Even the Smurfs are not safe from #Illuminati

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#1 MrPraline
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Making poor lovely Smurfette throw up the one eye. :( F*ck you Gargamel.
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#2 famicommander
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I have no idea what this thread is about. Like, at all. But the Smurfs are and have always been lame as hell.
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Invisible telescope!
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well..

lt3-****-illuminati-i-just-like-triangle

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the jews.....
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Making poor lovely Smurfette throw up the one eye. :( F*ck you Gargamel.   MrPraline
Funny, last night I watched several videos on the Illuminati, all of which showed celebs making satanic hand gestures in their music videos. My brain was so jacked up after watching. Two videos alone were half an hour long each. I think I'm actually convinced the Illuminati exists. After watching most of the vids, it really isn't that hard to see how they could exist.

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So what, does this mean Half-Life 3 is or isn't coming out?

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[QUOTE="MrPraline"]Making poor lovely Smurfette throw up the one eye. :( F*ck you Gargamel.   gamerguru100

Funny, last night I watched several videos on the Illuminati, all of which showed celebs making satanic hand gestures in their music videos. My brain was so jacked up after watching. Two videos alone were half an hour long each. I think I'm actually convinced the Illuminati exists. After watching most of the vids, it really isn't that hard to see how they could exist.

It's pathetic how every current celebrity is in magazines, photoshoots and videos with one eye symbolism. Choose a better fashion trend to follow plzthanks.
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#9 deeliman
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The smurfs do it because they are still scared from the last time they defied the illuminati http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aa782wOrUVM&hd=1

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now i get it, praline has been trolling the whole time
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[QUOTE="MrPraline"]Making poor lovely Smurfette throw up the one eye. :( F*ck you Gargamel.   gamerguru100

Funny, last night I watched several videos on the Illuminati, all of which showed celebs making satanic hand gestures in their music videos. My brain was so jacked up after watching. Two videos alone were half an hour long each. I think I'm actually convinced the Illuminati exists. After watching most of the vids, it really isn't that hard to see how they could exist.

So the Illuminati plan to take over the world by using the music of Bieber and Miley Cyrus against me? Good luck with that.
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Smurfs' blue skin = aliens. Proof majestic 12 is real???
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Smurfs' blue skin = aliens. Proof majestic 12 is real???EJ902
majestic 12 12 1+2=3 half life 3 confirmed
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[QUOTE="EJ902"]Smurfs' blue skin = aliens. Proof majestic 12 is real???deeliman
majestic 12 12 1+2=3 half life 3 confirmed

lol
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[QUOTE="gamerguru100"]

[QUOTE="MrPraline"]Making poor lovely Smurfette throw up the one eye. :( F*ck you Gargamel.   Diablo-B

Funny, last night I watched several videos on the Illuminati, all of which showed celebs making satanic hand gestures in their music videos. My brain was so jacked up after watching. Two videos alone were half an hour long each. I think I'm actually convinced the Illuminati exists. After watching most of the vids, it really isn't that hard to see how they could exist.

So the Illuminati plan to take over the world by using the music of Bieber and Miley Cyrus against me? Good luck with that.

Yeah, they're doing a pretty f*cking bad job at it.
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One-Eyed Antichrist

There is one monotheistic prophecy that fortells that at the End of Days, there will appear a man who will be blind in one eye. The man will be a political figure who will be a tyrant. Next, he will claim to be Prophet of God and Messiah, the last he will caim to be divine. This is the prophecy: "I warn you against him (i.e. the Dajjal) and there was no prophet but warned his nation against him. No doubt, Noah warned his nation against him but I tell you about him something of which no prophet told his nation before me. You should know that he is one-eyed, and God is not one-eyed," Prophet Muhammad pbuh (Islam). 

The worship of the one-eyed has been alive for centuries. At one point, Prophet Muhammad himself thought that Dajjal (fake Messiah, or as known in Christianity: Antichrist) will appear in his own lifetime. There is a story actually told in the written sayings where a group of Muslim believers claimed they spoke to Antichrist. To me personally, the story is symbolic. It lets people know that the belief in the one-eyed existed back then and is not new in our times.

Also, here is biblical verse that speaks of the one-eyed Antichrist: 

Zech. 11:17, "Woe to the worthless shepherd who leaves the flock! A sword will be on his arm and on his right eye!  His arm will be totally withered, and his right eye will be blind."
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[QUOTE="EJ902"]Smurfs' blue skin = aliens. Proof majestic 12 is real???deeliman
majestic 12 12 1+2=3 half life 3 confirmed

It goes deeper: Illuminati was founded in Bavaria Life expectancy in Bavaria = 77.3 years A half life in Bavaria therefore equals 38.65 years Bring in the 3: 38.65*3=115.95 Break it down: 1 1 5 9 5One all-seeing eye One ruler of the new world order Five sides to a pyramid - common illuminati symbol Nine is the number of divine completionFive points of a pentogram - symbol of satanic illuminati ritual Here's where it gets creepy Go back to the bavarian half life. 3 + 8 + 6 + 5 = 22 The 22nd letter of the alphabet is V Flip it upside down ANOTHER PYRAMID V IS THE ROMAN NUMERAL FOR FIVE The fifth letter of the alphabet is E The letter E appears in gabe newell's name 3 times HALF LIFE 3CHECKMATE Half Life 3 is an illuminati false flag operation
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[QUOTE="MrPraline"] It's pathetic how every current celebrity is in magazines, photoshoots and videos with one eye symbolism. Choose a better fashion trend to follow plzthanks.

Do people actually believe the shit on that website?
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[QUOTE="bobbetybob"][QUOTE="MrPraline"] It's pathetic how every current celebrity is in magazines, photoshoots and videos with one eye symbolism. Choose a better fashion trend to follow plzthanks.

Do people actually believe the shit on that website?

yeah, read the comments on any random article
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[QUOTE="bobbetybob"][QUOTE="MrPraline"] It's pathetic how every current celebrity is in magazines, photoshoots and videos with one eye symbolism. Choose a better fashion trend to follow plzthanks.

Do people actually believe the shit on that website?

I was a doubter to until I actually read one of his articles. The articles on lady gaga are eye opening.
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[QUOTE="-Renegade"][QUOTE="bobbetybob"][QUOTE="MrPraline"] It's pathetic how every current celebrity is in magazines, photoshoots and videos with one eye symbolism. Choose a better fashion trend to follow plzthanks.

Do people actually believe the shit on that website?

I was a doubter to until I actually read one of his articles. The articles on lady gaga are eye opening.

My favourite articles are the "Sinister Sites" ones. especially http://vigilantcitizen.com/sinistersites/sinister-sites-the-georgia-guidestones/
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I wish I could join the illuminati.
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illuminati has 3 Is. Half life 3 confirmed!

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Sounds like a crap secret society if your average internet stoner is able to work out who its members are just by looking at their publicity shots. Also, playing along a bit: if any of this was true, why doesn't the Illuminati just kill off the website owner and tank the page? And if it isn't true, why doesn't the Illuminati just kill off the website owner to make conspiracy theorists think this information was true?
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[QUOTE="Planeforger"]Sounds like a crap secret society if your average internet stoner is able to work out who its members are just by looking at their publicity shots. Also, playing along a bit: if any of this was true, why doesn't the Illuminati just kill off the website owner and tank the page? And if it isn't true, why doesn't the Illuminati just kill off the website owner to make conspiracy theorists think this information was true?

And soooo many rapper talk about the Illuminati. If it is supposed to be secret why are they talking about it?
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Illuminati :roll:

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[QUOTE="MrPraline"]Making poor lovely Smurfette throw up the one eye. :( F*ck you Gargamel.   gamerguru100

Funny, last night I watched several videos on the Illuminati, all of which showed celebs making satanic hand gestures in their music videos. My brain was so jacked up after watching. Two videos alone were half an hour long each. I think I'm actually convinced the Illuminati exists. After watching most of the vids, it really isn't that hard to see how they could exist.

Oh the illuminati exists, that hasn't been debated ever. But they are most certainly not a group behind every country's government if thats what you're talking about.
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[QUOTE="Ugalde-"][QUOTE="Planeforger"]Sounds like a crap secret society if your average internet stoner is able to work out who its members are just by looking at their publicity shots. Also, playing along a bit: if any of this was true, why doesn't the Illuminati just kill off the website owner and tank the page? And if it isn't true, why doesn't the Illuminati just kill off the website owner to make conspiracy theorists think this information was true?

And soooo many rapper talk about the Illuminati. If it is supposed to be secret why are they talking about it?

Because controversy is what gets them popular.
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[QUOTE="Planeforger"]Sounds like a crap secret society if your average internet stoner is able to work out who its members are just by looking at their publicity shots. Also, playing along a bit: if any of this was true, why doesn't the Illuminati just kill off the website owner and tank the page? And if it isn't true, why doesn't the Illuminati just kill off the website owner to make conspiracy theorists think this information was true?

nobody knows who the illuminati are.
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[QUOTE="Gaming-Planet"][QUOTE="Ugalde-"][QUOTE="Planeforger"]Sounds like a crap secret society if your average internet stoner is able to work out who its members are just by looking at their publicity shots. Also, playing along a bit: if any of this was true, why doesn't the Illuminati just kill off the website owner and tank the page? And if it isn't true, why doesn't the Illuminati just kill off the website owner to make conspiracy theorists think this information was true?

And soooo many rapper talk about the Illuminati. If it is supposed to be secret why are they talking about it?

Because controversy is what gets them popular.

I know that lol. But if Jay-Z was really in the Illuminati would they really want him rapping about it?
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#31 Bikouchu35
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Illuminati :roll:

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The conspiracy continues!

I just ordered 3 al pastor tacos, 2nd most bombed tacos I ever ate. 3. Half life 3 confirmed.

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What the literal *beep* are you talking about? :|