1) Real men don't cry
2) Your dad should have ripped your tear ducts out at the age of 10, it's father son ritual! If your dad hasn't done that, then SIR! YOUR DAD IS NOT A GOOD DAD!
3) Men are emotionless steel mill working machines. You do not work in a cubicle!
4) Men do not cook, clean, take care of children. That's a woman's job, if you are caught cooking you get your man badge revoked.
5) Men are not bound to one female, if a man feels he needs to change up his daily fling! HE CAN IF HE WANTS! HE'S MAN!
6)Men do not drive Hybrids, men do not drive European vehicles, he does does not drive sudans, hondas, Hyundai's, or camry's. A man drives 1! Monster trucks, 2! Tanks 3! Gas Guzzling Hummers, 4! Pickup Trucks, 5! American MUSCLE CARS!
7) The Most manly of men drive sharks, even on land!
8) At the age 20 everyman must wrestle a Bear, Komodo Dragon, or an Oil drill, if you survive either (Especially the Oil drill) your are not a man anymore YOU ARE GOD!
9) Men must stand inside of an active volcano for 10 Minutes.
10) You must have had made it with Angelina Jolie, Megan Fox, Beyonce, or Mila Kunis! To have called your self a man.
If you haven't done any of these, then you sir... Don't call your self A MAN!
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