Dumbest thing you've done at school?

Bringing in Intratec TEC-DC9, Hi-Point 995 Carbine, Savage 67H pump-action shotgun, Stevens 311D double barreled sawed-off shotgun and pipe bombs.Hemmaroids

[QUOTE="Hemmaroids"]Bringing in Intratec TEC-DC9, Hi-Point 995 Carbine, Savage 67H pump-action shotgun, Stevens 311D double barreled sawed-off shotgun and pipe bombs.-Apathy-

Hidden Mickeys

Once in science, I tried burning the back of my friends hair when he wasnt looking. I succeeded but then I realised that it was a even more stupid idea than I thoought cuz the hair started burning so I slapped him on the back of the haed with a glove.

I didnt get in trouble.

The list of poorthings I burnt (bunsen burner)in science without permission:P :

Acid

Tissues (stupid)

White Board Marker

Lab coat

Pencil Case

Pen

Pencil

Rubber (fun)

Glass phial (boring)

Magnezium Nitrate Patent (BAD IDEA)

My old junk Nokia block phone

Another bunsen burner.

I never got caught except for the Magnezium Nitrate Patent. My science teacher is a deaf old man :)

When I was in marching band, we had field markers to use to practice our movements and positions for the half-time shows. One time out of sheer boredom, I started stapling one of them. Turns out, it belonged to the band director. Luckily I played percussion, but it ended with me sitting on the floor hiding for what was most likely the most uncomfortable 5 minutes of my life while he yelled at the entire class :P

Well the only thing I can think of is falling asleep (almost) in math one time, and listening to music with my mp3 player in the ancient greek cIass. But the whole cIass was in complete disarray that day. No one was paying attention, plus it was the "main cIass" for ancient greek and not the "specialised" one, so...

I cursed the maths teacher :|

Falling asleep in class, only to be woken up because I was snoring:P

In year 6, I changed my maths and english to A in my report just so I could get a 4950... Good times ;)

And Im not spoilt for having a kickass comp (sig)... I have a job as a paperboy :) Took me a year to buy this .

I once got condoms and filled them with water and chucked em/

[QUOTE="clayron"][QUOTE="play_thegame"]

yeah wasted in school is hilarious.i did that on my first day.

its my last year of mandatory education so im trying to go out with a bang.

so far ive:

• sat, without any trousers on the face of a year seven,
• placed food in the ceiling off most rooms,
• made my school spend most of the day outside when i kept setting off fire alarms,
• started a stampede,
• spent an entire lesson of chemistry hiding by putting on a labcoat then standing in the coat rack,
• got naked. several times,
• forged a letter from the headmaster to a student punishing him.

currently im having some fun with a new technique i invented: snapping the padlocks of lockers. me and my friends realised if you lift them by the padlock they snap off. the padlock is still locked, but if you throw it an the ground a couple of times they open and you can padlock peoples bags together.

i still plan on:

• having sex in school,
• getting stoned in sschool,
• starting a bundle (americans may call them dog piles if scrubs is correct) that involves most of the school,
• locking someone up in a cabinet for the day

and for my last day i plan on

• coming in extra early, using a drill on the doors on the school and taking them off, then riding a motorised vehicle through school (somekids did it in america and it sounded pretty cool)
• i also want to either order a load of pizzas to the school or some strippers to a lesson.
• but my biggest dream is to draw my name on the gym roof, which you can actually see on google earth. that will be hilarious.

rawsavon

Slamed the door n a girl once... she went to the hospital but all was forgiven and we are not friends but friendly to each other.

Put a small jingle bell in a persons juice... he almost choked. I don't think he liked that very much. I still wish I could apologize to him but the time has passed.

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I walked into class one morning not knowing we had a test... needless to say I failed it pretty hard as it was a MIPS assembly test that I neglected to study for.

[QUOTE="Hemmaroids"]Bringing in Intratec TEC-DC9, Hi-Point 995 Carbine, Savage 67H pump-action shotgun, Stevens 311D double barreled sawed-off shotgun and pipe bombs.Conno08

I would love to do this, just to teach the idiots in my school a lesson.

You guys are inspiring me. Why can't you guys come to my school? :cry:

i gave a valentines card with a sweet poem i rote next min the whole school knew the poem

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I've done a lot of crazy stuff, which gets me bad rep with teachers. Some of it I could probably be modded for saying it on GS.

[QUOTE="play_thegame"][QUOTE="Conno08"]

I would love to do this, just to teach the idiots in my school a lesson.

You guys are inspiring me. Why can't you guys come to my school? :cry:

Could probably find the fireworks in China town, you got the guns? 8)

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[QUOTE="peaceoutmedusa"][QUOTE="MoonMarvel"]Stabbed a girl in the head with a pencil. I am not joking. Either that or hitting a girl in the face with a rock......Great, not I look like I am crazy.MoonMarvel

I let my best friend cheat off me in college

-he was failing a class and i let him cheat off my tests
Cheating in college = very dumb (if you get caught, you automatically fail the cla$$ which = 0 on the GPA and you can be expelled...now try to get into another school)

Not to mention, I was on academic scholarship (getting paid $ to go to school)

So stupid on my part to risk all that
-I am loyal to a fault with my friends (good and bad I guess)

Edit: I did not get caught, thank God

rawsavon

oh please are you serious? The absolute worst thing youve ever done at school is help a friend cheat on a test? I cant even think of anything to say to that without getting moderated

In 7th grade i turned in a paper that my friend had written some very bad words on and i hadn't realized it. My Science teacher circles the words and writes "see me".

When I was in 11th grade, while sitting in class, a bunch of Russian paratroopers fell onto our school grounds and started to round up the students and shoot the faculty members. My friends narrowly escaped in my blue pickup to the mountains. Surviving off the land and the generosity of others, we formed a small resistance group and began to fight back against the Russians. As our arsenal grew, we became more and more well known and feared. So much so that we called ourselves the "Badgers" and would spray paint our logo on the vehicles we destroyed.

The dumb part was, just before they invaded, I hurled my desk at the teacher... good times!

Ran into a pole in first grade

Yelled out "Hello every body", i thought there was hardly anyone in the room because it was quiet, well i was wrong

One time in middle school I wore a pair of pants that I didn't realize had a broken zipper and it would randomly go down through the day. This caused my fly to be open at the worst possible times. To make matters worse, I also wore boxers that day that had a high pop out factor. When I got off the bus at the end of the day I felt a weird breeze and realized my dick was hanging out my pants. I had no idea how long it was out or who saw it as I was walking by myself when I noticed.kakkarott23

When I was in second grade, I pooped in my underwear. I went to the restroom and threw my underwear in the toilet, spent like an hour cleaning up, then left. There was **** everywhere LOL. People were talking about it for years (it was a K-8 school). "hey remember when some douchebag left an underwear full of **** in the restroom?" LMAO that was horrible...thequietguy

I honestly don't remember the dumbest thing I'e done at school. Oh once I had a test I didn't study for and I wrote the answers on the desk LOL, I didn't get cought though as I wrote lightly on the desk and erased it afterwards. I had a friend once who bit his teacher, I forgot why though.

I was sitting there in my philosophy class trying to crack my back in my chair, and this hot girl saw me, really, really hot. I kind of had a thing for her for a couple of months, and we smiled at each other and stuff but she sat pretty far away so we didn't say much more than "hi." Anyway she saw me doing that and it was before class actually started so we could move around and stuff, so she came up and offered to crack me back for me, and I thought it was kind of weird, but I accepted. So I stand up and she crosses me arms in front of me and stands right behind me and sort of picks me up onto her and bounces me (have you ever seen people crack backs this way? I have seen it, but it is weird to explain)

Anyway, it wasn't working, so she tried a huge bounce. Something popped really loudly, but then when she sat me down I couldn't feel my legs it was like they were totally asleep. So I collapsed on the ground, my legs going off in weird directions. Then I heard a hella loud farting noise and proceeded to diarrhea in my pants, I was so embarrassed and I looked up at her face and she was just disgusted and everybody was like what the hell is going on so I tried to get up and run away, but my legs didn't work. I couldn't move, and over the next thirty seconds or so my colon empties really loudly. My teacher was really mad and thought I was just being a freak **** on the floor, but after a while they realized I wasn't kidding around and they called an ambulance.

So I went to the hospital, and it turns out when she cracked my back somehow my spinal cord got pinched in between my vertebrae and they straightened it out with some emergency surgery and now I'm completely fine

So…I never went back to that school."

Smacking my teacher's ass.Wu-Fang

Probably never giving love letters I wrote to girls I was interested in. Now I'll never know how it would have turned out.

Probably never giving love letters I wrote to girls I was interested in. Now I'll never know how it would have turned out.

gago-gago

I was sitting there in my philosophy class trying to crack my back in my chair, and this hot girl saw me, really, really hot. I kind of had a thing for her for a couple of months, and we smiled at each other and stuff but she sat pretty far away so we didn't say much more than "hi." Anyway she saw me doing that and it was before class actually started so we could move around and stuff, so she came up and offered to crack me back for me, and I thought it was kind of weird, but I accepted. So I stand up and she crosses me arms in front of me and stands right behind me and sort of picks me up onto her and bounces me (have you ever seen people crack backs this way? I have seen it, but it is weird to explain)

Anyway, it wasn't working, so she tried a huge bounce. Something popped really loudly, but then when she sat me down I couldn't feel my legs it was like they were totally asleep. So I collapsed on the ground, my legs going off in weird directions. Then I heard a hella loud farting noise and proceeded to diarrhea in my pants, I was so embarrassed and I looked up at her face and she was just disgusted and everybody was like what the hell is going on so I tried to get up and run away, but my legs didn't work. I couldn't move, and over the next thirty seconds or so my colon empties really loudly. My teacher was really mad and thought I was just being a freak **** on the floor, but after a while they realized I wasn't kidding around and they called an ambulance.

So I went to the hospital, and it turns out when she cracked my back somehow my spinal cord got pinched in between my vertebrae and they straightened it out with some emergency surgery and now I'm completely fine

So…I never went back to that school."

MTVjams

I am in complete awe.

On a side note ive probably been doing some really dumb stuff lately, going with friends out to lunch. The most being racing anyone down a huge straightway in front of our school, once we raced some teachers which was really akward considering we thought they were kids until we both got out in the parking lot haha. The most dangerous being racing between the group of us thats goes out for lunch, one time there wasnt a car on the road, and we got my friends volkswagen golf up to 140, and then almost hitting someone that came out of a parking lot cutting us off. That was a rush ill tell ya haha.