Embarrassing stories: Thread #1,000,145,57845

This is the most embarrassing thing to happen to me in a long time.

Earlier today, my little sister asks if I could clean some of her Barbie dolls. I said sure, so she went and grabbed five or six of them and plopped them down on my desk. I was sitting here, bored, so I figured I'd get that done really quick.

So I grab one of the Barbie's, and take off her clothes. (That sounds...weird.)

I take a towel, wet the tip, and start cleaning her. Well, there was some food-like stuff on her...uh..."boob area"...so I put the towel down and start scratching the small area of goop. (We'll just call it goop. I have no idea what else to call it. Gunk? Anyways...)

Scratching only works a little, so I start rubbing it, trying to get it off...Then, my door opens, and my dad just stands there, watching me "rubbing" a Barbie doll's...you know.

He just gives me a " " look and slowly exits.

...

/owned

By the way, I just explained to my dad...I even had my sister come in and tell him that what I'm saying is the truth. But still, this was :cry:.

Please share yours. New or old, doesn't matter.

Maybe someone has an even worse one. :D

I can't think one for me. But today my friend thought he had trash in his hand and threw it away. Turned out to be his cell phone.killer_is_me

One word:

How?

I can't think one for me. But today my friend thought he had trash in his hand and threw it away. Turned out to be his cell phone.killer_is_me

...Did he get it out right away? Or discover that later, or...what?

in 3rd grade i was in a play about something (forget what :P). Well anyways, we were on those stair things that people stand on when they sing in groups. well, me being the tallest i was on top, and of course when it was my turn to sing. BAM! i fall right off the back and through the curtain. >.<

never went to the top of the things again :lol:

[QUOTE="killer_is_me"]I can't think one for me. But today my friend thought he had trash in his hand and threw it away. Turned out to be his cell phone.harashawn

One word:

How?

He just did. He just did.

[QUOTE="killer_is_me"]I can't think one for me. But today my friend thought he had trash in his hand and threw it away. Turned out to be his cell phone.StaindShadow

...Did he get it out right away? Or discover that later, or...what?

About a minute later he went to get his phone out of his pocket. When it wasn't there he realized what had happened.

[QUOTE="StaindShadow"]

[QUOTE="killer_is_me"]I can't think one for me. But today my friend thought he had trash in his hand and threw it away. Turned out to be his cell phone.killer_is_me

...Did he get it out right away? Or discover that later, or...what?

About a minute later he went to get his phone out of his pocket. When it wasn't there he realized what had happened.

Oh, I see. Thanks.

I was looking at a girl in my class and I had this look on my face. She is so hot. She caught me and was creeped out. She hasn't talked to me in 2 years and I'm still too scared to approach her. We still go to the same school and see each other once in a while in the halls.It's akward when I walk past her.-AK47-

That smiley is too funny.

I was looking at a girl in my class and I had this look on my face. She is so hot. She caught me and was creeped out. She hasn't talked to me in 2 years and I'm still too scared to approach her. We still go to the same school and see each other once in a while in the halls.It's akward when I walk past her.-AK47-

And that's why you don't stare.

one time in class, some guys were throwing around a tennis ball inside class. then one accidently hits me with it and i go "dude wtf?!" then i blindly throw it and hit the girl i like in the mouth....legend26

Haha nice.

Once I was pullin on something

and it was my lover.

one time in class, some guys were throwing around a tennis ball inside class. then one accidently hits me with it and i go "dude wtf?!" then i blindly throw it and hit the girl i like in the mouth....legend26

You must post more. I'm talking aftermath stuff.

Sucks, by the way.

one time in class, some guys were throwing around a tennis ball inside class. then one accidently hits me with it and i go "dude wtf?!" then i blindly throw it and hit the girl i like in the mouth....legend26

lawl pwnt.

[QUOTE="legend26"]one time in class, some guys were throwing around a tennis ball inside class. then one accidently hits me with it and i go "dude wtf?!" then i blindly throw it and hit the girl i like in the mouth....harashawn

Haha nice.

then i start freaking out and i go up to her and say "omg! omg!omg! im sorry! i!! im!! im!!! (i was stutering) soory! it was an accident!!" then she just says "no...no its ok im fine."

the next day her chin is red and i appolgize more :(

[QUOTE="harashawn"]

[QUOTE="legend26"]one time in class, some guys were throwing around a tennis ball inside class. then one accidently hits me with it and i go "dude wtf?!" then i blindly throw it and hit the girl i like in the mouth....legend26

Haha nice.

then i start freaking out and i go up to her and say "omg! omg!omg! im sorry! i!! im!! im!!! (i was stutering) soory! it was an accident!!" then she just says "no...no its ok im fine."

the next day her chin is red and i appolgize more :(

Yup...owned.

[QUOTE="legend26"][QUOTE="harashawn"]

[QUOTE="legend26"]one time in class, some guys were throwing around a tennis ball inside class. then one accidently hits me with it and i go "dude wtf?!" then i blindly throw it and hit the girl i like in the mouth....StaindShadow

Haha nice.

then i start freaking out and i go up to her and say "omg! omg!omg! im sorry! i!! im!! im!!! (i was stutering) soory! it was an accident!!" then she just says "no...no its ok im fine."

the next day her chin is red and i appolgize more :(

Yup...owned.

but the good thing is we actually started talking more and now were friends.....but just friends....and she has a boyfriend :cry:

[QUOTE="StaindShadow"][QUOTE="legend26"][QUOTE="harashawn"]

[QUOTE="legend26"]one time in class, some guys were throwing around a tennis ball inside class. then one accidently hits me with it and i go "dude wtf?!" then i blindly throw it and hit the girl i like in the mouth....legend26

Haha nice.

then i start freaking out and i go up to her and say "omg! omg!omg! im sorry! i!! im!! im!!! (i was stutering) soory! it was an accident!!" then she just says "no...no its ok im fine."

the next day her chin is red and i appolgize more :(

Yup...owned.

but the good thing is we actually started talking more and now were friends.....but just friends....and she has a boyfriend :cry:

All you have to do is... Kill him!

[QUOTE="legend26"][QUOTE="StaindShadow"][QUOTE="legend26"][QUOTE="harashawn"]

[QUOTE="legend26"]one time in class, some guys were throwing around a tennis ball inside class. then one accidently hits me with it and i go "dude wtf?!" then i blindly throw it and hit the girl i like in the mouth....harashawn

Haha nice.

then i start freaking out and i go up to her and say "omg! omg!omg! im sorry! i!! im!! im!!! (i was stutering) soory! it was an accident!!" then she just says "no...no its ok im fine."

the next day her chin is red and i appolgize more :(

Yup...owned.

but the good thing is we actually started talking more and now were friends.....but just friends....and she has a boyfriend :cry:

All you have to do is... Kill him!

how do i do this?

[QUOTE="harashawn"][QUOTE="legend26"][QUOTE="StaindShadow"][QUOTE="legend26"][QUOTE="harashawn"]

[QUOTE="legend26"]one time in class, some guys were throwing around a tennis ball inside class. then one accidently hits me with it and i go "dude wtf?!" then i blindly throw it and hit the girl i like in the mouth....legend26

Haha nice.

then i start freaking out and i go up to her and say "omg! omg!omg! im sorry! i!! im!! im!!! (i was stutering) soory! it was an accident!!" then she just says "no...no its ok im fine."

the next day her chin is red and i appolgize more :(

Yup...owned.

but the good thing is we actually started talking more and now were friends.....but just friends....and she has a boyfriend :cry:

All you have to do is... Kill him!

how do i do this?

For $3000 I can assassinate him.

[QUOTE="legend26"][QUOTE="harashawn"][QUOTE="legend26"][QUOTE="StaindShadow"][QUOTE="legend26"][QUOTE="harashawn"]

[QUOTE="legend26"]one time in class, some guys were throwing around a tennis ball inside class. then one accidently hits me with it and i go "dude wtf?!" then i blindly throw it and hit the girl i like in the mouth....harashawn

Haha nice.

then i start freaking out and i go up to her and say "omg! omg!omg! im sorry! i!! im!! im!!! (i was stutering) soory! it was an accident!!" then she just says "no...no its ok im fine."

the next day her chin is red and i appolgize more :(

Yup...owned.

but the good thing is we actually started talking more and now were friends.....but just friends....and she has a boyfriend :cry:

All you have to do is... Kill him!

how do i do this?

For $3000 I can assassinate him.

deal

>_>

[QUOTE="harashawn"][QUOTE="legend26"][QUOTE="harashawn"][QUOTE="legend26"][QUOTE="StaindShadow"][QUOTE="legend26"][QUOTE="harashawn"]

[QUOTE="legend26"]one time in class, some guys were throwing around a tennis ball inside class. then one accidently hits me with it and i go "dude wtf?!" then i blindly throw it and hit the girl i like in the mouth....legend26

Haha nice.

then i start freaking out and i go up to her and say "omg! omg!omg! im sorry! i!! im!! im!!! (i was stutering) soory! it was an accident!!" then she just says "no...no its ok im fine."

the next day her chin is red and i appolgize more :(

Yup...owned.

but the good thing is we actually started talking more and now were friends.....but just friends....and she has a boyfriend :cry:

All you have to do is... Kill him!

how do i do this?

For $3000 I can assassinate him.

deal

>_>

Okay, I will need half now and half after.

I once was pantsed in front of a bunch of girls while wearing tighty whities. Not fun. Also, first message on my Wii!awesomeface

Sooo...how old were you?

I start rubbing it, trying to get it off..

StaindShadow

I laughed quite hard right about here... sexual innuendos :D

In Art class 9th grade. There was this huge farting sound. And everyone in the class turned at me like I did it (I didn't)

I just started laughing so hard for a while maybe 1 minute or more. The teacher told me to leave the class and settle down.

[QUOTE="StaindShadow"]

I start rubbing it, trying to get it off..

jus2nyce

I laughed quite hard right about here... sexual innuendos :D

:lol:

got caught playing WOWkillercuts3

ouch

looking at this thread reminds me of the guy yesterday who slapped his teachers bottom by accident for money. Priceless.

I cant think of any stories of my own to tell, i have never had anything terribly embarrasing happen to me.

ahh i have one ill never ever forget it...ugh it was terrible. I was in elementary and i was behind this one kid on the lunch line and i was cool with him and yeah we werent talking and im just waiting on line so im playing with my lunch card and i end up getting it flicked into the air close to my face so i go to grab it but miss and it falling and i miss one more time and the card is now literally hovering right over his butt and i got to grab my card one last time and i end up violating his ass with my hands...It was terrible and the card finally falls to the floor and i pick up. As i get up hes looking at me staring saying "What the hell!" and i just go "MY TICKET FELL" uber nervous with my whole face red afraid people would think im gay or something and he just goes "No...no ticket ever falls" I just think wtf? O.O

copy and paste

[QUOTE="legend26"][QUOTE="harashawn"][QUOTE="legend26"][QUOTE="harashawn"][QUOTE="legend26"][QUOTE="StaindShadow"][QUOTE="legend26"][QUOTE="harashawn"]

[QUOTE="legend26"]one time in class, some guys were throwing around a tennis ball inside class. then one accidently hits me with it and i go "dude wtf?!" then i blindly throw it and hit the girl i like in the mouth....harashawn

Haha nice.

then i start freaking out and i go up to her and say "omg! omg!omg! im sorry! i!! im!! im!!! (i was stutering) soory! it was an accident!!" then she just says "no...no its ok im fine."

the next day her chin is red and i appolgize more :(

Yup...owned.

but the good thing is we actually started talking more and now were friends.....but just friends....and she has a boyfriend :cry:

All you have to do is... Kill him!

how do i do this?

For $3000 I can assassinate him.

deal

>_>

Okay, I will need half now and half after.

make it look like an accident

[QUOTE="harashawn"][QUOTE="legend26"][QUOTE="harashawn"][QUOTE="legend26"][QUOTE="harashawn"][QUOTE="legend26"][QUOTE="StaindShadow"][QUOTE="legend26"][QUOTE="harashawn"]

[QUOTE="legend26"]one time in class, some guys were throwing around a tennis ball inside class. then one accidently hits me with it and i go "dude wtf?!" then i blindly throw it and hit the girl i like in the mouth....legend26

Haha nice.

then i start freaking out and i go up to her and say "omg! omg!omg! im sorry! i!! im!! im!!! (i was stutering) soory! it was an accident!!" then she just says "no...no its ok im fine."

the next day her chin is red and i appolgize more :(

Yup...owned.

but the good thing is we actually started talking more and now were friends.....but just friends....and she has a boyfriend :cry:

All you have to do is... Kill him!

how do i do this?

For $3000 I can assassinate him.

deal

>_>

Okay, I will need half now and half after.

make it look like an accident

:lol:

looking at this thread reminds me of the guy yesterday who slapped his teachers bottom by accident for money. Priceless.Gigagamer2

That was also me. :oops:

If anyone wants to find said story, it's in my blog.

I was playing Volley Ball in gym with a bunch of kids in my class so I jumped up and smacked the ball down and it hit some hot girl in my class square in the face.JC346

well atleast im not the only one to hit a girl in the face with a ball

>_>

[QUOTE="JC346"]I was playing Volley Ball in gym with a bunch of kids in my class so I jumped up and smacked the ball down and it hit some hot girl in my class square in the face.legend26

well atleast im not the only one to hit a girl in the face with a ball

>_>

[QUOTE="legend26"][QUOTE="harashawn"][QUOTE="legend26"][QUOTE="harashawn"][QUOTE="legend26"][QUOTE="harashawn"][QUOTE="legend26"][QUOTE="StaindShadow"][QUOTE="legend26"][QUOTE="harashawn"]

[QUOTE="legend26"]one time in class, some guys were throwing around a tennis ball inside class. then one accidently hits me with it and i go "dude wtf?!" then i blindly throw it and hit the girl i like in the mouth....cyberdarkkid

Haha nice.

then i start freaking out and i go up to her and say "omg! omg!omg! im sorry! i!! im!! im!!! (i was stutering) soory! it was an accident!!" then she just says "no...no its ok im fine."

the next day her chin is red and i appolgize more :(

Yup...owned.

but the good thing is we actually started talking more and now were friends.....but just friends....and she has a boyfriend :cry:

All you have to do is... Kill him!

how do i do this?

For $3000 I can assassinate him.

deal

>_>

Okay, I will need half now and half after.

make it look like an accident

:lol:

:lol: i laughed at this conversation so much

[QUOTE="harashawn"][QUOTE="legend26"][QUOTE="harashawn"][QUOTE="legend26"][QUOTE="harashawn"][QUOTE="legend26"][QUOTE="StaindShadow"][QUOTE="legend26"][QUOTE="harashawn"]

[QUOTE="legend26"]one time in class, some guys were throwing around a tennis ball inside class. then one accidently hits me with it and i go "dude wtf?!" then i blindly throw it and hit the girl i like in the mouth....legend26

Haha nice.

then i start freaking out and i go up to her and say "omg! omg!omg! im sorry! i!! im!! im!!! (i was stutering) soory! it was an accident!!" then she just says "no...no its ok im fine."

the next day her chin is red and i appolgize more :(

Yup...owned.

but the good thing is we actually started talking more and now were friends.....but just friends....and she has a boyfriend :cry:

All you have to do is... Kill him!

how do i do this?

For $3000 I can assassinate him.

deal

>_>

Okay, I will need half now and half after.

make it look like an accident

Alright, I will begin gathering as much information about him as I can right now.