Dumbest thing you've done at school?

I find this topic quite funny...

Anyway, my one was when it was the school carnival, and my friends were doing a dare thing and they all had a go so they asked me to do something. They came up with putting a fart bag (geez! they reek like &%@#)in a teachers handbag. So they gave some cash and I bought 3 and one of the female teachers was nearby chatting(both people facing the other way)in a carnival cafe andwas sitting there with her handbag hooked on the seat. I sneaked up and popped the fart bag (geez) and put it in the handbag.

The next day, the head of middle school (im yr eight) announced in middle school meeting, for anyone with any info on the fart bag crime to speak. Nobody did. Then later that day, the head of mid called me to his office and.....

Yeah, I got an inschool suspension for one day so :P

And I also hacked some guys account cuz he had counter strike and I didnt :( And i bypassed the blocked websites (games, downloads, facebook etc)

The dumbest thing ive done is go to the last day of high school.

You will know why pretty soon... (relax, I am not talking about doing anything violent)

I haven't done anything particularly mindboggling at school proper but my friends and I did call my math teacher in middle school and told him - through a soundboard - we wanted to bone his wife. He called back seconds later and had a "terse" conversation with my parents. I guess we forget to dial *67:?

In science class I poured baking soda and vinegar in my mouth for a dare.

Stabbed a girl in the head with a pencil. I am not joking. Either that or hitting a girl in the face with a rock......Great, not I look like I am crazy.MoonMarvel

I was tagging on the wall while the whole time the security was watching....and I ran from her and still got caught.Arctic_Grillz

[QUOTE="MoonMarvel"]Stabbed a girl in the head with a pencil. I am not joking. Either that or hitting a girl in the face with a rock......Great, not I look like I am crazy.peaceoutmedusa

Getting expelled for being at the wrong place, wrong time, and with the wrong people. But then again I learned a lesson from that and got wiser.

[QUOTE="Arctic_Grillz"]I was tagging on the wall while the whole time the security was watching....and I ran from her and still got caught.peaceoutmedusa

I tagged twice and it's pretty stupid letting anyone but your tag crew watch,.

I once got dressed for school in a hurry, and put my boxers on backwards. A girl I knew asked me why she could see my ass through my underwear.clayron

I stole about 60 bucks from my teacher (picture money) and spent it on 2 boxes of Pizza and shared it with my friends. I feel kinda guilty but whatever... they still got their pictures. :lol:

Remember back in 6th grade, when the puberty monster first struck, and you'd pitch a tent in your pants at all odd moments of the day? I used to think it was funny when that happened and I was called to stand up in front of the class for some reason or another. All the other guys would put their coats on and stuff and try to cover up, but I'd stand there and read my report and thrust my crotch out toward the audience enough to 'enhance' the image, just because I thought it was funny. Also because I didn't want to read in front of the class, as the teacher always made me stop and sit down.

i bypassed the blocked websites (games, downloads, facebook etc)

OrangeTreat

I do that too lol I doubt they really care.

Remember back in 6th grade, when the puberty monster first struck, and you'd pitch a tent in your pants at all odd moments of the day? I used to think it was funny when that happened and I was called to stand up in front of the class for some reason or another. All the other guys would put their coats on and stuff and try to cover up, but I'd stand there and read my report and thrust my crotch out toward the audience enough to 'enhance' the image, just because I thought it was funny. Also because I didn't want to read in front of the class, as the teacher always made me stop and sit down.

br0kenrabbit

:? thats pleasant

[QUOTE="br0kenrabbit"]

Remember back in 6th grade, when the puberty monster first struck, and you'd pitch a tent in your pants at all odd moments of the day? I used to think it was funny when that happened and I was called to stand up in front of the class for some reason or another. All the other guys would put their coats on and stuff and try to cover up, but I'd stand there and read my report and thrust my crotch out toward the audience enough to 'enhance' the image, just because I thought it was funny. Also because I didn't want to read in front of the class, as the teacher always made me stop and sit down.

jpph

:? thats pleasant

Hey, he asked for the dumbest thing. That's pretty much it. Now I got into plenty of fights at school, but that's not dumb, just belligerent.

I think it was maybe 2nd grade when I accidentally wet myself, that was a fun day...

I think it was also the same year that I ripped my pants, unknowingly, and walked around all day with my underwear showing.

By now I'm sure you've guessed that school was not very fun after those incidents.:lol:

I think it was maybe 2nd grade when I accidentally wet myself, that was a fun day...

I think it was also the same year that I ripped my pants, unknowingly, and walked around all day with my underwear showing.

By now I'm sure you've guessed that school was not very fun after those incidents.:lol:

Shadow4020

Hit my math teacher with a box of crayons. I'm not sure if it was because

I hated math, or because I thought it'd be funny. Or maybe it was both..

[QUOTE="clayron"]I once got dressed for school in a hurry, and put my boxers on backwards. A girl I knew asked me why she could see my ass through my underwear.momo372

I logged in to a friend's profile and changed his desktop background to a picture saying "Pimps Never Die" with a picture of a skeleton wearing a purple fur coat:P

He got me back by doing the same thing with a Michael Jackson picture:lol:.

I dunno, everything I do and have done at school has been pretty badass.

I peed my pants in kindergarten.

I peed my pants in kindergarten.

HorseVillain

I know it is idiotic, but I just pinched the tip of my penis and started peeing :lol: Obviously it didn't help... And I said it was the water fountain >_> I doubt they believed me though.

when i was in high school, i was booted from band class and told to stand outside...i then starting carving stuff into the door with a small pebble..but also made the mistake of tagging my name to it lol.

I poured too much acid today in chemistry into a cylinder , so i poured the rest back in to the Bottle of the acid. The teacher seen it and embarrassed me by announcing to the rest of the class what i did.

In yr 3, I put a pin on my friends chair and I got a purple note (get 3 and explled). His ass was bleeding so bad...

I'm not sure it's the dumbest thing I did in schoolbut it's the first thing that came to my mind...

In third grade, I needed to use the restroom and so I asked my teachers (Yeah, my 3rd grade class had 2 teachers for some reason)if I could go to the restroom and they said No.

How the hell are you gonna tell a little kid he can't relieve his bladder?

So, I did what I thought was logical...right in front of them, I pee'd in my pants...

Maybe next time they'll let me use the restroom when I ask...they didn't...I soaked my pants with pee for nothin'...:evil:

When I was in 7th grade, we had some guy come perform music for our grade. I was sort of bored so I decided to put a thumb tack on the seat of someone else's seat next to me, and when he sat down he screamed in the middle of the presentation causing the whole thing to stop and a teacher scolded the whole grade in the middle of the thing. I never was caught for that.

Carted in class (cough and farted at the same time).

lol I think I´d have to go for this one

last year for a few weeks a few friends and me had an obssesion with drawing dicks so we drew dicks in every possible way in every single bench in the classroom but one horrible day one girl sat in one of the dicks so she got mad and told the teacher (she didn´t actually know it was us who did that, if she would´ve known she probably wouldn´t have told), after a 30 minute speach she decided she wouldn´t tell the principal and wouldn´t do anything to us but we had to clean everything

Remember back in 6th grade, when the puberty monster first struck, and you'd pitch a tent in your pants at all odd moments of the day? I used to think it was funny when that happened and I was called to stand up in front of the class for some reason or another. All the other guys would put their coats on and stuff and try to cover up, but I'd stand there and read my report and thrust my crotch out toward the audience enough to 'enhance' the image, just because I thought it was funny. Also because I didn't want to read in front of the class, as the teacher always made me stop and sit down.

br0kenrabbit

I´m guessing there were no girls in your school, if there were it must be VERY e,barasing to think about that now

[QUOTE="br0kenrabbit"]

Remember back in 6th grade, when the puberty monster first struck, and you'd pitch a tent in your pants at all odd moments of the day? I used to think it was funny when that happened and I was called to stand up in front of the class for some reason or another. All the other guys would put their coats on and stuff and try to cover up, but I'd stand there and read my report and thrust my crotch out toward the audience enough to 'enhance' the image, just because I thought it was funny. Also because I didn't want to read in front of the class, as the teacher always made me stop and sit down.

hyrueprince11

I´m guessing there were no girls in your school, if there were it must be VERY e,barasing to think about that now

[QUOTE="br0kenrabbit"]

Remember back in 6th grade, when the puberty monster first struck, and you'd pitch a tent in your pants at all odd moments of the day? I used to think it was funny when that happened and I was called to stand up in front of the class for some reason or another. All the other guys would put their coats on and stuff and try to cover up, but I'd stand there and read my report and thrust my crotch out toward the audience enough to 'enhance' the image, just because I thought it was funny. Also because I didn't want to read in front of the class, as the teacher always made me stop and sit down.

hyrueprince11

I´m guessing there were no girls in your school, if there were it must be VERY e,barasing to think about that now

Hell yeah there were girls there. An no, I'm not embarrased. Why should I be? If girls can wear shirts where you can obviously see the shape of their boobs what's wrong with a buldge going on below a guys belt?

Blew up a toilet and blamed it on grade 12 muck up day.

I once got dressed for school in a hurry, and put my boxers on backwards. A girl I knew asked me why she could see my ass through my underwear.clayron

Tried to make friends..