Favorite euphemism for sex? KEEP IT CLEAN

Making the beast with two backs

Drilling for oil

Mommy-daddy dance

Eating the cream puff in the enchanted forest

The Moose playing fiddle behind the barn door, singing moon chants and sobbing. :|

touching a shoulder

Bumpin' uglies. Its funny cause its true :D

I was just slapping around on a couple of hot cross buns ...

The hippin' and the hoppin' and the bippin' and the boppin' :D

Beating up hole.

The hippin' and the hoppin' and the bippin' and the boppin' :D

joe11king

Bumpin' uglies. Its funny cause its true :D

manicfoot

Keep it clean? Lol.AAllxxjjnn

"I gashmoygadied her gaflavity with my googus."

A math joke gets locked but this thread is alive. This OT is a very bizarre place.-eddy-

The Moose playing fiddle behind the barn door, singing moon chants and sobbing. :|

SavageM2

I.....cant.....stop.....laughing.

And I do not think I have one.

Hiding the sausage.

My friends and I always refer to it as 'ye know...' followed by some nods and weird facial expressions.'So you's um... ye know...'

roll in the hay.

[QUOTE="-eddy-"]A math joke gets locked but this thread is alive. This OT is a very bizarre place.Lotus-Edge

sticking your **** into her **** and the ************ the *** out of her ****

edit.

Hiding the sausage.

Stashbash

You watch little britain don't you? ^^ wicky-woo!!!

"Ummagumma" That is my favorite.

Riding the horse into the cave :P

[QUOTE="MgamerBD"]"knockin boots" "Slippin the tickle pickle"II_Seraphim_II

Eating the cream puff in the enchanted forest

PerilousWolf

"20 mins of squishy noises"

"bow chikka wow wow"

Anything that can be followed by "thats what she said" Im sorry that always makes me laugh for some reason.

One of the guys I used to write with called it the Horizontal Monster Mash.

Parking the car in the garage

Some women would call it: Putting the kids through college

btw how do you keep this clean...lol

My friend made a Call of Duty one he posted on his Xbox Live account: "Last night i had your girl in last stand,i used deep impact to double tap her,we went all night with extreme conditioning,her sleight of hand got me to sonic boom all over her with my steady aim,you didnt hear a thing cause we were dead silent."viewtiful26

[QUOTE="viewtiful26"]My friend made a Call of Duty one he posted on his Xbox Live account: "Last night i had your girl in last stand,i used deep impact to double tap her,we went all night with extreme conditioning,her sleight of hand got me to sonic boom all over her with my steady aim,you didnt hear a thing cause we were dead silent."Trickedoutps3

stretching the weeping melting stick,curdling the pope's moose, toggling the French snake, petting the melting groceries, tossing the little pony, steaming the pretzel, baking the baton, washing the great invisible canoe, winding the blazing begonias, choking the stiff brass cheese, breaking the orange gecko, dragging the bald woodchuck, hammering the one-eyed dolphin, slamming the pink midget, transmitting the joyous darkness, igniting the turkey

Do I win? :P