Enhance your feminine side. What does that mean?

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#1 Oleg_Huzwog
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My fortune cookie says, "You should enhance your feminine side at this time." I find this choice of words to be rather bizarre. I've heard of getting in touch with your feminine side, but never enhancing it.

Usually, when I hear the word 'enhance' in relation to femininity, I'm thinking of a certain kind of surgery. But surely that's not what my cookie is telling me, right?

What does it mean to enhance your feminine side?

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Wear a bra. Or some thigh high stockings.
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Dress suggestively and then get mad when people check you out.

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Get implants.

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the fortune cookie is telling u to have a sex change!!! :o

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Wear lipstick, paint my nails, get some boobs, stuff like that.

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#7 samuraiguns
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you are already feminine, enhance it.

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Play with barbies!

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Have sex with a guy.
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It's telling you to turn gay :o
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My fortune cookie says, "You should enhance your feminine side at this time." I find this choice of words to be rather bizarre. I've heard of getting in touch with your feminine side, but never enhancing it.

Usually, when I hear the word 'enhance' in relation to femininity, I'm thinking of a certain kind of surgery. But surely that's not what my cookie is telling me, right?

What does it mean to enhance your feminine side?

Oleg_Huzwog

Probably mistranslation. :P

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Gigatty Gigatty Gig-ga-ti8)

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Get implants ;)
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It's telling you to turn gay :ohorgen123

Yes, to the dark side with you! :twisted:

It's not so bad, punch is served. :P

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#15 194197844077667059316682358889
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I think you know that you are being told to get a boob job.
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tweeze your eyebrows.
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#17 horgen  Moderator
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[QUOTE="horgen123"]It's telling you to turn gay :oDark_Knight6

Yes, to the dark side with you! :twisted:

It's not so bad, punch is served. :P

In this case I would rather not to...
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#18 clicketyclick
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Think of as many vaguely insulting stereotypes and generalisations about women as you can, apparently.

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#19 Dark_Knight6
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[QUOTE="Dark_Knight6"]

[QUOTE="horgen123"]It's telling you to turn gay :ohorgen123

Yes, to the dark side with you! :twisted:

It's not so bad, punch is served. :P

In this case I would rather not to...

Suit yourself, more punch for me. :P

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#20 darkguy_101
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[QUOTE="horgen123"]It's telling you to turn gay :oDark_Knight6

Yes, to the dark side with you! :twisted:

It's not so bad, punch is served. :P

don't forget the discount at selected stores with your member card.

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#21 MrPraline
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[QUOTE="horgen123"]It's telling you to turn gay :oDark_Knight6

Yes, to the dark side with you! :twisted:

It's not so bad, punch is served. :P

Wait, we can punch gay people? I'm in! :P
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[QUOTE="Dark_Knight6"]

[QUOTE="horgen123"]It's telling you to turn gay :oMrPraline

Yes, to the dark side with you! :twisted:

It's not so bad, punch is served. :P

Wait, we can punch gay people? I'm in! :P

I do not care for donkey punches; sry :(
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#23 Dark_Knight6
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I do not care for donkey punches; sry :(xaos

:lol: What a reply! Perfect, just perfect. :lol:

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#24 MrPraline
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Well played sir.