Embarrassing stories: Thread #1,000,145,57845

For $3000 I can assassinate him.

deal

>_>

Okay, I will need half now and half after.

make it look like an accident

Alright, I will begin gathering as much information about him as I can right now.

pleasure doin buisness with you, now when can i expect the job done?

[QUOTE="legend26"]

[QUOTE="JC346"]I was playing Volley Ball in gym with a bunch of kids in my class so I jumped up and smacked the ball down and it hit some hot girl in my class square in the face.solid_mario

well atleast im not the only one to hit a girl in the face with a ball

>_>

:lol::P:|:?

legend26

For $3000 I can assassinate him.

deal

>_>

Okay, I will need half now and half after.

make it look like an accident

Alright, I will begin gathering as much information about him as I can right now.

pleasure doin buisness with you, now when can i expect the job done?

You can probably expect by the end of next week.

[QUOTE="legend26"]

harashawn

For $3000 I can assassinate him.

deal

>_>

Okay, I will need half now and half after.

make it look like an accident

Alright, I will begin gathering as much information about him as I can right now.

pleasure doin buisness with you, now when can i expect the job done?

You can probably expect by the end of next week.

perfect.

[QUOTE="killer_is_me"]I can't think one for me. But today my friend thought he had trash in his hand and threw it away. Turned out to be his cell phone.harashawn

One word:

How?

You wounder about that one a buddy of mine went into a swimming pool with a phone in his pocket.