Dying mountain bear forced to drink Coca-Cola to amuse cafe customers

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1325854/Caged-mountain-bear-forced-drink-coca-cola-publics-amusement-dies.html

Anyone else think this would make an excellent ad campaign?

Did the customers ever give paws and think that this was wrong?

Pandamonium, I say!

I thought for sure this would be an Onion article about those Coca-Cola ads with the polar bears.

I would have preferred that over this. :(

I've come up with the perfect ad campaign...

"itsa tastier then the ava-rage cola!"

Pepsi needs to get their marketing department on top of this

Pepsi needs to get their marketing department on top of this

fooZar777

Did the customers ever give paws and think that this was wrong?

Pandamonium, I say!

entropyecho

[QUOTE="fooZar777"]

Pepsi needs to get their marketing department on top of this

xaos

According to the last meal statistics of death row inmates coca-cola is a lot more popular than Pepsi. So that is definitely a market they could look into and exploit.

"Unexpected: Former England captain Tony Adams lives and works in the town where the bear was found" Big_Bad_Sad

"Hey guys, guess who made the cover of stupid coincidence magazine?"

Fifty thousand dogs killed in china A dying bear forced to drink coca cola to amuse humans Gotta love human nature

Woot! 6666 posts!

Fifty thousand dogs killed in china A dying bear forced to drink coca cola to amuse humans Gotta love human nature

Woot! 6666 posts!

Darthkaiser

That's positively ursine!Theokhoth

I could think of worse things to happen to me than drinking coca cola. Bear probably liked the stuff.

This story was just unbearable.SeraphimGoddess

i could bearly hold back the tears.

This will invoke polar reactions in people.

Puns can be fun!

This story was just unbearable.SeraphimGoddess

I think we need to bear in mind that this is a foreign country, and their customs differ from ours.

Either way, I imagine the dead bear is resting well up in heaven, free from panda-ring tothe crowds of people. Still, I would have loved to meet that bear and take a picture, I am sure it would have been a kodiak moment

"Bear suits is funny, and bears is too!"

[QUOTE="SeraphimGoddess"]This story was just unbearable.mrbojangles25

I think we need to bear in mind that this is a foreign country, and their customs differ from ours.

Either way, I imagine the dead bear is resting well up in heaven, free from panda-ring tothe crowds of people. Still, I would have loved to meet that bear and take a picture, I am sure it would have been a kodiak moment

[QUOTE="mrbojangles25"]

[QUOTE="SeraphimGoddess"]This story was just unbearable.SeraphimGoddess

I think we need to bear in mind that this is a foreign country, and their customs differ from ours.

Either way, I imagine the dead bear is resting well up in heaven, free from panda-ring tothe crowds of people. Still, I would have loved to meet that bear and take a picture, I am sure it would have been a kodiak moment

poor bear:(

this and the dog killing thread made me sick

[QUOTE="SeraphimGoddess"]This story was just unbearable.Ramen1020

i could bearly hold back the tears.

[QUOTE="Theokhoth"]That's positively ursine!emorainbo

I could think of worse things to happen to me than drinking coca cola. Bear probably liked the stuff.

sonicare

Sorry, this story just made me :(

The whole thing must have been a real kodiak moment for those Cafe' goers.

"Unexpected: Former England captain Tony Adams lives and works in the town where the bear was found."

What does it have to do with the bear?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1325854/Caged-mountain-bear-forced-drink-coca-cola-publics-amusement-dies.html

Anyone else think this would make an excellent ad campaign?

MediumBread

"Unexpected: Former England captain Tony Adams lives and works in the town where the bear was found."

What does it have to do with the bear?

LIONHEART-_-

Well, they shouldn't be caging the animals like that, but it's not like the soda was the thing that killed the bear and they were forcing it down the bear's throat.

And is that even Coca-Cola, or just some local cola with a red label?

At least it wasn't Mountain Dew. He'd have all the same health issues plus he'd be fat from all the sugar and probably sterile, too. Not that he's getting any locked up like that, but just knowing you're sterile somehow makes you feel like less of a man :P

I want a bear that drinks Coke. I'll pay 50 dollars for one!