess - those who seek the broken.

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[QUOTE="Ilovegames1992"]

[QUOTE="GulliversTravel"]Women are attracted to strength, so yes muscles are a big sign, but the guys gotta have a backbone too.poptart

Generalisation.

Surely there are a few women out there who are attraceted to a flabby ball of neuroses and cowardice....

Arent there.....? :(

Well there's the motherly type I guess - those who seek the broken.

And where would one go about finding those ladies..? :D

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Blegh, working at a restaurant/bar i see hundreds of meatheads a week. Especially the city i live in, comprising of a bit higher than a 2-1 male to female ratio, highest syphilis to person ratio in Canada and a really terrible crack scene, they're all super tanned "BRO MAN, YOU LOOKIN AT MY GURL, LET'S FIGHT".
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Im sexy and I know it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyx6JDQCslE&ob=av3n

that's all you have to do.

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#49 Michael0134567
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They don't like me,so apparently not.

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#50 pierst179
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It depends on the girl. It depends on the guy. It depends on a whole lot of things!