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#1 deactivated-5e97585ea928c
Member since 2006 • 8521 Posts

Urinate whilst standing up?

I do this all the time because im lazy and it is a surefire way to never make a mess, anyone else do this?

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#2 Wetall_basic
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As a male, I don't see a reason to sit down just to pee.
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#3 Raged-wolverine
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and you want to know because.........:? ?
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#4 eckboxes02
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I usually stand, but if I'm taking a crap I gotta pee too, so in that case i sit.
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#5 hormagaunt
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as a woman i see no reason to sit down to pee
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#6 Luncbox1
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I do, unless I feel just so tired that I can't stand up... or I'm killing two birds with one stone. :wink:

Sorry for the cliche, but I couldn't think of something else to say instead.

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#7 Ghost_702
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Well in the morning, I have to lean at a 40 degree angle.
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#8 cool_baller
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Sometime I wake up early in the morning and am still kind of asleep and I can barely see but i really have to pee so I sit down as not to get it on the seat
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#9 123625
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As a man I feel I wouldn't be one if I didn't.

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#10 eckboxes02
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As a man I feel I wouldn't be one if I didn't.

123625

To be a true man you must also crap while standing.

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#11 Luncbox1
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[QUOTE="123625"]

As a man I feel I wouldn't be one if I didn't.

eckboxes02

To be a true man you must also crap while standing.

And that goes the same for diarreah.

Oh god, what have I done? Bad mental image! Get out, mental image, get out I say!!!

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#12 eckboxes02
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[QUOTE="eckboxes02"][QUOTE="123625"]

As a man I feel I wouldn't be one if I didn't.

Luncbox1

To be a true man you must also crap while standing.

And that goes the same for diarreah.

Oh god, what have I done? Bad mental image! Get out, mental image, get out I say!!!

For diarreah (if your a true man) you do a hand stand under the bathroom fan.

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#13 Luncbox1
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[QUOTE="Luncbox1"][QUOTE="eckboxes02"][QUOTE="123625"]

As a man I feel I wouldn't be one if I didn't.

eckboxes02

To be a true man you must also crap while standing.

And that goes the same for diarreah.

Oh god, what have I done? Bad mental image! Get out, mental image, get out I say!!!

For diarreah (if your a true man) you do a hand stand under the bathroom fan.

aww, well that's just... eew!

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#14 muthsera666
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Well in the morning, I have to lean at a 40 degree angle. Ghost_702

QFT

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#15 Rekunta
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At home I sit because then I don't have to go to the trouble of cleaning up if my aim isn't accurate.
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#16 MindFreeze
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At home I sit because then I don't have to go to the trouble of cleaning up if my aim isn't accurate.Rekunta

Yea same, plus it splatters like hell cause I'm pretty far away from the bowl with my height.:P Anywhere else though I piss like "a real man."

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#17 Mayhem48
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It would be weird for a guy not to....
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#18 Zaeryn
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Uhh, doesn't every guy? :?
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#19 Premier1101
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of course, some guys miss cause they dont realize where they are grabbing themselves exactly...
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#20 monkeyman04
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As a male, I don't see a reason to sit down just to pee.Wetall_basic

^this.

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#21 PsychoT4Prez
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In the morning it usually goes all over the wall....but any man that sits to pee ain't a real man. I mean wouldn't you go all out shave your arm pits, legs, put on mascara, lip gloss and cross your legs to sit if you was gonna sit down to pee?
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#22 TanKLoveR
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As a male, I don't see a reason to sit down just to pee.Wetall_basic

Well said sir.