So I put on my wifebeater today, and started swaggering around campus with my alpha male attitude. I saw this fine piece of tail walking with some scrawny weakling, right? So naturally I started chatting her up. It was totally obvious that she was into me. After a little while I hear a tiny high-pitched "ahem, uh yeah bro, she's taken" come from the little dude who was standing next to her. Man, the look on this chick's face! You should have seen it! You could tell she was annoyed when he said that. I just kinda smirked, and laughingly asked "oh, she's with you?" I patted him on the shoulder and said "my bad bro!" As I started to walk away all cool like, I saw her look longingly after me, clearly disappointed that I was leaving. Without the little dude noticing, I slipped her my card and made the universal "call me" sign with my hand to my ear. About an hour later, after she ditched the 3rd wheel, sure enough, she called me up. We hooked up later, naturally. OMG, the things this chick can do with her tongue!
Oleg_Huzwog
So today I was walking with this skinny guy I just met the other day at college because I totally have this irrational fear of walking around the campus alone in case people think Im not popular. Out of nowhere this beast of a guy with thighs i just wanted to bite came over and talked to us, to be honest I thought he was talking to my scrawny new friend, though I did notice he kept looking at my boobs. Anyways after a while suddenly my scrawny friend was all 'dude she's with someone' and I could think was like what? No dude. We're just friends. The beefy guy touched the scrawny guy's shoulder in a tender way I found rather sexual and when he slipped me his card and asked me to call him I couldn't resist cause no guy owns me and I can make my own sexual choices. Now I regret it though so I am going to cry at my scrawny friend and get him to beat up the beefy guy which I know he can do because he was telling me about MAM thing he does. Seriously who do these guys think they are?!
Oh my god and I got such a cute pair of shoes on sale!!MissLibrarian
I know that I am totally cashing in on the these two popular post but I feel as though the story is incomplete so..
So today I was walking with a beautiful woman I met the other day in hopes of courting her. I could easily sense that she was attracted to me due to the ease at which I solved her computer problem, when this orge of a man pompously walks up to my potential girlfriend and starts to innocently flirt with her, as if she is interested in this dunce. So I step up to this man authoritatively and ask in his colloquial language "yo bro, step aside." With this demonstration of alpha maleness this 'broseidon' realises the hopelessness of his attempt and replies in an apologetic way "sorry bro," whilst he proceeds to limp away in defeat. Rest of the day is then spent in triumph as I tend to my every needs of my new girlfriend. So big was this victory that the following day I posted about my experience to all the forum I browse as well as my blog with the message of the day; brains always beats brawn.
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