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#1 EvilSteveo
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If this week could not get any worse first of all i find out am related to Rosie O'Donnell and now this. I found out today that on Christmas eve that am being taken to see twilight with my family. I know how bad the first one was since i had to watch it in English last year as a punishment for the boys in our class . Also since my teacher had a sick taste of humour.

If any one can come up an excuse or help me create one , I will post pictures of various cookies from google images and pretend am giving you cookies.

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#2 dashes_
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brilliant thread. :lol: just tell them that you don't want to go.
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#3 EvilSteveo
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brilliant thread. :lol: just tell them that you don't want to go.dashes_

You get some Watchmen cookies/biscuits

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#5 bsman00
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[QUOTE="EvilSteveo"]

If this week could not get any worse first of all i find out am related to Rosie O'Donnell and now this. I found out today that on Christmas eve that am being taken to see twilight with my family. I know how bad the first one was since i had to watch it in English last year as a punishment for the boys in our class . Also since my teacher had a sick taste of humour.

If any one can come up an excuse or help me create one , I will post pictures of various cookies from google images and pretend am giving you cookies.

Tell them you dont want to watch a crappy movie... what more do you need?
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#6 dashes_
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[QUOTE="dashes_"]brilliant thread. :lol: just tell them that you don't want to go.EvilSteveo

You get some Watchmen cookies/biscuits

thankyou sir. but seriously (lol) just tell them you don't want to go.
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#7 hiphops_savior
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Save some money and buy a ticket to see another movie.
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#8 deactivated-5e836a855beb2
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don't lie. you want to go
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#9 NinjaRiv
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Tell them you have placed bombs in three schools and that if you enter any cinema showing twilight, you will blow them to bits. I know it's drastic but this is twilight we're talking about.
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#10 weezyfb
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just dont go.
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#11 VGCReporter
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Ha ha ha ha. :)

Perhaps you should just tell them that you're no interested, and that you'd rather spend your money on something else.

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#13 CyleM
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I would just go with them to the movie and then say you have to go to the bathroom and sneak into another movie...
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#14 CrossLOPER
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Why don't you just bring a hand-held and something to listen to (headphones please) into the theater? That way, you'll be spending time with your family and enjoying yourself. Everybody wins.

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You're allergic to crappy films made from even crappier literature :P.
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#16 Niff_T
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I know how bad the first one was since i had to watch it in English last year as a punishment for the boys in our class . Also since my teacher had a sick taste of humour.

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Your teacher sounds awesome.

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#17 StripTheSoul
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How about "sorry, but I value my brain cells"?

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#18 Eddie5vs1
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Actually New Moon wasn't that bad. I understand that it's popular to bash on Twilight, but it's not horrible. At the very least you can take a nap. On an unrelated note (since I saw your sig), I finally got to see Watchmen. It was a really good movie.
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#19 EvilSteveo
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[QUOTE="EvilSteveo"]

I know how bad the first one was since i had to watch it in English last year as a punishment for the boys in our class . Also since my teacher had a sick taste of humour.

Niff_T

Your teacher sounds awesome.

He also bully's emos in my school . Emos have changed class before because of him .

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#20 EvilSteveo
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Actually New Moon wasn't that bad. I understand that it's popular to bash on Twilight, but it's not horrible. At the very least you can take a nap. On an unrelated note (since I saw your sig), I finally got to see Watchmen. It was a really good movie.Eddie5vs1

I enjoyed it but the Sex scence with that music in the background was awkward. Especially when flames came out the night owl flying thing.

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[QUOTE="Eddie5vs1"]Actually New Moon wasn't that bad. I understand that it's popular to bash on Twilight, but it's not horrible. At the very least you can take a nap. On an unrelated note (since I saw your sig), I finally got to see Watchmen. It was a really good movie.EvilSteveo

I enjoyed it but the Sex scence with that music in the background was awkward. Especially when flames came out the night owl flying thing.

:lol: Yeah, that was a little odd.
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#22 EvilSteveo
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[QUOTE="EvilSteveo"]

[QUOTE="Eddie5vs1"]Actually New Moon wasn't that bad. I understand that it's popular to bash on Twilight, but it's not horrible. At the very least you can take a nap. On an unrelated note (since I saw your sig), I finally got to see Watchmen. It was a really good movie.Eddie5vs1

I enjoyed it but the Sex scence with that music in the background was awkward. Especially when flames came out the night owl flying thing.

:lol: Yeah, that was a little odd.

And the blue man sex scene when your mum wants to watch the movie and your in the same room.

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And the blue man sex scene when your mum wants to watch the movie and your in the same room.

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eh, the only awkward scene was the hallelujah sex scene
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[QUOTE="Eddie5vs1"]Actually New Moon wasn't that bad. I understand that it's popular to bash on Twilight, but it's not horrible. At the very least you can take a nap. On an unrelated note (since I saw your sig), I finally got to see Watchmen. It was a really good movie.EvilSteveo

I enjoyed it but the Sex scence with that music in the background was awkward. Especially when flames came out the night owl flying thing.

The music was meant to make it funny..
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I don't understand why your parents will drag you to a movie you don't want to see. :? The relation to Rosie ODonnell was a nice touch though. :P
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run around and act like a crazy vampire...
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#27 CyleM
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there were sex scenes in this movie? now I MUST go... NOT! it is still stupid that people are into these books...
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there were sex scenes in this movie? now I MUST go... NOT! it is still stupid that people are into these books... CyleM
Mhmm, we are all ******. Thats why YOU didn't realize they are talking about The Watchmen..
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If you're not paying for it.. I dont' see why you wouldnt want to go.

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#30 NinjaRiv
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If you're not paying for it.. I dont' see why you wouldnt want to go.

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That's like saying "hey, if you're not paying for the acid to be dropped on your nuts, I don't see why you wouldn't want it!"
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#31 EvilSteveo
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If you're not paying for it.. I dont' see why you wouldnt want to go.

EMOEVOLUTION

I could always save the parody of twilight using the them crooked vulture song , new fang from youtube onto my ipod. Then start blasting it in the cinema and sing along to it.

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#32 themagicbum9720
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spoil the movie for them. maybe they won't wanna go anymore.
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[QUOTE="EMOEVOLUTION"]

If you're not paying for it.. I dont' see why you wouldnt want to go.

EvilSteveo

I could always save the parody of twilight using the them crooked vulture song , new fang from youtube onto my ipod. Then start blasting it in the cinema and sing along to it.

hey man, people dont pay for a ticket to a movie only to hear you singin'
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#34 MuddVader
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[QUOTE="EvilSteveo"]

[QUOTE="EMOEVOLUTION"]

If you're not paying for it.. I dont' see why you wouldnt want to go.

Sonir77

I could always save the parody of twilight using the them crooked vulture song , new fang from youtube onto my ipod. Then start blasting it in the cinema and sing along to it.

hey man, people dont pay for a ticket to a movie only to hear you singin'

Seriously, if someone did something like that in a movie I was watching I would gladly partake in his ass kicking. Tickets arent cheap. If you dont want to watch it, just stand outside in the parking lot and loiter, problem solved.
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[QUOTE="CyleM"]there were sex scenes in this movie? now I MUST go... NOT! it is still stupid that people are into these books... MuddVader
Mhmm, we are all ******. Thats why YOU didn't realize they are talking about The Watchmen..

I haven't seen that movie either so that is why I didn't realize that..
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#36 EMOEVOLUTION
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[QUOTE="EMOEVOLUTION"]

If you're not paying for it.. I dont' see why you wouldnt want to go.

NinjaRiv
That's like saying "hey, if you're not paying for the acid to be dropped on your nuts, I don't see why you wouldn't want it!"

No, it's not. IT's a movie. Not seeing it because it's a fad to hate twilight.. is stupid. It's really not that horrible of a movie. IT's just as decent as majority of the stuff out there. Sure, it's not amazing, but there is really little reason to hate on it just because certain people over hype it.
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You're related to Rosie O'Donnell? :?

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[QUOTE="NinjaRiv"][QUOTE="EMOEVOLUTION"]

If you're not paying for it.. I dont' see why you wouldnt want to go.

EMOEVOLUTION
That's like saying "hey, if you're not paying for the acid to be dropped on your nuts, I don't see why you wouldn't want it!"

No, it's not. IT's a movie. Not seeing it because it's a fad to hate twilight.. is stupid. It's really not that horrible of a movie. IT's just as decent as majority of the stuff out there. Sure, it's not amazing, but there is really little reason to hate on it just because certain people over hype it.

By god.. This is the second time Ive seen an Emoevolution post and agreed with it =D
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#39 EvilSteveo
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You're related to Rosie O'Donnell? :?

Kamekazi_69

I think i am , Her father comes from the same area of Ireland my mothers side comes from and the second name is O'Donnell. Also i compared photos of my self to her in a other topic of mines in my post history if you want to see.

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tell them you have Malaria. hey, it got Harrison Ford out of a fight scene once:P

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Tell them you're getting your face punched in :o
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[QUOTE="EMOEVOLUTION"][QUOTE="NinjaRiv"] That's like saying "hey, if you're not paying for the acid to be dropped on your nuts, I don't see why you wouldn't want it!"MuddVader
No, it's not. IT's a movie. Not seeing it because it's a fad to hate twilight.. is stupid. It's really not that horrible of a movie. IT's just as decent as majority of the stuff out there. Sure, it's not amazing, but there is really little reason to hate on it just because certain people over hype it.

By god.. This is the second time Ive seen an Emoevolution post and agreed with it =D

But why go see it if it has no appeal to the TC? Even if they were forcing him to see some critically acclaimed movie that he has no interest in seeing it would be the same issue he has now.

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Tell them that you don't want to see a movie that has a story less believable than modern warfare 2

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#44 Setsa
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[QUOTE="MuddVader"][QUOTE="EMOEVOLUTION"] No, it's not. IT's a movie. Not seeing it because it's a fad to hate twilight.. is stupid. It's really not that horrible of a movie. IT's just as decent as majority of the stuff out there. Sure, it's not amazing, but there is really little reason to hate on it just because certain people over hype it.Nifty_Shark

By god.. This is the second time Ive seen an Emoevolution post and agreed with it =D

But why go see it if it has no appeal to the TC? Even if they were forcing him to see some critically acclaimed movie that he has no interest in seeing it would be the same issue he has now.

Not only that, but by seeing the movie the TC would be a) contributing to funding the producers of a series he dislikes and b) wasting his parents' money on something he doesn't really want. Maybe ask them for money to rent a movie in lieu?
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Start looking at pics of half naked men so it won't be so bad.

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[QUOTE="EMOEVOLUTION"]

If you're not paying for it.. I dont' see why you wouldnt want to go.

EvilSteveo

I could always save the parody of twilight using the them crooked vulture song , new fang from youtube onto my ipod. Then start blasting it in the cinema and sing along to it.

oh no, you have to follow my friend and i's example. we went to see 2012, then when it was over we slipped into new moon, declared edward cullen was totally hotter than taylor lautner, meowed at all the really quiet "emotional" parts and consistently threw popcorn in the air, which since we were in the back made huge shadows. lmao..... punishing people for having horrible taste is borderline facist, but facism for the win.
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Tell them that like violent video games, the dramatic representation of teenage violence through a fantasy epic based on vampire culture can lead to severe ID dysplasia and acute, chronic Super Ego transference. And add that It would be best if you stayed home and wrote in your Hello Kitty journal.
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#48 deactivated-61010a1ed19f4
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Watch it, I was made to watch it and I ended up enjoying it
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Just say, stick it to the man....

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#50 Bourbons3
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If this week could not get any worse first of all i find out am related to Rosie O'Donnell and now this. I found out today that on Christmas eve that am being taken to see twilight with my family. I know how bad the first one was since i had to watch it in English last year as a punishment for the boys in our class . Also since my teacher had a sick taste of humour.

If any one can come up an excuse or help me create one , I will post pictures of various cookies from google images and pretend am giving you cookies.

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Say you're busy learning how to spell 'taking' correctly.