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#101 AutoPilotOn
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Been to one with friends a couple time. Not my thing. Seems like a waste to me.
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#102 kingkong0124
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[QUOTE="xXDrPainXx"][QUOTE="ps3theJT"]

All the time. I used to go almost everyday. It got to a point where I would call to see who was working and recognize every stripper. I even brought home a stripper before.

worlock77

Ha, I have a buddy who goes all the time and was "dating" one but she turned out to be a giant coke head and went mental one night at his place banging on walls and sh*t with her 14in heels and all around being annoying and wrecking the place. I think he learned his lesson on that one haha.

I once dated a stripper. She was just about the most calm, rational girl I've ever dated (with the exception of my wife).

not surprised you go for chicks that have essentially f*cked up their lives.
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#103 Franklinstein
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I've been once. It was for a friend's bachelor party. It was pretty nice; I had a really fun time until we left and I mean as soon as I walked out of those doors I felt this HUGE feeling of trashiness, and I had spent close to two hundred dollars. But yeah, I mean... they're fun and they have their purpose, but they aren't something I'd go to often.
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#104 Pirate700
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Tons of times. Used to go all the time back in high school. Would go with a group of friends on friday's right after class (we would alternate between strip clubs and casinos from week to week). I wonder what my teacher would have thought if she knew students in her class were heading to a totally nude joint as soon as the bell rang. :P I haven't been to one in probably seven years now though.

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#105 AussieePet
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I work there jokes
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#106 Riverwolf007
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[QUOTE="Riverwolf007"]

[QUOTE="lazerface216"]

tell that to a multitude of athletes, movie stars, musicians and radio personalities (aka howard stern) who frequent these places regularly. i mean, i'm sure they never recieive attention from the ladies.

lazerface216

dude... seriously. it's ****ing gross.

some chick came up behind me and started dragging her fake ass teats across my back and paying attention to me in the hopes of making money.

it was nad curdling disgusting.

if you are a person that enjoys trading money for attention then fine do that. it is a free country.

it is just not my kind of power trip.

it must have been the club you went to, the club i went to the girls were all na-tur-al.

about the whole "power trip" thing, lol i think you're reading a bit too much into it...

maybe i am but really what else could it be than a power trip?

you already used celebs as your example. it is not like they can't get women.

but those chicks are a commodity.

you pay them and they have to do what you tell them to because they are temporarily your bought and paid for property.

to me it looks totally like a power trip.

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#107 Riverwolf007
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I work there jokesAussieePet
me asking if you can make change for a susan b. anthony dollar jokes.

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#108 Pirate700
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I work there jokesAussieePet
*Puts single in gstring*

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#109 cheese_game619
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No, I dont really feel like taking part in any activity outside of my computer palaceWilliamRLBaker
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I went once... it was very clean and the girls smelled nice... One of the strippers sat in my lap and just chatted me up for a while before giving me a free dance... However, I have very analytical eyes... All I could focus on was the lifeless stares of the strippers... While she was on stage all I could do was stare into her eyes as she stared back into mine... it was chilling... Then I noticed all of them had the same look... I never went back...jeremiah06
f***in lol
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#110 AussieePet
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[QUOTE="AussieePet"]I work there jokesPirate700

*Puts single in gstring*

Come on i want more than that cheap pirate! D:
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#111 AussieePet
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[QUOTE="AussieePet"]I work there jokesRiverwolf007

me asking if you can make change for a susan b. anthony dollar jokes.

Sorry i have no chance so iwill keep what you give me
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#112 Optical_Order
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[QUOTE="Pirate700"]

[QUOTE="AussieePet"]I work there jokesAussieePet

*Puts single in gstring*

Come on i want more than that cheap pirate! D:

Let's nip this felony in waiting in the bud, eh?

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#113 Pirate700
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[QUOTE="Pirate700"]

[QUOTE="AussieePet"]I work there jokesAussieePet

*Puts single in gstring*

Come on i want more than that cheap pirate! D:

:P

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#114 Wolf-Man2006
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[QUOTE="Pirate700"]

[QUOTE="AussieePet"]I work there jokesAussieePet

*Puts single in gstring*

Come on i want more than that cheap pirate! D:

Well he is called pirate after all :lol: They tend to want more bang for the buck if you catch my drift....

As for strip clubs I only go if my horny friends invite me, which isn't that often considering you can't touch anybody... Clubs offer more freedom than strip clubs IMO..

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#115 Pirate700
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Whats funny is you can always tell the groups who are there for the first time. You'll get a group of HS kids in there and they look super uncomfortable and scared. :lol:

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#116 Wolf-Man2006
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Whats funny is you can always tell the groups who are there for the first time. You'll get a group of HS kids in there and they look super uncomfortable and scared. :lol:

Pirate700

Possibly because they're scared of STDs or cooties

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#117 Pirate700
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[QUOTE="Pirate700"]

Whats funny is you can always tell the groups who are there for the first time. You'll get a group of HS kids in there and they look super uncomfortable and scared. :lol:

Wolf-Man2006

Possibly because they're scared of STDs or cooties

It's their own fault if they haven't gotten their cootie shots before coming in contact with girlies.

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#118 Elraptor
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Never been, not once.
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#119 Pirate700
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I remember one time when the girl hopped up on the bar surrounding the stage trying to sit on my lap. She knocks over my drink, wipes her arm off on my shirt, and while swinging around, roundhouse kicks my buddy in the head. Ah man, I miss the old days. :lol:

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#120 Pirate700
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Never been, not once.Elraptor
Ah come on, El. Sometimes you gotta take a ride on the wildside.

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#121 Wolf-Man2006
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[QUOTE="Wolf-Man2006"]

[QUOTE="Pirate700"]

Whats funny is you can always tell the groups who are there for the first time. You'll get a group of HS kids in there and they look super uncomfortable and scared. :lol:

Pirate700

Possibly because they're scared of STDs or cooties

It's their own fault if they haven't gotten their cootie shots before coming in contact with girlies.

I don't blame them.. Especially since they only have the $10 that their mommas give them for lunch money

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#122 worlock77
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[QUOTE="worlock77"]

[QUOTE="xXDrPainXx"] Ha, I have a buddy who goes all the time and was "dating" one but she turned out to be a giant coke head and went mental one night at his place banging on walls and sh*t with her 14in heels and all around being annoying and wrecking the place. I think he learned his lesson on that one haha.kingkong0124

I once dated a stripper. She was just about the most calm, rational girl I've ever dated (with the exception of my wife).

not surprised you go for chicks that have essentially f*cked up their lives.

u jelly?

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#123 noscope-ak47
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[QUOTE="kingkong0124"][QUOTE="worlock77"]

I once dated a stripper. She was just about the most calm, rational girl I've ever dated (with the exception of my wife).

worlock77

not surprised you go for chicks that have essentially f*cked up their lives.

u jelly?

Strippers look good but they spirit is messed up from all the men in their work place. Now I work too hard for my money and was not about to just give it away so the stripe club is a no go for me.

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#124 worlock77
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[QUOTE="worlock77"]

[QUOTE="kingkong0124"] not surprised you go for chicks that have essentially f*cked up their lives. noscope-ak47

u jelly?

Strippers look good but they spirit is messed up from all the men in their work place. Now I work too hard for my money and was not about to just give it away so the stripe club is a no go for me.

Assumptions. Even if so who cares? Neither of us were looking for life long partners and we had a lot of fun together.

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#125 noscope-ak47
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[QUOTE="noscope-ak47"]

[QUOTE="worlock77"]

u jelly?

worlock77

Strippers look good but they spirit is messed up from all the men in their work place. Now I work too hard for my money and was not about to just give it away so the stripe club is a no go for me.

Assumptions. Even if so who cares? Neither of us were looking for life long partners and we had a lot of fun together.

Not mad at you most guys here spend they money and go home and jerk it so you did much better than the average joe.

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#126 kingkong0124
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[QUOTE="kingkong0124"][QUOTE="worlock77"]

I once dated a stripper. She was just about the most calm, rational girl I've ever dated (with the exception of my wife).

worlock77

not surprised you go for chicks that have essentially f*cked up their lives.

u jelly?

:P yeah bro, i love girls with yeast infections
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#127 D3nnyCrane
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[QUOTE="noscope-ak47"]

[QUOTE="worlock77"]

not surprised you go for chicks that have essentially f*cked up their lives. kingkong0124

u jelly?

Strippers look good but they spirit is messed up from all the men in their work place. Now I work too hard for my money and was not about to just give it away so the stripe club is a no go for me.

WTF Giving away money in exchange for a service or product is the entire basis of an economy.
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#128 worlock77
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[QUOTE="worlock77"]

[QUOTE="kingkong0124"] not surprised you go for chicks that have essentially f*cked up their lives. kingkong0124

u jelly?

:P yeah bro, i love girls with yeast infections

You do realize that yeast infections have nothing to do with sexuality, and can happen to anyone, male or female, at any age, even infants, right?

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#129 kingkong0124
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[QUOTE="kingkong0124"][QUOTE="worlock77"]

u jelly?

worlock77

:P yeah bro, i love girls with yeast infections

You do realize that yeast infections have nothing to do with sexuality, and can happen to anyone, male or female, at any age, even infants, right?

I thought they were more prone to happen to people who wear tight clothing/undergarments or whatever and in more moist areas. I'd imagine a sweaty stripper would be a very attractive home for yeast to survive.
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#130 D3nnyCrane
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[QUOTE="kingkong0124"][QUOTE="worlock77"]

:P yeah bro, i love girls with yeast infectionskingkong0124

You do realize that yeast infections have nothing to do with sexuality, and can happen to anyone, male or female, at any age, even infants, right?

I thought they were more prone to happen to people who wear tight clothing/undergarments or whatever and in more moist areas. I'd imagine a sweaty stripper would be a very attractive home for yeast to survive.

You know they can use showers, yeah?
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#131 kingkong0124
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[QUOTE="D3nnyCrane"][QUOTE="kingkong0124"][QUOTE="worlock77"]

You do realize that yeast infections have nothing to do with sexuality, and can happen to anyone, male or female, at any age, even infants, right?

I thought they were more prone to happen to people who wear tight clothing/undergarments or whatever and in more moist areas. I'd imagine a sweaty stripper would be a very attractive home for yeast to survive.

You know they can use showers, yeah?

Because strippers from the ghetto care about their personal hygiene.
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#132 D3nnyCrane
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[QUOTE="D3nnyCrane"][QUOTE="kingkong0124"] I thought they were more prone to happen to people who wear tight clothing/undergarments or whatever and in more moist areas. I'd imagine a sweaty stripper would be a very attractive home for yeast to survive. kingkong0124
You know they can use showers, yeah?

Because strippers from the ghetto care about their personal hygiene.

Chances are if you are watching your strippers perform in a ghetto she is not actually a stripper and is just taking her clothes off for sh*ts and giggles. Most of us are talking about actual "strip clubs", with "health codes" and need to promote an enjoyable atmosphere to generate "revenue".
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Yea, once....it went something like this....

Horatio: What do we have Delko?

Delko: Well, it appears the victim has some of the killer's semen in her ear.

Horatio: I guess you could say the victim. . . .

heard the killer coming.

*YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­HHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!*

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#134 Spitfirer
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Apparently, dating a stripper is no different from dating other women, other than the fact that strippers are far hornier.

In addition, making the assumption that strippers or porn stars are mentally broken and acting all sympathetic when you try to chat them up is a sure fire way to p!ss her off.

I also agree wholeheartedly with D3nny.

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#135 lamprey263
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went to one once when I was 16 and wasn't carded, pretty cool then, now I just look at it as a waste of money I don't have
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#136 TheNewEraIcon
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Never, but I still wanna go to 1. Some day just to see what its like. Theres a few downtown in my city but they look all grimey lol

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#137 Michael0134567
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Nope.

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#138 Pirate700
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Never, but I still wanna go to 1. Some day just to see what its like. Theres a few downtown in my city but they look all grimey lol

TheNewEraIcon

They always look bad outside but they're usually really nice inside.

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#139 ZumaJones07
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i'd only go again if i knew someone else was paying
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#140 SolidSnake35
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Nope. Can't say I'm that desperate to go either.
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#141 sukraj
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yes i've been to a few.

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#142 EJ902
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Yes. It was pretty fun, but two problems. One it is too expensive and second, I look pretty young for my age so it felt a bit awkward because people kept asking me if I was sure I was 18.

iloverikku11
that reminds me of how ridiculously lax the bouncers at the strip club I went to were, especially for london. Usually they're in to checking passports/drivers licenses meticulously no matter how old your look, the one at the strip club just casually asked as an afterthought if I was over 18, I showed him my passport but I imagine he'd probably have been fine with me just saying "yes I'm over 18" convincingly enough. They were even fine with us wandering out to go to the pub next door for cheap drinks and coming back in.
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#143 TwighlightBlade
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Never been and don't plan on it.

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Yes I have in the past, I have no desire to go to one now. But if you do go to strip clubs then you should visit a black strip club and a white one to see the HUGE differences. They should get rid of the white strip clubs honestly lol. But anyway, that's not my scene anymore.

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Yes I have in the past, I have no desire to go to one now. But if you do go to strip clubs then you should visit a black strip club and a white one to see the HUGE differences. They should get rid of the white strip clubs honestly lol. But anyway, that's not my scene anymore.

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Most things in the hood are cheaper and sometimes better.

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#146 megamanfanman
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Yes I have in the past, I have no desire to go to one now. But if you do go to strip clubs then you should visit a black strip club and a white one to see the HUGE differences. They should get rid of the white strip clubs honestly lol. But anyway, that's not my scene anymore.

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Amen to that lol... The first few strip clubs I went to were white ones and I got nothing "extra" (even with trying my best). First black strip club I went to... Got head without even trying lol (I know - lucky me). :p
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#147 lorddaggeroff
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i prefer those places where they stand on corner, much cheaper and safer lol.

Any body know how spot cop dressed in leotard.

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#148 megamanfanman
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i prefer those places where they stand on corner, much cheaper and safer lol.

Any body know how spot cop dressed in leotard.

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Lol I've actually used a prostitute before (and I'm not ashamed of it)... I don't get why some guys have a big problem with using prostitutes (but not strippers).
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#149 worlock77
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[QUOTE="djshowstopper87"]

Yes I have in the past, I have no desire to go to one now. But if you do go to strip clubs then you should visit a black strip club and a white one to see the HUGE differences. They should get rid of the white strip clubs honestly lol. But anyway, that's not my scene anymore.

megamanfanman

Amen to that lol... The first few strip clubs I went to were white ones and I got nothing "extra" (even with trying my best). First black strip club I went to... Got head without even trying lol (I know - lucky me). :p

No you didn't.

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#150 lorddaggeroff
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[QUOTE="lorddaggeroff"]

i prefer those places where they stand on corner, much cheaper and safer lol.

Any body know how spot cop dressed in leotard.

megamanfanman

Lol I've actually used a prostitute before (and I'm not ashamed of it)... I don't get why some guys have a big problem with using prostitutes (but not strippers).

Maybe it's because they catch cops in leotards. Me never because girl turns out to be guy. sad truth :(